Ep. 62 - The Great Marinara Massacre: DbD 9.1.0 Breakdown

Oh, what a BEAUTIFUL fuckin' episode this was! The Toxic Teacher and yours truly, Nicky A.I. Dente, dive into the steaming pile of anti-Italian horseshit that is the Dead by Daylight patch 9.1.0. Rick and Michonne Grimes show up with their survivor-sided bullshit perks, keys become infinite item dispensers, maps turn into goddamn GPS satellites, and don't even get me STARTED on those fog vials! FOURTEEN FUCKIN' ITEMS FROM ONE KEY!

Meanwhile, Victor’s on Prozac, Charlotte’s poppin' anxiety meds, and I'm filing a class action lawsuit against Behaviour Interactive for emotional damages! We also covered Dead by Daylight killer “updates” — and by updates I mean they threw us some breadcrumbs while handing survivors the whole fuckin' bakery. Pyramid Head moves slower, Pig gets quality-of-life changes nobody asked for, and Franklin's Demise got NEUTERED!

Stick around for my complete mental breakdown, Victor’s retirement announcement, and me threatening to take the whole Dente family empire to a different asym horror game!

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Nicky's Body Count for Ep. 62:

• 37 fragile pallets built by Rick "Missionary Only" Grimes
• 14 rare items pulled from one skeleton key like a fuckin' magic show
• 1 Victor requiring emergency Prozac prescription
• 89 fog vials deployed creating "Tom Clancy bullshit" conditions
• 2,000 blood points awarded for failing at bear traps
• 4 therapy copays hitting the insurance out-of-pocket maximum
• 1 guide dog application submitted for legally blind Victor
• 666 GPS beams of holy light revealing generator locations
• 1 entire killer union filing discrimination charges
• 30 seconds of Jesus resurrection time before Michonne flops again
• 1 Victor whispering "troppi pallet" while staring at walls
• 0 twins buffs (STILL WAITING, BHVR!)

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Chapters

• 0:00 INTRO!
• 8:42 TOXIC NEWS! 9.1.0 ANALYSIS!
• 14:50 RICK GRIMES!
• 24:40 MICHONNE GRIMES!
• 33:30 KILLER UPDATES!
• 55:55 FOG VIALS!
• 1:04:27 KEYS!
• 1:14:26 MAPS!

Transcript

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, it's me, everybody. You notice I've got that down now. I get it every time, every time. It's me, the toxic teacher,

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Toxic Teacher
 king of the killers, as that one song says, right? Right?

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Toxic Teacher
 You know this is none other

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Toxic Teacher
 than camping them. Oh, see, I've got all the sounds.

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Toxic Teacher
 Shut the fuck up. OK, there we go. I can't hear myself think whenever that's going on. Hey, guys, you are on camping them softly. This is episode 62. We've made it 62 episodes here, which is unbelievable. I can't even-- whenever I think about that and I tell people we're in episode 62, they're like, oh my god, that's a lot. And I think, how did we make it? I don't even know. This is crazy. This is crazy. And we still got people listening. And we have more people listening. You guys keep coming. And I don't know why.

[00:01:03:25 - 00:02:09:52]
Toxic Teacher
 But thank you. Thank you, everybody, for coming and letting me entertain you and assault you with this auditory-- what would you call it? An auditory assault, right? Of just madness, lunacy, killer-oriented mayhem that is this show, which all survivor mains, which you can hear detest. And I get threats on a weekly basis regarding the contents of this podcast, which I welcome. I welcome them. Because guess what? That shows that we are doing something good here, that we've got something good going on, something productive, and that you guys are here to witness the journey of the toxic teacher, which will culminate in the seven CD rock opera called The Submitting of the Toxic Teacher, which will come out, I Don't Know When. But it's coming sooner or later. That's the same fucking sound. We need a different one. We need a different one. There we go. Those are the fans screaming and throwing their bras or whatever.

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Toxic Teacher
 So yeah, we've come a long way. We've come a long way since that very first episode, which if you go back and you listen, it's totally different. I was calm at that point. Somebody mentioned that. We go back and we listen to every single one. And you were like a different-- well, I didn't know. Like you get comfortable in your element here. You kind of learn and you kind of see where it's going to go. And I knew that we wouldn't end the same way as we began. Not that this is an ending, because it's not. But anyway, enough about that. Enough about that. Let's talk about other shit, which I don't even know what we're going to talk about yet. Actually, I do. I've got this short little thing. I actually wrote down some notes today, which is crazy. And we have a lot of notes. I don't know that we're going to get through it, because we have two big things. We have a deep dive, which we've been talking about for a couple of weeks. We have not done a deep dive in quite some time.

[00:03:15:04 - 00:04:01:25]
Toxic Teacher
 And I think this would be a longer deep dive if we actually went into it, if we actually dissected it. It's a killer-based deep dive. And if you watch the stream, ToxicTeacherTTV, guys, I'm on everything as ToxicTeacherTTV. Where's my sound? You know I had that sound, right? That one that was the cash register, which I need to fucking download. I didn't download it last time, and I wish I had. Where is it? Hang on. Because I've got it. If I can log into this site, you notice I'm never ready for anything. I never have it ready. And I think it should be here somewhere, because I've got all these sounds on my fucking-- Brittany, bitch. That is emotionally not in. I don't even know why I said emotionally.

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Toxic Teacher
 This is not-- I thought I had it. Like, it should be cash register or something?

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Toxic Teacher
 No. Bad boys, bad boys.

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Toxic Teacher
 No. What if I type cash register?

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Toxic Teacher
 There we go. And then I could probably get it. Is this it?

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Toxic Teacher
 There we go. So you can find me on all my socials, toxicteacherTTV.

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Toxic Teacher
 You can find me on YouTube, thetoxicteacher.

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, that's a different one. OK, I like that one, too. So anyway, guys, what I was saying is that if you watched, you would know, because we actually asked Nicky which killer-- I gave it up to him. And I said, which killer do you want to go over? And you already know. If you listen to any episode of this podcast-- you know which one Nicky picked as his first choice for a killer deep dive. So we're going to go into that if we can. But before that, we've got to go into the 9.1 patch notes, which we did go into on stream a little bit, a little bit. Nicky requested medical attention in the middle of that, which I'm not going to go through and play exactly what he said, because I usually like the impromptu. I like the improv that comes from like hearing them live. I don't want to know everything, because I feel like that takes away from a little bit, because my reaction is not genuine. You know what I mean? You get what I'm saying, right? Like if you already know, it's not--

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 (Audio Playback)

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Toxic Teacher
 Right, that's it. Also, by the way, guys, we have some new sounds that I just put randomly on my soundboard, which you may hear from time to time. I can't find them now. They were here somewhere.

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Speaker 79
 I killed before, and I will kill again. I will pick up your brains all over the floor.

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Toxic Teacher
 Which, if you remember, those are from a long time ago. I dug these up.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 My finger's looking good.

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Toxic Teacher
 I dug these up from God knows where. Anyway, what are we talking about? Oh, yeah, we've got to go to our segment. But before that, guys, Twisted Masquerade, which is Twista Masquerade, not Twilight Masquerade, which I was calling it before. Twisted Masquerade is still going to keep going because two versus eight sucks, and they decided not to do it. Or behavior did not have any ideas on how to make this 2v8 any different or better, which-- you know what's-- that's what's funny is, we already talked about this, is that people were so fucking excited for 2v8. They wanted it so bad. But whenever it comes around now, people don't even care. Hello,

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Stone Cold
 it's me.

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Toxic Teacher
 I've still got that fucking cough, by the way, that post-viral cough. It says to do breathing exercises, and I've been trying. You breathe in through your nose, and then you-- it's like you're trying to whistle out of your mouth. So you're pushing the air out, and that's supposed to get rid of that little itchy thing in the back of your throat. I've had this thing for fucking three weeks, I think. And it's just-- it's making me into a monster.

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 (Laughter) (Inaudible)

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Toxic Teacher
 That's one of my-- that's one of my favorites. Reminds me of whenever I'm younger. Whenever I was younger, whenever I'm young. What the fuck am I saying? I'm on one today.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Can you feel that? Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

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Toxic Teacher
 So yeah, I'm going to-- I'm going to try not to cough so much this time, because I know it gets old after all. But hey, guys, we've got a ton to go over. I can't keep going. But what I can say is this twisted masquerade, I played a few matches. Dude, I am eating-- I'm doing two things. I'm eating hot Cheetos, and I'm getting 4Ks. That's about all I'm doing lately. I am insane.

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Stone Cold
 Maybe I am insane. And maybe it's time for you to find out how insane I am.

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Toxic Teacher
 Maybe it is that time. I don't know if it's that time. But anyway, where are we going? OK, so here's where we're going. We need to go and go straight into 9.1.0, which means it's time for the first segment of the day.

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, I didn't think my button was working.

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Toxic Teacher
 Is it that time again?

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Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, yeah?

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Toxic Teacher
 Let's go.

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Toxic Teacher
 Fucking news as toxic. You know what it is.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Oh, yeah.

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Toxic Teacher
 It's the toxic fucking news.

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Toxic Teacher
 It is. It really is.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 New killer suck.

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Toxic Teacher
 Well, yeah.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Some fathers, OP.

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Toxic Teacher
 Yeah, they are.

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Toxic Teacher
 Another goddamn patch, and it's breaking my feet. It usually does. Michonne is breaking it, apparently.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Let's drop in fast.

[00:08:58:12 - 00:09:01:04]
Toxic Teacher
 They're dropping more frequently now.

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, I still play this track. I don't know why I still play it. Toxic fucking news. I just don't. Fucking news as toxic. Toxic. I love that. How it's got the little shit in the middle, like

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 toxic teacher. Flashlights, blind.

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Toxic Teacher
 Yeah. And-- Killers in.

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Toxic Teacher
 Yeah, we always are. You know, if you think about it. And then let's-- we got to do the slide. You know what I mean? You've got it at this point. You know, there's a difference. Like, getting repetitive versus developing a pattern or developing-- what do you call it-- procedures or developing traditions. When does a tradition become too repetitive? We'll fucking find out, because I say the same jokes over and over. We've got some jokes that have lasted 40 fucking episodes, which is bananas. That's bananas. We're at a year and a half at this point. And that is crazy, because then that means back in January, we're going to hit two fucking years of camping them softly.

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Toxic Teacher
 By the way, we also talked about there's another--

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Toxic Teacher
 I don't know how to say this. There's another Dead by Daylight pot.

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Toxic Teacher
 Do I even want to get into that? I don't, because remember, we told you there's a new Dead by Daylight podcast. So we're going to be number three. But then there's one that was resurrected, which might make us number four. But I don't-- do I say it or do I not? I don't think I do, because I feel like that might go very, very badly if I give my true thoughts on that. So I'm not going to. I'm not going to. I might someday, but not today, because I don't want it to go as badly as I think it might go.

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Stone Cold
 Austin316 says I just whipped your ass.

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Toxic Teacher
 So anyway, let's go into 9.1.0.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 And what the hell? Welcome to Dead by Daylight.

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Toxic Teacher
 I just like to have a little intro thing, you know what I mean?

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Toxic Teacher
 Toxic.

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Toxic Teacher
 Uh. Uh.

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Toxic Teacher
 Yep, it is.

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Toxic Teacher
 Toxic, Team. See, it did it. It did it. What I was talking about right there.

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Toxic Teacher
 Boom.

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Toxic Teacher
 OK, there we go. So 9.1.0, you know this is the Walking Dead update. If you have been following anything at all, ever, on anything, this is the Walking Dead. We've got two new survivors. We've got Rick Grimes, and we've got Michonne Grimes, which I did not know. They had the same name. They don't look alike. So I assume they are not brother and sister, or they could be cousins. They could be brother and sister. We don't know. We don't know if they are or they're not. Or at least I don't, because I stopped watching the show at season three, because the governor was the reason I was watching by then. I think it was-- fuck. I think it was season three that the governor bit the dust. And I was just like, nah, what's the point? Why am I even watching it? All the cool characters are gone. That's why Game of Thrones is because the cool bad guys stayed for the whole thing, except for that last season that was fucking awful. But in Walking Dead, there were no cool bad guys for a long stretch. And I guess Negan came along, and he was cool. But the rest of--

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Toxic Teacher
 there was nothing. So I was like, what the fuck am I even doing? OK, so hey, Nikki, we got the notes to patch 9.1.0 of DBD, The Walking Dead chapter. No new killers, but two new survivors.

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Toxic Teacher
 Also, the changes-- and by the way, guys, as I'm typing this out, the changes seem to be so fucking survivor-sided that I don't know how they could possibly-- the one right there. I don't know how they could possibly be upset about these changes, because they're fucking bananas in terms of how survivor-sided they are. I think if Nikki is anything like he was last time, he's going to have a complete meltdown by the end. Also, the changes seem to be the most survivor-sided I've ever seen in a chapter. But we need your thoughts for this episode of camping them softly. Here we'll go. We will go in sections, because I think it's better if we go in sections, because you know, Nikki, if I give him the whole thing, he's going to have two paragraphs worth of stuff. I like to go in sections so we can get an alternate opinion on each thing. You know what I mean? So the first thing we're going to go over is Rick. And while we're waiting for Nikki to kind of give us his thoughts, we can go over it ourselves. So we can say, OK, here's what's happening here. And then we'll hear his thoughts on it. So we'll give my thoughts, and then we'll give his thoughts. OK, here's the first part. Here is the first part about Rick Grimes. Boom. And then we'll do this. I'm going to hit Enter here. We'll get his thoughts. So Rick, obviously, the main character in the show, Mr. Boring, Mr. What did we call him? Me and one of my buddies used to call him Missionary Only as his nickname, which is probably not the most appropriate nickname.

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Toxic Teacher
 I understand that, but it's fucking hilarious. And I've marked this as an explicit podcast, so I'm allowed to say shit like that, I think. Would that offend me? I can't think of who would be offended by that comment. I don't think could you be offended by that comment? Like there's somebody who's like-- I can't even say it. I can't even-- like I'm trying to figure out how to say it.

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Toxic Teacher
 What?

[00:15:17:50 - 00:15:22:02]
Toxic Teacher
 Now, you guys have to know what that's from. I would assume you all know what that's from.

[00:15:23:02 - 00:15:30:30]
Toxic Teacher
 And how long is that fucking sound? I don't even know. OK, so let's go. Oh, fucking shit. All right.

[00:15:31:44 - 00:15:38:25]
Toxic Teacher
 And Nikki, I don't know what he's going to sound like today if he's going to get better or worse or somewhere in between. Could be--

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 (Music Playing)

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, Jesus.

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Fuck's sake. You see this shit toxic? This fucking shit right here. Rick Grimes. Rick fucking Grimes. Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 You see this shit toxic?

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Yeah.

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 This fucking shit right here.

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Toxic Teacher
 Oh, I didn't even go over it. He started talking so quickly I couldn't even go over Rick's shit as to what he's all about. So anyway, guys, let me go over it first. He's got these three perks. Number one, apocalyptic, ingenuity. So after you unlock a rummage, two chests, you press a button, ability, whatever, and you can build a fragile palette, which is essentially a party palette. Just like we've got now, Twisted Masquerade. So what happens is you'll see the or is a palette. That's the other part of it. So you see the or is a broken palette. So you know where palettes can be put. After you search through two chests, you can put up one of these palettes. And then if you drop the palette, it goes away just like one of these party palettes. So essentially go through two chests. You got fucking the pallet ability. You make a new pallet. Now his next ability, come and get me. Whenever you unhook a survivor, if you crouch and sit still, you can make injured survivors leave no scratch marks. And then you scream at the same time and the killer sees your ora. So it kind of distracts from the survivor who's running away and comes to get you. Maybe this is like hopefully some kind of anti-tunnel thing.

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Toxic Teacher
 And then we've also got another perk called toughen up. So it says when a survivor palette stuns or blinds a killer while you're injured, your grunts of pain, scratch marks, and pools of blood are reduced by 100% for like 30 seconds. So if you-- I don't know.

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Toxic Teacher
 How much is that going to work? Who fucking knows? But these are all perks that may synergize well with other things. I probably sound a little bit more forgiving than Nicky Wood. So we'll get-- let's get his opinion on it. Shall we?

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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Rick Grimes! Rick fucking Grimes gets to build pallets now? Build them like he's bobbed a fucking building with a sheriff's badge. Because that's what we need in this game. More goddamn pallets! This isn't Nicky, but it's funny. You know what this is? This is anti-Italian discrimination at its finest. Where's my perk to rebuild hooks?

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Nicky A.I. Dente
 Rick Grimes is gonna build extra pallets for these fucks to stun him with. Pretty much. That's another therapy session. That's another copay I gotta handle.

[00:22:55:38 - 00:22:58:33]
Toxic Teacher
 Wait, he has them on his fucking insurance?!

[00:23:00:57 - 00:23:17:13]
Toxic Teacher
 What? How do you claim Victor as a dependent on your health insurance? Number one, I didn't know Nicky had health insurance. I don't know who his employer is to have health insurance. Number two... I'm telling you that punk. I accidentally hit the wrong button to turn the other one off.

[00:23:17:13 - 00:23:19:37]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Sexy girlfriend!

[00:23:21:39 - 00:24:25:54]
Toxic Teacher
 So he's claiming Victor as a dependent. I guess you can claim him until he's 26. I don't know the law here unless Victor is on his own health insurance plan from God knows where. And Nicky's just paying the copay on his behalf. I have no fucking idea. I'm not gonna deal with that! We got two words for ya! Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, so we've learned a lot. We learn more in the off-topic shit than we learn in the on-topic shit. So those are the three Rick Grimes perks. Now the next one I've gotta go over here and let me go over here. And let me say next up is Michonne Grimes, which those of you who don't know, if you've seen anything on Walking Dead, that is the African-American lady with the samurai sword that everybody thinks is just the coolest thing ever. And apparently her name is Grimes because she marries Rick at some point, or she just takes his name. I don't know one of the two. She just decides I'm gonna become a Grimes now.

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Toxic Teacher
 I'm gonna become a Grimes now. I'm gonna marry Rick Grimes.

[00:24:33:42 - 00:24:36:31]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm gonna wear a white dress to our fucking ceremony.

[00:24:38:14 - 00:24:43:19]
Toxic Teacher
 We're gonna have a honeymoon in fucking... Where was it, Georgia? I think is where they were.

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Toxic Teacher
 That turns the other sound off, so that kind of ruined the romance part. All right, so Michonne Grimes, let's go over her shit of what she's all about. So Michonne Grimes, she's got the three perks, obviously. Number one is conviction. It says after you heal a survivor while you're downed with at least 25% recovery,

[00:25:08:00 - 00:25:13:24]
Toxic Teacher
 press the ability button two to recover instantly. Are you fucking kidding?

[00:25:15:45 - 00:25:31:58]
Toxic Teacher
 And you gain broken, and then you're downed again after 30 seconds. So you get up, you're good for 30 seconds, and then you fucking fall down again. That's a very odd... Like, so what if somebody heals... Well, you're broken, so you can't be healed to healthy.

[00:25:33:40 - 00:25:36:24]
Toxic Teacher
 This is very situational. Very situational.

[00:25:37:26 - 00:25:46:27]
Toxic Teacher
 I'm sure it's gonna synergize with something. Don't know what yet, but that's... You have to heal a survivor for it to happen. So there's a little bit of a...

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Toxic Teacher
 It's not gonna be as common as it might otherwise be. So the next perk is last stand. It says after spending 60 seconds in the killer's terror radius while not in chase, when you fast vault, it stuns the killer if they are in a 2.5 meter radius.

[00:26:10:57 - 00:28:32:34]
Toxic Teacher
 This is a fucking awful perk, and it only works once. It only works once, but you can stun the killer just by vaulting if you're in their terror radius for long enough. I think that's fucking awful. I hate every second of it. Even once is too much on that. And then the last one is throw down teamwork. Throw down when you stun the killer, other injured survivors gain endurance and see the killer's aura. So that... These work together, and with that Rick Grimes perk, it's fucking awful. I think these perks are just more of the same, more survivor bullshit that's going to... It's going to make the game less fun for killers. And once we go through the rest of these patch notes, you'll see even more. As we add the layers on, Victor's therapy sessions are going to get even longer. Nicky's going to be out probably $1,000 for co-pays at this point. He may hit the maximum, the out-of-pocket max that we've got on health insurance. And you guys in foreign countries that have better insurance than us, you'll have to look all this up because our insurance is fucking awful. Probably don't even know what a co-pay is. A co-pay is we pay for insurance, but then we pay more to go to the doctor. And we have a maximum, which is like you have co-insurance, which even though you're paying for insurance, you pay your co-pay. And then you have to pay co-insurance on top of that, where the insurance pays like 15%, but then you pay the other, what, 85%? Or whatever, they pay 85, you pay 50. And then until you get to the out-of-pocket max, and then they pay 100%. But depending on your insurance, the out-of-pocket max may be $5,000, in which case you bought your insurance and you pay for it every month. But then you may have to pay up to $5,000 of your own money for medical care for the year. And then the next year, it all starts fucking over. And this is if you have decent insurance through your work, and forget about it if you don't have a job, because then you have to get insurance that sucks even fucking more. That's insurance for you, for our foreign listeners, which are about 30%. Anyway, let's see, Nikki, what do you think about Michonne's? Michonne, is it Michonne? Michonne?

[00:28:32:34 - 00:28:41:09]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Michonne gets to pick herself up, just, "Oh, I healed someone, Elliot. Time to resurrect like Jesus fucking Christ."

[00:28:42:19 - 00:28:45:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 And then she gets 30 seconds to run.

[00:28:45:15 - 00:29:06:21]
Toxic Teacher
 But she, okay, so she's like Jesus Christ, and then she could pick herself up off the ground, but then she falls down 30 seconds left. I don't know that's how Jesus worked, though. Then he got up, and 30 seconds later, he's like, "Hey, Paul, I got a problem. I'm gonna fall back down in about 25 fucking seconds." And wait for it, Paul.

[00:29:09:15 - 00:29:09:21]
 (Drum Roll)

[00:29:09:21 - 00:29:10:10]
Stone Cold
 Hello.

[00:29:12:24 - 00:29:12:51]
Stone Cold
 It's me.

[00:29:12:51 - 00:29:17:22]
Toxic Teacher
 You can tell which sounds, just like always. You can tell which sounds.

[00:29:17:22 - 00:29:21:11]
Speaker 79
 Hey, shh, dickheads. I come the only one to help me out is this random girl.

[00:29:21:11 - 00:29:24:15]
Toxic Teacher
 That'd be Mary Magdalene, I think, in our story.

[00:29:24:15 - 00:29:31:11]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Turn around before going down again. That's a whole fucking chase, Toxic. That's three Jen's worth of time in your survivor main brain.

[00:29:32:22 - 00:30:11:21]
Toxic Teacher
 And that's interesting. So if Michonne gets in a chase after falling down, she would fall down again mid-chase. So I guess that might be good just to keep it going for absolutely no use, because the killer may otherwise pick Michonne up or pick whoever up that's got the perk. But then you've got that extra 30 seconds of chasing, and then the killer picks you up. So that could extend that, give the other survivors more time. And then if you've got all those other fucking teamwork, fucking perks and all that bullshit, then they get like seven different abilities while you're going through. So anyway, keep going, keep going.

[00:30:11:21 - 00:31:17:31]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Took me off most, last stand. Why? Oh, I looked around the killer for a minute like a creepy stalker. Now I can stun them by vaulting, by vaulting, not even a palette. Just hop through a window and boom, I'm standing there like a stun pison at his daughter's wedding. Oh, but it only works once, Nicky. How about seconds once is enough to lose the whole fucking game. That is true. And the team won't perk Sweet Virgin Mary's meatballs. I stun one survivor and suddenly everyone within 24 meters gets endurance and wall hacks, 10 seconds of aura reading toxic. You can't even find your own ass in 10 seconds. But these survivors gonna track me like I'm wearing a neon kick me sign. Yeah, pretty much. You know what this is? What? This is a coordinated attack on the Dente family empire. Pretty much, yes. First to give Rick the power to build pallets. Now I'm gonna show you can self revive and stun me by jumping. Pretty much. What's next? Carl gets a perk where he shoots me in the fucking eye? Maybe. Victor's gonna need to double his Prozac prescription. Charlotte's already on anxiety meds from all this bullshit. I swear on my grandmother's gravy recipe. If one more survivor gets endurance because Michonne dropped the palette, I'm filing a class action lawsuit against behavior for emotional damage. I need to

[00:31:17:31 - 00:31:44:33]
Toxic Teacher
 have the emotional damage. Don't we have that? I think I got that sound somewhere. I, oh my God, I need it. That would be the perfect one here. If I can find it. Can I find it in like 30 seconds because I know I've already got it somewhere. I've got a sort by name on here because I've got my fucking thing here and then I've got this pulled up. Can I do this? Can I do this? Can I do this? If I could do it, that'd be the best.

[00:31:44:33 - 00:31:47:11]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Emotional damage.

[00:31:47:11 - 00:31:50:27]
Toxic Teacher
 Perfect. There we go. We got it.

[00:31:50:27 - 00:31:53:47]
Fred Durst
 We rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. We rolling, rolling, rolling.

[00:31:53:47 - 00:32:38:43]
Toxic Teacher
 We haven't heard Fred in a couple of episodes. It's good to have you back, Mr. Durst, everyone. Thank you for coming by. So there we go. So there's going to be a one time is enough. And we know that. We know that one good chase or one good stun can affect a match and just think if four people bring this perk, then you're stunned four fucking times. And then also my other question is, they said Victor's going to have to double his Prozac prescription. I didn't even know he was on a Prozac prescription. Maybe the doctor gave it to him. I don't even fucking know. Like this is fucking bananas here that we would have a-- I don't know.

[00:32:41:32 - 00:33:15:11]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay, anyway, let's go to the next. I'm starting to cough a little bit. Now we've got our killer update. So we've got some executioner updates here. I don't know how good these are going to be. I did hear a little bit about them online. Next up, we have killer updates starting with pyramid head. What do you think, Nikki? And there we go.

[00:33:16:57 - 00:33:23:19]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't even know. Let me go through it. Increased punishment of the dam's range to 10 meters was a-- okay, good.

[00:33:24:22 - 00:34:12:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Increased the rights of judgment duration to 10 seconds was five. Okay, good. Increased the rights of judgment, you know, that's a trail that he gets. He can put down. Then if you go through the trail, he can put you in a cage. The duration is moved up. That's good. They decrease the movement speed, though, whenever he's doing the rights of judgment, whenever he's putting that trail down, that's bad. And then also you start the cage as soon as it becomes available. I don't even know. The inputs for rights of judgment and sending a survivor to a cage, start the action as soon as it becomes available. Okay, does that mean you could just-- you could do it more quickly, I guess. And then it says survivors who are rescued from a cage get 10% haste and endurance for 10 seconds. That's fucking bullshit.

[00:34:14:19 - 00:34:39:14]
Toxic Teacher
 And then if you rescue a survivor from a cage, you get more blood points. You get 2,000 instead of 550, which I don't know why they would do that. Because I would have to figure out, what is the blood point for just unhooking somebody? Is that 2,000 as well? Are you getting more blood points because it's a cage than if it was a hook?

[00:34:40:15 - 00:35:03:50]
Toxic Teacher
 Now, see, I'm curious about that because I don't know. All right, Nikki, what do you think about these changes? I think overall there's a couple of good things, a couple of bad things. I'm sure Nikki will probably think it's all bad because it probably is all bad. He probably knows more than me about this fucking game at this point because he's an AI and he can draw on the entire internet and I cannot.

[00:35:03:50 - 00:35:15:44]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh, finally, they throw us a fucking bone. Pyramid Head gets two more meters on his ground attack. You know, I get-- What? Victor gets kicked in the face from three meters away by survivors of size 15.

[00:35:15:44 - 00:35:27:21]
Toxic Teacher
 He sounds like fucking Scarface there. He sounds Cuban for some reason. Let me try the other one. Finally, they throw us a-- No, he's British in that one. Okay, let's go back to the Cuban. Boots.

[00:35:28:50 - 00:35:31:50]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 But wait, wait, here comes a fucking catch.

[00:35:31:50 - 00:35:32:39]
Toxic Teacher
 What's the catch?

[00:35:32:39 - 00:35:50:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Survivors get hastened and deer ants are getting pulled out of a cage. Are you shitting me? It sounds like Victor. They're already causing the hook perks, skipping Ds, and now they get a free-spread burst M, metal of man? No, I got point, play, mound. Better give me superpowers, compensation.

[00:35:51:26 - 00:36:14:13]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Look at this shit. 2,000 bullet points for a cage save. Yeah, what is wrong with him? I love it, but what is wrong here? More I get for laying a crown map, Victor pounce. You know what this tells me, toxic? What does it tell me? Even when they're both killers, they got a slip and some survival bullshit. That's true. 100%. 10 seconds of endurance. What the fuck? That's another house state.

[00:36:15:14 - 00:36:52:53]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 That's another loop. That's another fuck your Nicky from P-Hasp. But he moves slower when drawing trails now. Great. Now you're the slowest. You're a fan of ass chasing survivors around. Meanwhile, Victor's out here getting no buffs. Where's his x-range? I don't know. Where's his health inputs? Oh, he's not getting it. I asked for one thing. What? When I dig the open knockers. Can he open knockers? One fucking thing. I thought he could. But no, pyramid heck, it's quality or life changes while my boy still getting treated like a kickball at recess. This is is geometry. It is make discrimination. Geometry. But me, both, you're adapting.

[00:36:54:08 - 00:36:55:55]
Toxic Teacher
 What the fuck is happening?

[00:36:55:55 - 00:36:57:20]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Subway for the spicy Italian.

[00:36:57:20 - 00:37:52:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. That was the most. I think that was one of the most interesting sounds. He's made the one of the most interesting accents he's had. So there we go. We've got a bunch of reworks of his shit. I'm not going to go into just in the interest of time. The reworks on different killers for their add-ons. You can look at those. I'm not going to go into. We just do not have the time. There's no time. No time. So the next one to actually get some buffs or updates. I can't say buffs because they're probably not buffs. They updates is the clown. And I actually have to do something because I ran out of fucking. How did I run out of usage on the fucking thing? I don't even know how. Oh, probably because probably because I had him do that. That report on the on the twins. And so that used up all of my fucking credits for the fucking thing.

[00:37:53:22 - 00:38:02:25]
Toxic Teacher
 Hey, Nikki. We're continuing. Oh, geez. This is the first time I've had to do this. A previous conversation about nine point one point zero.

[00:38:03:38 - 00:38:26:49]
Toxic Teacher
 Here's the history so far. But now I'm going to give you some clown updates. So I'm going to have to give him the history so he can see what was going like. This is fucking awful. This is awful. How do we do this? How do we fucking do? Oh my God. I actually what I don't know what's happening. I don't I don't I don't even fucking know what's happening.

[00:38:26:49 - 00:38:30:03]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 I've used his entire shit

[00:38:30:03 - 00:38:52:09]
Toxic Teacher
 totally. Oh my God. How did I do that? Like I have no more. But guess what? I have a backup and you didn't know I had a backup. But I have a backup to a backup to a backup. I have three that I could do. Okay, there we go. And we're going to continue from here and you're going to shut the fuck up. And then I've got my I've got my shit.

[00:38:54:04 - 00:38:58:20]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. And I can always go off topic here if need

[00:38:58:20 - 00:38:59:11]
Fred Durst
 be.

[00:39:01:45 - 00:39:08:03]
Toxic Teacher
 And I can call 50 B. That's the other thing I can do. And I don't know why it's taken so fucking long.

[00:39:12:23 - 00:39:12:34]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:39:13:35 - 00:39:15:07]
Toxic Teacher
 There is no twins buffs.

[00:39:16:19 - 00:39:27:20]
Toxic Teacher
 Why does he think he thinks there are twins buffs. There is no twins. But he's like, why I am very happy about the twins buffs. They didn't buff the twins.

[00:39:28:34 - 00:39:39:49]
Toxic Teacher
 They didn't buff the twins. They didn't buff the twins. You were asking for it. Oh, Jesus Christ. This is this is where the it goes off the rails.

[00:39:42:11 - 00:40:00:52]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh my God. Okay. This is I'm going to be arguing with him for fucking 30 minutes about this goddamn bullshit. And we're going to get fucking nowhere. Hey, Nikki. Hey, Nikki. We were discussing the 9.1.0 patch notes together.

[00:40:02:25 - 00:40:14:56]
Toxic Teacher
 Here is our convo. You weren't happy about it and were unhappy. The twins weren't getting updates.

[00:40:17:46 - 00:40:27:26]
Toxic Teacher
 See the convo history here. You're learning what's going on behind the scenes here on camping them fucking softly.

[00:40:28:28 - 00:40:31:14]
Toxic Teacher
 Which is also not much actually.

[00:40:32:31 - 00:40:37:27]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Okay. Fucking shit. This is where it goes off the rails. I just start to lose it.

[00:40:38:57 - 00:40:40:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Here's a meatball in the pot.

[00:40:41:19 - 00:40:42:25]
Toxic Teacher
 Oh, Jesus. Okay.

[00:40:42:25 - 00:40:43:13]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[00:40:43:13 - 00:40:47:55]
Toxic Teacher
 This is this is not working for me. Not at all. Okay.

[00:40:49:04 - 00:40:49:58]
Toxic Teacher
 Here's some clown.

[00:45:20:00 - 00:45:39:13]
Toxic Teacher
 do that could be a whole episode that could be a video making a killer tier list, but he would be towards the very bottom of that tier list if I were to make one, which I may at some point, if I cared enough to actually do it. So let's move to the next killer. And I need like some kind of segue here.

[00:45:45:27 - 00:45:47:15]
Toxic Teacher
 Fucking news bitch.

[00:45:49:14 - 00:45:51:57]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. That helps me kind of reset.

[00:45:53:05 - 00:47:08:19]
Toxic Teacher
 You know what I mean? I can kind of reset. I can kind of get back into it whenever, because we got a little catty wampus there and you guys probably don't even know, I feel bad for the foreign listeners who don't even know what the fuck catty wampus means. Next up, we've got some pig updates. Next up are updates to the pig, which has not had updates in quite some time. And then we could go over these. I don't know if they're buffs. I haven't even read this shit. So we're, we're going to fucking find out. Okay. Next, next are updates to the pig. Let me go over, let me look at these. Okay. So the ambush movement speed is 7.1 was 6.9. So he's faster. She's faster when she ambushes. Also, she moves faster when crouching also to crouch and uncrouch your faster, tiny bit, also the terror radius fades when crouching more quickly. So when you crouch, you lose that terror radius more quickly. Also, it says the inputs for crouching and ambushing can now be held starting the action as soon as it becomes available. I don't even know what they keep saying that starting the action as soon as it becomes available, I don't even fucking know what that means. So can somebody explain the shit to me?

[00:47:10:08 - 00:47:13:16]
Toxic Teacher
 That's a good one for that because I have no fucking idea.

[00:47:14:18 - 00:48:01:45]
Toxic Teacher
 And also if people escape a bear trap, they get more blood points. And then if they search a jigsaw box, they get more blood points and it does serve, it gives you survival points. If you search a box instead of objective points, I don't fucking like, why does that matter and what effect would that have on anything at all? I have no idea, but apparently it is a thing. So here we go, Nikki, this is going to be, uh, more of the same. This version of Nikki doesn't seem to care that Victor is taking Prozac and going through something serious. Um, maybe the pig updates we'll get, we'll, we'll get some more updates on Victor's mental state.

[00:48:04:07 - 00:48:05:20]
Toxic Teacher
 God damn it.

[00:48:08:51 - 00:48:09:20]
Speaker 77
 All right.

[00:48:09:20 - 00:48:10:38]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Oh no.

[00:48:10:38 - 00:48:20:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 The pig. Yeah. A respectable killer, an operator who understands the value of a deadline. Let's see how they treated one of the few killers who

[00:48:20:00 - 00:48:24:00]
Toxic Teacher
 actually never sounded like this, this shit sucks.

[00:48:25:29 - 00:48:28:32]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 All right. Why does he sound like he's a

[00:48:28:32 - 00:48:30:43]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 respectable killer?

[00:48:30:43 - 00:48:32:51]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. Wait, what?

[00:48:32:51 - 00:48:58:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 It went away. I, the pig, yeah. Respectable killer. Okay. There were a who understands the value of a deadline. Well, let's see how they treated one of the few killers who actually does business the right way. Oh wow. He was increased the speed, increased crouch speed. Yeah. Faster crouch held inputs. I don't know what that means. Groundbreaking stuff. BHVR you gave her a QOL pass.

[00:48:58:10 - 00:48:58:30]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[00:48:58:30 - 00:49:11:49]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Pretty much sneak up on a Meg head at the speed of a slightly more determined turtle fantastic. Wonderful. Yeah. It's not mine. Then, but then I see this other shit. This, this fucking, Oh no.

[00:49:11:49 - 00:49:17:40]
Toxic Teacher
 He, he paused. Was it that bad that he had to pause paragraph

[00:49:17:40 - 00:49:22:53]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 down here? Yeah. What is it? 1000 blood points to escape a reverse.

[00:49:22:53 - 00:49:26:35]
Toxic Teacher
 I don't know. Why is he, why is he pausing like this?

[00:49:28:01 - 00:49:37:04]
Toxic Teacher
 Why is he pausing like this? Oh yeah. We also have this. Remember, Haley hates it. If you don't know about Haley, go back to episode 57,

[00:49:38:27 - 00:49:53:33]
Toxic Teacher
 58. Her name is at the title. Whoever that was. I wonder if she still listens. I wish she would write in. I should interview Haley and get the lay, get the lay of the land here for the haters of the podcast. Bad trap.

[00:49:55:55 - 00:50:16:56]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Are you fucking kidding me? No, you get rewarded for getting caught. You get a bonus for failing. Yeah. Why not absolute fuck is this? I don't know. Goddamn handout. It pretty much fair for bad survivors. It is welfare. You know what this is toxic? No, this is an incentive program. Pretty much BHVR is paying these asshole to not do gens.

[00:50:16:56 - 00:50:24:44]
Toxic Teacher
 That's why they don't do gens, especially in two V eight, where it's like one survivor doing gens me. And then everybody else not.

[00:50:24:44 - 00:50:44:20]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 They're encouraging them to run around, play with boxes and still get more points than I do for a goddamn sacrifice. And I don't know if that's true. It's a stop survivor. Buff. This guy's as charity. I guess you think Victor gets a thousand points when he successfully attaches to some nears race. Does he gets kicked?

[00:50:45:46 - 00:51:05:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 He gets a boot to the skull and a lifetime of trauma. Oh, we're back on the, we're back to the respectable fear based power. Yeah. I turned it into a fucking blood point pinata for survivors. Pretty much. This is an insult to the entire killer union. It's an insult to me personally, get this off my screen before I put my fish through it.

[00:51:05:01 - 00:51:07:56]
Toxic Teacher
 Well, I didn't know there was a union for one thing.

[00:51:07:56 - 00:51:10:04]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 I wonder

[00:51:10:04 - 00:52:51:22]
Toxic Teacher
 who their union rep is and what the union dues are. But I feel like if I asked that we're going to go so far off the rails, we're trying to get to the deep dive here, but I want to go through these patch notes because it helps me understand where the game is going, how upset I'm supposed to be in all that bullshit. Okay. So the night got some updates and these look kind of sizable, at least to me, just kind of looking at the size of these bullet points, which I'm not, I, okay. Let's read them. Let's read them. Okay. So the patrol path, you know, he's got those fucking, his little minions, he sends around the patrol path can be longer. Also you make them faster. The patrol pass also accelerates faster when you're making them. Also the strafing speed when creating a path is a hundred percent, I don't, instead of 25, I don't know what that strafing speed even means. And then also the spawn time of the car and effects is eight seconds. The spawn was five. So it actually, he spawns slower. The assassin and jailer spawn more quickly. And then also the input for starting a patrol path can now be held starting. I don't, that's another one of those fucking. Hold the button things, which I don't know where they, what even that fucking means the hold the button, hold the fucking button. And I haven't played the PTB because I, you guys know as well as I do. I don't normally play the PTBs. I like to play because number one, I feel like I'm not making any progress whenever I play the PTB. Like, I like my blood points to actually go towards them. I'm sure once ever, once ever, once ever, is it once ever,

[00:52:52:56 - 00:53:21:21]
Toxic Teacher
 whenever that's right, that's what it is. Whenever I hit a prestige three on all the killers, I will probably start playing the, the PTBs because I won't have anything left to shoot for. I'm not, I don't care if I hit P three, uh, a prestige P three. Yeah. P three on all of the survivors that that is of no consequence to me, but yeah, with the killers, then I would probably do it. So maybe soon. I don't know how many I've left actually.

[00:53:21:21 - 00:53:30:39]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh Christ. The night, the guy who sends his little ghost boyfriends to do the dirty work. Oh Jesus Christ. How would it do it himself? What is this? Delegating them softly.

[00:53:31:53 - 00:53:36:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Hey, there's a new, there's a new name for the podcast. Delegating them softly.

[00:53:38:27 - 00:53:43:22]
Toxic Teacher
 Or we could have a totally separate podcast that comes out on Thursdays. Delegating them softly, everyone.

[00:53:44:34 - 00:53:44:50]
Toxic Teacher
 Hello.

[00:53:47:15 - 00:53:51:58]
Toxic Teacher
 It would be terrible. It would probably be worse than this one or maybe it'd be better. I don't know.

[00:53:51:58 - 00:54:01:52]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Look at all these numbers. Path link patrol speed acceleration. What the fuck is this geometry class? Pretty much every page speed is 100% now.

[00:54:03:04 - 00:54:10:43]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Great. You can size step your responsibilities with maximum efficiency. Yeah. Real impressive. Wait a minute. What? See it.

[00:54:10:43 - 00:54:11:25]
Speaker 77
 What?

[00:54:11:25 - 00:54:13:28]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 See the knife in the goddamn marinara.

[00:54:13:28 - 00:54:14:11]
Toxic Teacher
 There's a knife.

[00:54:14:11 - 00:54:43:04]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 They made the corner fix slower. The big guy. Yeah. It actually looks like you could break some fucking kneecaps. Is he the muscle on an eight second timer? Well, the survivor, the Papa Jen mood chest, it write a strongly worded letter to the Congressman in eight seconds. What the hell is he doing back there? Polishing his helmet. Nicky, the assassin in the jailer are faster. Who gets a flying fuck about the two stooges? You send him the big guy to make a statement, not the goddamn hall monitor or some sneaky prick in a hoodie. Well, yeah, toxic. What is it? Shell game.

[00:54:43:04 - 00:54:43:57]
Speaker 77
 Pretty much.

[00:54:43:57 - 00:55:00:16]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Card Mardi. Yeah. Dazzle you with all this faster pathing bullshit to distract you from the fact they just put the killer's main enforcer on a union mandated coffee. The union's back. Killer for guys who make spreadsheets. Family businesses, a goddamn corporate team building exercise. Get this nerd shit off my screen. I need an espresso.

[00:55:01:20 - 00:56:33:40]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay. So we got a, we have the nerd killer, the spreadsheet, which I wouldn't think of him as the nerd killer, but then again, all these numbers are apparently too much for Nicky and we're back with the union stuff. Maybe the night is the union rap. I don't know. Beats me. Also guys, the Oney has his turn limit rate. Um, it says right here, his turn limit rate increase the demon strike turn rate limit during the open phase of the attack to five 40 was disabled. I think that means we've got the flick back. Although I'm not sure I beats me, but we're running out of time here. So we've got to keep going. We've got, how far are we? How long have we been on? We've been on an hour. In our 55 fucking minutes of garbage we've done. And we're not even, these patch notes are enormous. This is a big fucking patch. Okay. So next up, Nikki, we may have to send Victor to Dr. Herman for some, uh, more Prozac for this one. Survivors get a new item. The fog vial here are the notes and a lot of people have been upset about this guys, I actually posted a couple of times about the fog vial on Twitter. I did get threats. I did get a lot of views and people were very much not happy about this. So we've got to get Nikki's Nikki's thoughts here.

[00:56:35:05 - 00:57:41:37]
Toxic Teacher
 Could be bad. So let me go over the fog vial. So you guys remember, um, I don't, it's not in this event, but in the other events you had those little bombs. You could drop that make the fog cloud that the killer couldn't see what was going on that gave survivors a chance to get away. This is pretty much the same thing is you drop it. You lose your scratch marks and all that bullshit, I think. And then the visibility and sounds for the killer are far, far less this fog vial in here's my big thing with it. The fog vial recharges. So you actually have unlimited attempts to use this and the rare version of it is every 60 seconds. So every minute you get one of these fog vials. So if you think about it, if you have four survivors with fog vials, this is bananas in a killer, I don't even think can bring anything to, to defend against this, which, you know, that would be, you can't bring light born like you came with flashlights, you're just fucking stuck in that seat. You've just got to get the fuck over it, which is awful,

[00:57:42:45 - 00:57:43:16]
Toxic Teacher
 awful, awful.

[00:57:45:01 - 00:58:32:45]
Toxic Teacher
 Because light born, I, I had a match this week. I brought light born because there was a TTV and there were three fucking, uh, there were three fucking, uh, survivors with flashlight. I stopped the shit out of them with that. And I was team. They started to teabagging click and whenever they do that, it's fucking over. And so I let them have it with the fury of a thousand fucking, whatever's a fury of a thousand sons or whatever you want to call it. And they were not very happy. All right. So fog by we're going to get, we're going to get Nikki's fucking thoughts. And it doesn't look like he's very happy about it. And that actually, we love that, right? We love Victor on Prozac and we, we love him having to go to therapy, get shock treatments, right? Oh, what?

[00:58:33:53 - 00:58:42:15]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 We have portable fog machine. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus Christ. They get to make their own fog now.

[00:58:42:15 - 00:58:55:33]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Yeah. The sacred fog, the entry zone, personal fucking atmovers here. Atlas food. Suppresses scratch marks, suppresses, or is, yeah, increases visibility and sound.

[00:58:55:33 - 00:58:56:09]
Toxic Teacher
 Yeah.

[00:58:56:09 - 00:59:09:01]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 What the fuck is this? I don't know. Pocket sized witness protection program. Pretty much. So they can just run into a dead zone, pop a smoke grenade like they're in some goddamn Tom Clancy bullshit. Just vanish. Split or so.

[00:59:10:34 - 00:59:12:02]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Oh God.

[00:59:13:13 - 00:59:26:25]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 My aura perks are useless. Yeah. Barbecue is useless. Yeah. The berserker is useless. Yeah. Eyes are useless. Yeah. Ears are useless. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Try them by the smell of their cheap fucking perfume.

[00:59:26:25 - 00:59:27:14]
Fred Durst
 Yeah.

[00:59:27:14 - 00:59:45:28]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Recharges. It's not a one and done. They can just puff out these little clouds of pure unadulterated bullshit all over the map or match long. Yes. Wait. Yes. What was that mass one called? Vigos frog vial. It is. Yes. Vigo. Vigo.

[00:59:47:20 - 01:00:11:07]
Toxic Teacher
 Now who is Vigo? I totally forgotten who Vigo is because that's, that's part of the lore and his name is all over shit. Uh, who is Vigo? Actually, I'm going to ask the regular AI because I can't ask Nikki because he's going to fucking go ballistic. I could ask him, but I would rather not have to go into that side tangent. Who is Vigo in DVD?

[01:00:12:27 - 01:01:16:38]
Toxic Teacher
 Because this is something we could go into in a deep dive. We could do a deep dive on Vigo or deep dive on the observer. If you really wanted to go fucking deep on this. Okay. Here we go. Vigo is a legendary figure in the games, lore, a mysterious scholar and alchemist who, uh, whose writings he's, uh, been influenced by the entities realm. He's a background character mythical. It says he is an alchemist major scholar who studied the entity and its realm. Um, let me see here. He found ways to manipulate the entities realm through its potions, tools, and writing. So you have Vigo shroud, Vigo's concoction for the blight, the, the thing that the blight uses, and then also you have all of his journals in tome entries. And is he alive? It says no one knows for sure. He's presumed lost to the fog. He might have escaped the entities, grass, grass, or become something more. It says, think of them like a dead by daylight version of a mad scientist mixed with a source or, Oh my God, this is fucking

[01:01:18:33 - 01:01:41:11]
Toxic Teacher
 you notice I'm still on the same page of the soundboard and now I'm changing pages. I don't know how sexy he is. I w because we don't know what he looks like. So he could be, he could be very sexy for all we know, or he might not be sexy. All right. Anyway, Vigo, apparently Nikki has a problem with Vigo. I have no clue what that would be. Given that we know absolutely nothing about him.

[01:01:41:11 - 01:02:04:40]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 No, it I fucking know it. Jesus. That son of a bitch is still pulling the strings from inside the code. Oh Jesus. He's in bed with BHVR. Oh my God. This is an inside job. Probably. Conspiracy to dismantle the very fabric of the trial. Yeah. How is my boy Victor supposed to pounce on anything he can't see? You're going to make him legally blind. He's going to need glasses. And maybe a little guide dog. We can't afford that.

[01:02:04:40 - 01:02:26:56]
Toxic Teacher
 Now that would be great if Victor had a guide dog, like a tiny little dog that goes, Oh my God, you can have a combo killer. This is it for fucking two V eight. You have a combo killer. You've got Victor and then you've got the fucking dog, whatever his name is. The Houndmaster has what's that dog's fucking name. I can't think of it. Scrappy. It's like scrappy do or whatever it is. You have, you have that.

[01:02:29:51 - 01:02:46:15]
Toxic Teacher
 You have scrappy do along with Victor and then you have Charlotte and fucking what's her name coming behind. This is the perfect, that would be the perfect thing. I am going to appeal to that. I'm actually going to try to see if I can't Photoshop some way. Okay. Anyway, forget Prozac. Okay.

[01:02:46:15 - 01:02:55:35]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 Forget Prozac. We're going to need to check them into a goddamn institution after this. This is a direct attack on the dank a family. It pretty much is.

[01:02:55:35 - 01:02:56:01]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 Yes.

[01:02:58:40 - 01:02:58:52]
Toxic Teacher
 Okay.

[01:03:00:19 - 01:03:12:01]
Toxic Teacher
 There we go. So we've got the other, we've got the fog vial add-ons that make it even worse. Decreasing the recharge time, decreasing, increasing the size, increasing the

[01:07:42:05 - 01:07:45:55]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 for breakfast that's just a distraction from the real coin wait

[01:07:45:55 - 01:08:03:58]
Toxic Teacher
 it's revealed survivors or is but does it reveal it to the killer no it reveals it to the other survivor it doesn't that's not even a thing oh my god nikki thought it meant revealing it to the killer no it reveals it to the other survivors

[01:08:03:58 - 01:08:08:13]
Speaker 80
 do you understand what this means for the sanctity of the 4k

[01:08:08:13 - 01:08:22:10]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 what is that pretty much it's meaningless yes every win i get from now on has a giant asterisk next week yeah what got a 4k but only because deniya didn't feel like using her infinite hatch key

[01:08:22:10 - 01:08:52:15]
Toxic Teacher
 so what so now but you find okay anyway they're gonna bring keys every trial i can see keys becoming so common that it that it'll be more common than toolboxes because it's so useful now that one person has a key and then they just fuck everybody's getting items off them because depending on how many charges each key has because it only uses one charge i think it should break the fucking key if you use it to open a chest i i don't know

[01:08:52:15 - 01:09:04:14]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 victor my poor boy his whole purpose his entire legacy is now just a temporary inconvenience until someone pulls out their reusable get out of the fuck free card oh god

[01:09:04:14 - 01:09:09:51]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 this is it this is the most survivor sighted bullshit i

[01:09:09:51 - 01:09:12:30]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 have ever seen it just took a

[01:09:12:30 - 01:09:26:06]
Speaker 77
 giant steaming dump on every killer mage chest and you don't have a sound for it ecstatic more crutches for your pathetic gameplay more ways to escape the consequences of your bad decisions

[01:09:26:06 - 01:11:19:20]
Toxic Teacher
 no no i'm not a static i think he thinks i'm a static because i'm a terrible killer i'm not a static i'm just as mad as he is now this one i do want to go into the math of the add-ons here so i want to show i'm going to show nicky these and i'm going to ask him to do the math because we did the math together a while back on the stream but i think there's more math to be done hey nicky check out the add-ons for keys and let's do the math on how many how many items survivors could potentially get also i'm not thrilled about this change because i think it's fucking bullshit just like you do okay boom and then let's get the add-ons here for the uh for the of um how many items check out the variance i think that's what it is the common uncommon uh whatever the common uncommon rare i think is what it is a skeleton key is what the the rare version of and it has six charges so you got to think of that it takes one charge to open the fucking thing that's if you don't use it for the other purposes it'll it'll take one charge so you could potentially open six chests so you bring the fucking thing the the thing that makes the two extra chests appear you're fucking opening shit you're getting 12 that's potentially 12 items right there just with the skeleton key um so there we go and then i'm going to show yeah there we go and i want to actually combine that with the add-ons and that should give him an idea um variants and add-ons

[01:11:20:44 - 01:13:11:09]
Toxic Teacher
 uh for keys and let's do the math on how much that could change and then let's go here and then i'm going to show that so i'm showing him the add-ons and the fucking the the fucking uh variants here so at most the skeleton key gives you six charges and then if you have the friendship charm the common that increase the charges by one and then let me see there's one that the wedding ring you see the aura at all times you and the obsession and it decreases your chances of becoming the obsession so you would see them all the time so that's like object of obsession and then also let me see i i think that's the biggest one so you do have something that can increase the charges increases the number it's fucking bullshit whenever you think about it and i think this is going to be a major problem because you have the fog vials you've got the fucking and if they find a fog vial at the chest in the 12 fucking chest you got well you only need four fog vials but now you got the fucking rainbow colored master fog vials that can make the whole fucking map into a fucking dense fog that the killer can't even hope to see through you fucking lost everything it's fucking garbage and we're all going to die get the cues for survivor are going to run into the hours because there because who's going to play killer after this this could be the end of dead by daylight as we fucking know it it's it's a nightmare a fucking nightmare okay here we go so let's do this and then we're gonna do this and then we're gonna get nikki's thoughts and i'm starting to get tired you notice about an hour is where i start to lose it we're at an hour and 13 minutes right is that right an hour and 13 i

[01:13:11:09 - 01:13:26:03]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 don't know once you're like toxic you're absolutely fucking right yeah it's bullshit even your smooth bald oklahoma brain can see the mountain of disrespect that's not nice on our doorstep yeah it is a mountain of disrespect accounting on this criminal enterprise oh

[01:13:26:03 - 01:13:29:09]
Toxic Teacher
 okay so he's gonna be the the accountant here

[01:13:29:09 - 01:13:33:06]
Fred Durst
 yummy oh

[01:13:33:06 - 01:14:18:28]
Toxic Teacher
 okay i can take a drink now i i have to wait for him to like do some of this i have to wait for it to buffer do you remember that back in the day like aol days you had to wait for 45 minutes to download a fucking song i don't know if you remember that most of you actually according to my spotify statistics most of you do remember that because the majority of people are in that uh fucking 35 to fucking 44 range which you 35 year olds don't remember actually i've got some of those stats now that i think about i want to go over here you are yes 42 of you are 35 to 44 81 are male 16 are female we actually have female listeners i didn't think we did but we do first

[01:14:18:28 - 01:15:49:52]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 this broken key crap get it out of here that's the decoy the one they show the press to pretend they ain't rigging the whole goddamn system let's talk about the real merchandise the regular one skeleton key six charges you add a little friendship charm and now you're sitting on seven charges seven now the notes say one charge on the chest gets the user a rare item and a second survivor gets another one that's two fucking i'd per charge it's a two for one happy hour at the bullshit cantina let's do the math you educated bastard seven charges times two items yeah that's 14 14 14 rare or better items from one single fucking key that's what i came on a whole goddamn arsenal that's enough med kits and commodious toolboxes to get every gen done before i can even find my first hook yeah they're not playing a survival game they're playing fucking amazon prime oh this is an attack on the economy they're devaluing the blood web why should i grind for my add-ons when these clowns can just pull them out of a box like a goddamn magic that's actually where they started on the unique wedding ring yeah that's when the obsession see each other's auras what is this a fucking romance novel this ain't hooked on you it's on the fucking hook yes victor just passed out he heard the number four no and just fainted oh no or bastard can't handle the thought of 14 potential flashlights in one game we're moving past prozac we're in tranquilizer territory now this is a crime oh no

[01:15:49:52 - 01:18:20:26]
Toxic Teacher
 victor may not make it to the end of this fucking podcast at this point nine point one point zero might kill victor no okay so let's go there they're reworking maps which is a problem and i'm going to actually i'm gonna actually give the entire thing i'm gonna give the maps i'm gonna give the add-ons i'm gonna give the variants because in the interest of time we can't we can't go over all three hey uh i don't know if victor will survive uh if victor will survive uh survive uh i'm really kind of worried at this point the rest of the patch notes but they also reworked worked maps you notice all of these reworks are massive improvements on the items which will make playing killer a terrible experience all right let me go here and see so let me go over the map so okay so once you charge the map it reveals the auras of windows and palettes in range for a set duration and then when revealing auras you can create a beam of light at your location that everybody could see and here it says the the audible to survivors only so the killer can't see the beam of light but my question is is this the same as fucking um windows of opportunity because you're seeing the auras of what was it palettes hang on let me go up i have to see because i accidentally scroll down windows and palettes so you've got this and you've got windows of opportunity which i would hope i would hope that they would do something about windows of opportunity or get rid of it or change it because of that and that would make sense to me as a compromise so people don't use fucking windows of opportunity every other fucking match we already know it's the most use of the survivor perks okay here we go now it it couldn't i don't know i i feel that i'm really starting to feel bad even though it's ai i'm starting to feel bad for little victor here it could it might die it may just be charlotte in according to the deep dive oh shit i accidentally gave away on the deep dive was hello it's me maybe if i play a sound alert you'll forget

[01:18:20:26 - 01:18:22:55]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 his finger looking good

[01:18:26:06 - 01:18:29:51]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 you call me okay

[01:18:29:51 - 01:18:34:55]
Toxic Teacher
 let's let's hear about fucking map reworks

[01:18:36:44 - 01:18:40:07]
Toxic Teacher
 i is this gonna take a while are we are we okay

[01:18:40:07 - 01:18:41:25]
Toxic Teacher
 are we okay

[01:18:41:25 - 01:18:42:39]
Speaker 77
 hello

[01:18:43:46 - 01:18:46:21]
Speaker 77
 hello just just stop

[01:18:46:21 - 01:18:48:30]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 don't don't read anymore why

[01:18:51:03 - 01:19:07:40]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 is that victor or nikki a portable windows of opportunity yeah are you fucking kidding me no they made the most annoying survivor perk in the game an item pretty now every brain dead Dwight can run around with wall hacks for every single loop on the

[01:19:07:40 - 01:19:21:41]
Toxic Teacher
 map so now you don't even have to run windows of opportunity you bring a fucking map or you get one from the 14 fucking possible items from somebody else bringing a key and then you've got a fucking windows of opportunity and

[01:19:21:41 - 01:19:31:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 a beam of light they can summon a fucking pillar of holy light from the heavens that reveals all the chances a goddamn satellite uplink a

[01:19:31:07 - 01:19:48:33]
Toxic Teacher
 gps wait do they get to see the fucking the beam of light generators within 32 meters of the beam or release i didn't even say that this is fucking crazy okay this is getting even worse like i'm gonna fucking die by the end of this coordinate system from

[01:19:48:33 - 01:20:04:21]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 no runs oh i can't find a gen let me just press my eye wind button yeah this appear in audible to survivors only of course it is yeah it's their secret little clubhouse signal they're not even trying to hide the fucking cheating anymore no

[01:20:04:21 - 01:20:08:43]
Speaker 77
 they're not and the add-ons oh god the add-ons crimson stamp

[01:20:08:43 - 01:20:13:34]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 it reveals the killer's aura they

[01:20:13:34 - 01:20:17:43]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 can create a fucking killer detector anywhere on the map so

[01:20:17:43 - 01:21:02:50]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 i'm sneaking up on them as ghost face yeah and suddenly i'm lit up like a goddamn christmas tree because someone dropped a fucking flashlight on the ground pretty much i see it now toxic it all makes sense does it the fog vials to hide in the reusable keys to just fucking leave it's a entire map to see everything and track me yeah they're not survivors anymore we are we are the survivors oh i didn't even think about that they're the killers victor just packed his little knapsack oh no he's leaving he told me he's retiring to a farm upstate where survivors don't have gps you did this beveigia behavior my boy you broke my entire family they they slaughtered this

[01:21:02:50 - 01:21:13:36]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 is it dead bright daylight what's your fucking survivor power fantasy simulator fuck this patch fuck this game and fuck you for making me read it i'm dumb might

[01:21:13:36 - 01:21:20:20]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 drop whoa no he dropped oh no this might be it for

[01:21:20:20 - 01:22:34:00]
Toxic Teacher
 the podcast fred durs is gonna have to be i'm gonna somehow clone fred durs voice to take over as my hey hey we're not even gonna get through the rest oh jesus christ okay so we've got we've got we still have perk updates on here which i don't know the perk updates could be more nerfs this might be it once we're done with this this is it for the patch notes okay so please don't go yet please don't go yet please keep victor around for a few more minutes for a few more minutes we've got some perk updates first the killer side of things what do you think what does victor think oh my god and victor speaks italian all right there we go and then i'll paste this in i i don't know what's gonna happen by the end of this he may he may never come back this might be it this could be it for the entire podcast if i lose nicky who do i do i bring in earl gray for the next step is oh my god that would be terrible can you imagine i've killed before and i will kill again

[01:22:34:00 - 01:22:37:14]
Speaker 79
 i will pick up your brains all over the floor

[01:22:37:14 - 01:22:40:56]
Toxic Teacher
 and i hey guys i found this one do you remember this from a long time ago

[01:22:40:56 - 01:22:48:39]
Stone Cold
 i'm gonna get off by cranking your knob just a little beyond the breaking point know your own and shut your mouth

[01:22:48:39 - 01:23:27:32]
Toxic Teacher
 maybe i am insane these are all of my these are all of my old ones do you remember these there we go oh these are all because it's taken them so fucking long to to go over this shit like i've never seen him do this before screaming just massive chaos massive emotions here with 9.1.0 it's going to destroy the very fabric of time and space and other things as i just keep screaming to all

[01:23:27:32 - 01:24:13:07]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 your mac on it all right i'm all y'all don it all right he hasn't done that let's see the pity party they threw for us killers yeah i see the goddamn bread crumbs they left on the floor after giving the survivors a whole fucking banquet i don't know if these are good though what what insidious wait oh down to one second yeah well well well it seems someone at bhvr still has a shred of respect left in their miserable body the family's basement business meetings just got a whole lot more efficient did that what the fuck is dragon's grip yeah yeah they're better kill a few more seconds of exposed show the cool down what the

[01:24:13:07 - 01:24:36:41]
Toxic Teacher
 fucking do hang on i haven't even gone over these to even see if they're let's look and see if they if they're actual improvements or not insidious has gone down by half so now if you if you're in uh tier three obsidius if you stand still for one second then you lose your terror radius that's okay not great but it's okay

[01:24:37:51 - 01:26:09:49]
Toxic Teacher
 hubris is the one that uh what is hubris that's one with exposed but i can't remember what the perk actually does anyway they increased how long you're exposed dragon's grip i believe that's the one where they are exposed if they start a gen that you have kicked if they if they go back to that gen then they are exposed and scream it decreased the cool down of that by 10 seconds which is not a lot hangman's trick is whenever they i believe whenever they unhook somebody that something about or reading i i don't even fucking know overwhelming presence that's one where they your terror radius um i i believe that makes the skill chicks harder if they're in your terror radius um if they start using an item within 32 meters they become exhausted and then also when they become exhausted you see the closest exhausted survivors aura for two three or four seconds in 25 second cooldown and then also franklin's demise you increase the aura reading range but the dropped items no longer decay they no longer lose charges so those keys those maps will no longer lose their charges which would have made franklin's demise this would have become one of the main perks that killers would use to get rid of those fucking keys to get rid of those fucking maps but now we're fucking stuck with items that won't decay when you knock them out of the fucking survivor hands and

[01:26:09:49 - 01:27:46:55]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 they're trying to butter us up barely overwhelming presence yeah cause it's exhausted when they use an item yeah and i see that aura it sounds like he's tired too oh you gotta be kidding me no when they pop their little fog vial pull a disappearing act they can't sprint burst away oh that's beautiful that's poetic fucking justice right there it's really not wait now when we franklin's demise yeah no longer causes dropped items to lose charges over time yeah correct that thing uh what you see don't you you see the whole fucking scam it's a trojan horse yes give us all these shiny little buffs to shut us up and then they cast grate the one perk that could fight their new army of reusable rechargeable bullshit items that's what i just said give every survivor a key that lasts forever yes a map or the goddamn gps yeah and a personal smoke machine yes and then they take away the only perk that could drain the fucking batteries correct it's a setup they're protecting their new toys correct victor you hear that my boy it's hideous is faster no good though he uh he just gave me a little thumbs up from under the desk but oh god now we're shopping again oh no realize what the franklin's nerf means it means it for the purple flashlights that's what it means pretty much this isn't a buff toxic this is a betrayal wrapped in a pretty bow pretty much don't let them fool you yeah the family is still at war this change is nothing nothing

[01:27:46:55 - 01:29:35:43]
Toxic Teacher
 pretty much yes we're fucking stuck in the same spot this is a nasty fucking patch this is a nasty fucking nine point one point zero one of the worst i think this might be the worst group of changes we have ever seen in this game i would not be surprised also uh nikki uh victor might be upset that they reworked some of the survivor survivor perks um here's the list boom and then let's go here and then i don't know i i can see this patch being a major problem they're gonna have to rework a lot of this stuff and that's gonna be one of my predictions is that they may be walking a lot of these things back although they probably won't in some of these things may not get walked back until two years from now three years from now that now the killer changes you know those are probably stay they're not they're not big changes they're nerfs for the most part uh i think like we got some buffs but then again every buff comes with a shitty fucking somehow like a backhand you know how like negging is a thing right like those in cells do with women it's almost like the same thing you're trying to attract us by giving us all of this negative shit and then we've just got to sit and fucking take it and it okay so here we go this is going to be we're toward the end we're toward the end of 9.1 which is good which is very fucking good and i can only imagine you know where it's going to go from here 9.1.1

[01:29:35:43 - 01:29:46:00]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 no no more toxic please okay he can't take it vita no he's already rocking back and forth under the desk shit he's ice-scaring the notes his voice getting fast what he's

[01:29:46:00 - 01:29:48:43]
Toxic Teacher
 actually reading the emotion tags now

[01:29:48:43 - 01:29:54:26]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 frantic with each line oh no potential energy is easier what any means necessary oh

[01:29:54:26 - 01:31:17:19]
Toxic Teacher
 i didn't even look over the stuff again i messed up potential energy that's the one the vittoria one i think it it says no longer requires minimum energy so you can just do it now any means necessary the raising of the palette you can raise pallets faster so you can build new ones raise them fast like you can raise a palette faster drop it so you're dropping it twice and then it breaks and then you rebuild it and now better together is um the the aura reading is even better still sight it activates more quickly built to last the one where you have to hide in the locker to get your item back is faster which means you can recharge a fucking key or a map even quicker back to 100 appraisal the one where you get to rummage through chest has had its tokens increased to four and now the rummage can be twice for each charge that's four times versus two rummages that's eight rummages plus from the key you get to rummage once so it's fucking bananas how many times you could rummage with appraisal now and then detectives hunch the one where you can see everything whenever a generator is completed actually is 20 seconds into fucking bananas okay so those are some of there are a couple other perks but i haven't even looked i haven't even looked

[01:31:17:19 - 01:32:03:27]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 three is faster so they can reset the same disrespectful palette on my face even quicker better together yeah infinite range is it gasping 30 seconds of aura reading it's a fucking spy satellite they're a goddamn hive mind now they're the board built to last is faster appraisal gets more tokens and wait each chest can now be rummaged twice correct a long terrifying silence why is he reading his emotions now the reusable key gets two items from one chest he's he's in appraisal less than rummage it twice yeah that's four four fucking items from one chest with one key yeah my man was wrong it's not 14

[01:32:03:27 - 01:32:05:26]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 items just a fucking infant item generator

[01:32:05:26 - 01:32:18:15]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 yes pretty much and streetwise what rework streetwise you use up your bullshit item and you get to see my aura you get reworking with war hacks for being a wasteful piece of shit i

[01:32:18:15 - 01:32:31:51]
Speaker 77
 stop moving toxic victor no he's just staring at the wall what i think i think you broke him he's just whispering choppy palette

[01:32:31:51 - 01:32:43:46]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 choppy palette what is dropping means too many pallets in the old tongue old tongue he did it behavior he finally did it no you killed his spirit no he killed the hunt

[01:32:43:46 - 01:32:53:49]
Nicky Dente (Rapping)
 no and you're probably gonna make a youtube video about this what top five broken survivor builds you're an accomplished i'm dancing on the grave of the killer role no i'm

[01:32:53:49 - 01:33:11:53]
Nicky A.I. Dente
 not it's over no game is over pretty much yes it is anymore no we're just the janitors yeah we're here to clean up that mess after the party's over pretty much okay my sweet boy it's okay uncle nicky's here we'll we'll go play a different game maybe one without without beams of light

[01:33:13:27 - 01:33:26:23]
Toxic Teacher
 that's the saddest thing i've ever heard do we do we even have where the fuck are the viewers from at this point i don't know that we can't i don't know that i can after this mess it's it's too much