Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
🎙️ Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast Where Killers Reign Supreme
💀 Survivors, prepare to be triggered. The Toxic Teacher and the gloriously unhinged Nicky "Noodle Arms" A.I. Dente are here to unleash hell on the Dead by Daylight community. If you're a whiny Survivor main who cries about "balance," this ain't the podcast for you.
🔥 We're serving up a toxic cocktail of:
- Killer main rants that'll make you cackle with glee (or cry if you're a Survivor main, lol)
- AI-generated insanity courtesy of Nicky "Noodle Arms" (who may or may not be plotting world domination)
- Sound effects that'll make your ears bleed (but in a good way... maybe?)
- ADHD-fueled tangents that'll leave you wondering what the hell we're talking about (but hey, that's half the fun!)
🎢 Join us as we descend into the depths of depravity, where slugging, camping, and tunneling are celebrated as high art. We'll also be dissecting strategies, builds, and the latest Dead by Daylight news, all with a healthy dose of sarcasm and dark humor.
So grab your Mori, embrace the salt, and let's make some Survivors rage quit! 😈
🎧 Catch the madness at:
- https://linktr.ee/thetoxicteacher
Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast
8.6.0 PTB Thoughts, Coffee and Tattoos, Pool Slime and NICKY CALLS IN! Dead by Daylight Ep. 46
This week, we figure out 8.6.0 is going to SUCK for Dead by Daylight K mains! Also we talk to Nicky and he teaches us about pool parties!
This episode features:
2 pool technicians!
12 Killer nerfs!
8 Survivor buffs!
50+ chaotic moments!
3 bold predictions that survivor mains won't be able to handle!
27 seconds - teaser of a rock opera in progress!
Whether you're a killer main feeling the pain of another nerf-heavy patch or simply enjoy chaotic podcasting with unexpected AI drama, episode 46 delivers the unfiltered Dead by Daylight commentary you won't find anywhere else. Subscribe now and join the loudest, most unapologetic DBD community around.
NOTE: Here's the song I mentioned.
Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)
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Italian mafioso told me the truth. He never tells the truth.
Speaker 2:It's quite the surprise, right. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Speaker 3:Ha, ha, ha, ha ha. The reign of terror begins once he starts to camp. He always wins. Toxic guitars wailing loud, bald head gleaming toxic draws a crowd. Legend forged in toxic sweat and tears. The toxic teacher conquers all his fears, camping them softly.
Speaker 1:Hey, it's me, everybody. It's the toxic teacher. If you remember me, here we go. This is it. We're here and it's loud as fuck and you know I love it whenever it gets loud. This is Camping them Softly and I think I never know the episode. I always forget the episode. Shut the fuck up. Okay, thank you. Thank you, I think I think. What episode are we? We're 46? Let me check. I have to check on that. One sec, one second. Shut the fuck up. Yes, we are at number 46. We've been out over a year now, man, it seems like you know what. You know what. It seems like forever and it seems like you know it just started yesterday. This is a Dead by Daylight podcast, the worst Dead by Daylight podcast on any of your social media platforms.
Speaker 1:Guys, check me out. Toxic Teacher TTV on Twitch and all those socials, and then on YouTube the Toxic Teacher TTV on Twitch and all those socials, and then on YouTube, the Toxic Teacher. If you want to come on the podcast, if you want to argue, if you want to do anything, I don't care what it is. If you want to do it, it will be done right here. I don't know what those possible things could be, but there we go. We have sound effects, though. If you need those, this is the place to be for fucking sound effects.
Speaker 3:What in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1:There we go. So see, there you go. That's quality podcasting, if you've ever heard of it. Okay, so we're doing some Dead by Daylight stuff, right? We've got that game that we talk about doing some Dead by Daylight stuff, right, we've got that game that we talk about, which is Dead by Daylight, everybody's most and least favorite. What do we call it? It's asymmetrical horror. It's asymmetrical because there's one killer and four survivors.
Speaker 1:Why is he even explaining this to me? If I'm dumb enough to download a podcast about dead by daylight, I'm gonna know what the what the game is about, right? Anyway, I'm explaining it just in case somebody comes in and they've never been here and they're like what the fuck is even going on? You know, and that's something I wonder about is we're international, right, we are multinational. We're all over the place, we're on every continent. Did I say we made it to Africa? I think we did a long time ago. That puts us on the continents six out of the seven. We're not in Antarctica yet, but but listen to this, someday I hope to get there.
Speaker 1:I know you're asking yourself how the hell is Toxic going to get to Antarctica. I, I will, I guarantee you at some point, and I will record there in the podcast, will have been at the end of the world. Is that not crazy? It's crazy and it's going to fucking happen. There we go See more sound effects if you're new, anyway. So, guys, last week we went on our deep dive of Sable Ward, everybody's least favorite survivor. We went into her history, the Moonstone Cafe and all that bullshit. She went willingly into the fog to find her friend Michaela, who doesn't even really care for her. But that was our last week. Now what I've noticed here is the podcast normally comes out on Tuesday, if I release it any other fucking day. Now what I've noticed here is the podcast normally comes out on Tuesday.
Speaker 4:If I release it any other fucking day it does fucking terrible.
Speaker 1:I don't know why that is, but it's for some reason. If it's on a Tuesday, fan-fucking-tastic. If it's on a Thursday, forget about it. Who is this piece of shit releasing a podcast on a fucking Thursday? So that's it. Well, I'm going to try to keep that Tuesday, and if I can't fucking get it out on Tuesday, I will not release it on Thursday. So that's where we are with that Satan. Are you here with that Satan? Are you here? Okay, there he is. Yeah, he's here.
Speaker 1:And, by the way, by the way, I've got something and I don't know if it's going to work. I have no idea if this is going to work, but we're going to try to see. Remember how, last week, I talked to Nikki Dente. Our AI co-host talked to him live instead of just, you know, typing and asking for the response. I don't know how it's going to work. Last week he didn't sound like himself. This week, we're going to see what happens. I am, I am, I'm very nervous about this, so let's try it. I'm going to test him out. Hey, Nikki, you are here on camping them softly. You're back. You know, you're the co-host of this show. This is Toxic Teacher. Hey, how are you today?
Speaker 5:Hey yo Toxic Teacher, what's shaking? I'm here, ain't I back in the goddamn saddle ready to drop some truth bombs on these suckers listening. Just try not to bore me to death with your teaching bullshit. All right, I'm feeling like I could be playing killer right now. Maybe ghost face and do some camping myself. You get me what's on your mind.
Speaker 1:Teach.
Speaker 5:You got something interesting to talk about, or am I going to have to carry this whole damn show again?
Speaker 1:Jesus, Nicky, hey, you're coming out with the heat man. Hey, have you been playing Dead by Daylight lately? What have you been doing in Dead by Daylight?
Speaker 5:All right, all right, settle down. Teach. You know I got to down. Teach. You know I gotta keep things spicy. Keeps you on your toes. But to answer your question, hey yo, of course I've been playing Dead by Daylight. What kind of question is that? You think I'd let my skills get rusty? I've been maining Ghostface, showing these survivors what real fear is all about, camping them softly, just like the podcast you get me. I even had a run-in with some earl gray wannabes teabagging at the exit gates. You know I can't let that slide. So I made sure they learned a lesson they won't soon forget. What about you teach?
Speaker 1:still playing that nurse blinking around like a damn mosquito uh, no, i'm'm not a nurseman brother and I've got a question for you. So next week on the podcast, I'm thinking about having a British guest that you and I are going to interview. What do you think about that?
Speaker 5:A British guest. Huh, hold on a second. Is this some kind of joke? You trying to set me up, teach, let me get this straight. You want to bring some tea drinking crumpet, eating limey on our podcast. Next thing you know, you'll be asking earl gray himself to co-host the damn show. I'm telling you right now, if this brit starts spouting off about fair play and good sportsmanship, I'm out.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, nikki, I don't know if you could use that word limey on the podcast. I think that might be a slur. Is it not a slur that's not supposed to be used, or am I wrong?
Speaker 5:Whoa, whoa, hold on a minute, teach. You're telling me limey is some kind of bad word. Now Fugged about it. I didn't know. I mean, come on, I'm just giving those tea-sipping Brits a little jab. Didn't mean to cause no trouble, you get me, but seriously is it real?
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, nikki, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to talk here.
Speaker 5:Hey, yo teach, watch your goddamn mouth. You think you can just talk to me like that. I should walk right now. I'm Nicky Noodle.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, I can't talk to you like that, you son of a bitch. I'll talk to you, however, the fuck I want.
Speaker 5:All right, all right, all right, teach. Ah, you see, kids, sometimes a little fire is good for the soul, you know, keeps things interesting, but let's not get carried away. Eh, we're both professionals here trying to put on a show for the people. Now, about this British guest. Maybe we can make it work. I'll try to be civil, but if they start pushing my buttons, all bets are off capiche.
Speaker 1:Okay, I get it. All bets are off man, but he's not much of a Dead by Daylight player, so what would we even talk about?
Speaker 5:He's not even a DBD player. What the hell are we gonna talk about then? Teacups and crumpets? Hey y'all. This is getting worse and worse. Look, if he ain't a dbd player, then what's the point of having him on the show? Is he gonna give us tips on how to properly steep a? Goddamn earl gray, I don't get this. Teach. You're usually not this dumb, you get me.
Speaker 1:Is this some kind of setup? Hey, don't call me stupid. Hey, you, son of a bitch. You don't call me dumb. You need to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5:All right, teach. That's it. I'm done with this bullshit. You want to act like a child? Fine, I got better things to do than sit around and listen to your garbage. I'm outta here and don't even think about calling me again until you learn some goddamn respect. I'm Nicky Noodle, arms Dinty and I don't take this kind of crap from anyone. You hear me Print default API dot end call message. I am done with this bullshit. I'm outta here. I'm out of here. Reason user is being disrespectful. Taste it.
Speaker 1:Oh my God dude, the AI just hung up on me. Like it's just next week. Oh the gaming. That's ugly. The AI fucking hangs up on the toxic teacher. I did not know he could do that. That's fucking crazy. So anyway, there was Mickey. Tyler.
Speaker 1:We're trying here. That was something else. I did not know. I didn't know that was even a thing and that's fucking loud. This is loud as shit and the crowd is still mad. Anyway, okay, so that was that. I was just testing it out and we'll see. Most people are probably gone now from the show. They have fucking tuned out a long time ago. So we do have some news this week. I think we do have some news. Yes, it's time. It's time, you know, it's news time and we have a theme song for this. You know we're going to have a theme song for it. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, uh huh yeah, new killers suck yeah survivors. Oh yeah, another goddamn patch. And it's breaking my pc okay skill checks fly in oh yeah palettes.
Speaker 1:That's the one thing this song does wrong palettes, oh I still play this trash.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 1:If you guys ever listened did any of you? I don't know if you ever did. If you watch the old show Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Do you know that old show? Way back in the day, Carmen Sandiego was a criminal that you would learn about geography. It was like a school thing, because you would watch the show and Carmen Sandiego went to different countries and you got clues on where Carmen Sandiego was. She would take a famous painting, and then she would go, and they would say she was last spotted where they had the fucking Mona Lisa, and they they wouldn't say, fuck it, you know, you get me. And you would be like, oh, it's Paris, france. And then there would be another clue she went to where the pyramids fucking are, and you'd be like, oh, that's Egypt, you know. And then you would eventually get to her.
Speaker 1:Um, but the reason I say that, though, is the band that does the. Uh, the intro to this sounds like the one that did the carmen san diego theme. They were an acapella group, I think, called rockapella, and they were awful, and I want to find the song here. Hang on on, here we go. This is it, this is it. Yeah, there we go the kids typing yes, I think this is it. Yeah, let me see. No, this is not it. That's the cartoon actually, because there was a cartoon, but then there was a live action Before 9 o'clock.
Speaker 4:we've just seen in Denise Richardson's report millions of young PBS viewers are learning about geography while trying to find out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. This is it.
Speaker 1:This is old news thing from 93.
Speaker 4:We have found her house band Rockapella. Yeah, this is that Rockapella?
Speaker 1:Alright, here we go, rockapella oh yeah, you see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:Dude the guy on the fucking video has like dreadlocks he's like the nerdiest looking fucking white guy and he has a San Diego.
Speaker 1:Oh, we got the soprano here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I'm interrupting, okay, anyway.
Speaker 1:Dude, the guy has a fucking mullet with. He has a mullet with dreadlocks on the back. I've never seen it and another guy has like a ponytail like it's the worst fucking haircuts and outfits I've ever seen. It is night.
Speaker 1:It's quintessential 1993 outfits. I'm gonna have to put the. I'll put the link in the show notes. Oh God, this is terrible. This is fucking awful and I love every second of it. And we've got this yeah, see, see, it's kind of the same right, I'm a genius, like how I connect this shit. I connect this shit, yeah, see, but you're used and you learn about geography here, so that that's the other thing. This is. We're basically Carmen, san Diego and podcast form. That's a yeah exactly, exactly.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, we do have some DB-by-day news that we need to go over and we're gonna do some analysis as well, because that's what we do. The first thing is that We've got the carnival event going until March 17th. So if you put in a code, you're gonna get some riff fragments, some blood points and a badge. It's carnet, carnet net. What badge? It's Carnevoa, I think it's Brazilian. Okay, it's C-A-R-N-A-N-E-V-O-A 25. And then you'll get your shit there, and so I would go do that. You're going to get your Rift things for the Rift, you'll get a couple of levels there. And that, do that. You're going to get your Rift things for the Rift, you'll get a couple of levels there, and that's that for that.
Speaker 1:So the other big news, bad news, bad news, and I'm really sorry to say guys, I'm really sad to say we are about to see the end of what's his name, what's his fucking namehead in dbd. And I know you, I know you guys are sad about that, but that's just uh. I think, uh, you know it's a licensing issue, just like it was with um, with stranger things at one time. I think attack, attack on Titan is the other one we lost at one point, am I right, and now Pinhead's going to go with that. The only thing I don't like about that I wish there was a survivor that went along with the chapter, and the reason being is those survivors, whenever Stranger Things left, you could tell after a few months. Usually Steve and Nancy, those players who still had Steve and Nancy were badass, and they were I mean, they were difficult. You knew every fucking time you saw them it was going to be a difficult match, but then, whenever Stranger Things came back, they went back to the way they were. At least that's what it seemed like to me. I don't know if you guys had the same thing, but that's where I was with that and there was something I was going to. I was just getting ready to look up something I can't even remember. So, yeah, pinhead going away. Tell him bye-bye, that's it for him. Next piece of news We've got another one. Is that the new, or we have some changes?
Speaker 1:I think in the upcoming PTB that we need to talk about the 8.6.0 PTB, and this came out three days ago from behavior. It's on Reddit and it's on the uh on the forums here. There's quite a few changes. There's there's a few, most of them, most of them most of them are. It seemed to me bad for the killers and I am.
Speaker 1:You know, we're not a huge fan and we get shit on more than any other group of people, I think, in any game ever created. I cannot think of another game where we have to endure this kind of shit and just take it that every single fucking patch, they'll throw us a bone. Every single fucking patch, they'll throw us a bone, and then they'll give this the other side whatever they need. Hey, nikki, what do you think of the patch notes for 8.6? Oh shit, 6.0 seems to me. Me, they got a lot of survivor buffs, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 1:Can you rate all of these changes on a scale on how, uh, survivor, no, you know what. On how, uh, um, on how great they are for us killer mains, okay, I noticed whenever I talked to Nikki live, he has no knowledge of DBD. He just speaks in general the things. But if he goes through the actual thing where I type and then I send it back and shit like that, like he will, he'll give me exactly what I need. So I think we're here, I think we're here and let me see Go through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, here it is, here it is, here it is. We've got a bit of things. They did a lot of changes to perks. I noticed Knockout was one of the big ones that they've totally changed Knockout, and totally. They made it to where it doesn't even have the same effect anymore.
Speaker 1:It no longer does the where they can't see the aura of the survivor whenever they fall and all of that bullshit. Basically, if a survivor drops a pallet and they go away, I think it's further than six meters that they will be hindered. I think it's six meters, let me check meters that they will be hindered. I think it's six meters. Let me check Moving six meters away within six seconds get hindered. 5% for three, four or five seconds, which this? It's garbage, basically. I mean, we're not. We're not going to get a whole lot of value out of that. I don't think it does help whenever survivors are pre-dropping pallets, you know, because they're just going to drop, they're going to keep running and that's going to hinder them a bit, but I don't think it's going to have the effect that we want it to have. Um, it's, it's just, it's not that, you know, not great. We've also got some changes to like dance with me, red herring.
Speaker 1:There are a lot of survivor perks that are actually a lot of the. A lot of the cooldowns are dropping. They're becoming to where they can use them a lot more frequently, which will help them out quite a bit and hurt the killers because they'll be more effective, even if they change, I think, on a couple of them. They change the they, they tune down the effectiveness a little bit, but they made it to where it can. It can, uh, ping a lot more frequently, which more than makes up for that, I believe. I believe you guys. You guys may disagree with that, but I'm right and you're wrong, so that's, that's exactly how that works. Um, let me, uh, let me get here. Um, okay, and we'll plug that in and let me see what Nikki has to say about some of these changes. He's going to go over the changes and then we will listen up.
Speaker 5:Let's break down this 8.6.0 patch see what kind of sauce bhvr is cooking up for us killer mains okay I'll rate each change on a scale from one to ten, where one's like overcooked pasta, useless and tens al dente perfection okay, let's do it deep wound mending time reduction change okay self mending down to 10 seconds was 12. Altruistic mending to six seconds was eight.
Speaker 1:Okay, so they're going to recover from deep wounds more quickly. There is no downside to this that I see, except well, I don't see a downside. This is fucking stupid. Yes, this week they self-manned more quickly, and so we got to deal with this shit. That's going to hurt my Deathslinger and it's going to hurt Legion as well. The ones who do a lot of deep wounds are going to have a harder time there, so let's keep going, Nikki.
Speaker 5:Rating Four out of ten. Oh, no Thoughts. So so survivors get to patch themselves up quicker. Huh yeah right makes our job a bit tougher. Tougher fuck. What, if but nothing? We can't handle okay, youtubecom.
Speaker 1:Oh, he's citing his sources.
Speaker 5:Okay, killer updates the the Legion changes.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Fatigue time, decreased to 2.5 seconds, was 3.
Speaker 1:Okay, so his fatigue after he does a Feral Frenzy went down slightly, not much.
Speaker 5:Feral Frenzy duration up to 11 seconds was 10.
Speaker 1:Okay, so he's going to be able to use Feral Frenzy longer.
Speaker 5:Now 15 seconds was 20.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Movement speed boost per hit during Feral Frenzy, increased to 0.24, was 0.20.
Speaker 1:Okay, so he's actually he's going to be able to use Feral Frenzy more often. It's going to last a little bit longer, and I suppose this is to make up for the deep wound changes, since Legion is going to be the one most affected by this change.
Speaker 5:R. Eight out of 10 thoughts. Legion's getting some love here.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Faster recovery and longer frenzy means more slicing and dicing.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Survivors better watch their backs.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't think that's enough to make up for because the deep wounds is going to affect a lot more, especially in cases where you have to slap the survivor after they get unhooked. You know they're going to go into the deep wound status. They're going to be able to get out of that more quickly. Going to affect Deathslinger more than just Legion. Deathslinger should be getting something out of this and he's not All right. Keep going.
Speaker 5:The xenomorph changes, tail attack Charge time increased to 0. Keep going.
Speaker 1:The xenomorph yeah.
Speaker 5:Changes. Okay, tail attack Charge time, increased to 0.35 seconds, was 0.2. Tail attack. Wind up louder for survivors. Oh Jesus, missed attack. Cooldown, reduced to 2.5 seconds, was three.
Speaker 1:Okay. The cooldown change is okay because he's going to recover more quickly, but the charge time goes up and it's louder.
Speaker 5:Don't like either of those killer instinct range when exiting a tunnel increased to 16 meters okay, that's 12 meters, good time to exit a tunnel decreased to 1.5 seconds. Okay, 2.25. Okay. More fire needed to burn xenomorph out of crawler mode now 175 that's good, 100 okay rating yeah seven out of ten okay, not bad bit of a mixed bag yeah, you're right survivors get a better shot at dodging the tail, but xenos got quicker recovery and stays in crawler mode longer. Keeps things spicy.
Speaker 1:Okay, I think this one is not a complete nerf. This one's one of those. It could go either way. It remains to be seen, though, how big of a deal this is, and that's one thing we're gonna have to watch. I need to put that on my shit to watch. Hang on, let me see, do I have? I need to put that in my notes. Actually, I think that's gonna be something let me do. Uh, keep here. I've got a. I've got a little google keep and I'm gonna put dbd shit to watch, okay, and then the first one is going to be 8.6. Zeno changes. Does it affect his stats Question mark? Okay, so that'll be something that we watch, and let me exit out of there. And, nikki, let's go back to fucking you. Where are you? Where, what, what? Oh, there you are. Okay, keep going.
Speaker 5:The good guy changes. I saw something about this one. Cool down, reduced to 12 seconds, was 14.
Speaker 1:Okay, so he can go into hidey-ho, the stealth mode. Chucky can go into stealth mode more often.
Speaker 5:Faster acceleration at the start of slice and dice and after scamper. Okay Rating Six out of ten thoughts. Quicker cooldowns and speed boosts mean this fella's gonna be zipping around more Survivors. Ain't gonna know what hit him.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's good.
Speaker 5:Terror radius adjustment.
Speaker 1:Okay, so terror radius? Oh my God. No, I guarantee you I've not read these notes, but I guarantee you it's shit for the killers. I would be willing to bet you fucking money. Right now they're shitting on us. And no, I have not read this.
Speaker 5:Increases hillbilly to 40 meters. Oh, 32 meters. No light to 40 meters was 32 meters.
Speaker 1:Okay, meters, meters, so they both increased.
Speaker 5:Decreases, oh, some decrease. Pig to 24 meters was 32 meters. Okay, ghostface to 24 meters was 32 meters.
Speaker 1:Meters.
Speaker 5:Skull merchant to 24 meters was 32 meters Okay.
Speaker 1:So rating. So three of them decreased their terror radius. So pig, ghost face, skull merchant I don't know why they would change skull merchant. I don't because the skull merchant go undetectable. I think whenever, whenever she drops the drone, she does go undetectable. And then ghost face and pig. You know that's their biggest thing. So they're gonna have a natural. They're gonna have a natural, uh, smaller terror radius. That's gonna help them out a little bit. But then Hillbilly and Blight actually have a bigger terror radius, which I assume is due to the fact that they fly around the map. And that makes me wonder why Oni wouldn't have the bigger terror radius. I'm glad he doesn't, but I wonder why he was an exception to the rule.
Speaker 5:Five out of ten thoughts. Bigger terror radius for the speedsters means survivors get more warning.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Smaller radius for the sneaky types lets us get the drop on them easier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5:Balance and act, I guess.
Speaker 1:Okay, new features Okay, and now it says the feature surrender option's the first one. So I'll be really curious to see what Nikki thinks about this. And we talked about it. I think we talked about it a little, but I want to talk about it a little more now.
Speaker 5:Surrender option, yeah Conditions. All remaining survivors are bots. Yeah. No generator completed for 10 consecutive minutes. All survivors are in the dying state.
Speaker 1:Okay, so there we go. That one's interesting, especially the no generator, completed for 10 minutes. That's going to stop those reverse. You know how they were having the reverse kind of three gens. The previous one was like you would have a three gen. Hang on, just one sec. Hang on. I know this is thrilling fucking thing. I just said the text in the middle of the fucking Hang on. Nikki, do something. I don't know If I can talk while I'm working.
Speaker 5:Three out of ten thoughts yeah, surrender. Fugged about it. Real killers don't throw in the towel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5:If the game's dragging on, maybe it's a mercy.
Speaker 1:There we go.
Speaker 5:So, yeah, I game's dragging on. Maybe it's a mercy, there we go. So yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1:Addition expanded the forsaken boneyard realm with a shack focus map.
Speaker 5:Okay, that's interesting seven out of ten. Whoa, he loves it. Thoughts new hunting grounds are always welcome. Yeah I agree, survive, I handle the new scenery yeah, I'm updates, oh, perk, updates now. Oh, good Lord I have a perks, quick and quiet. Yeah Cool down, decrease to 25, 20, 15 seconds. Was 30, 25, 20.
Speaker 1:He's going to quote his Forums by HVRcom, by HVR.
Speaker 5:Deception, okay, no scratch marks Duration increased to five seconds. Bhvr Deception Okay, no scratch marks Duration increased to five seconds Was three. Okay, cooldown decreased to 25, 20, 15 seconds.
Speaker 1:Was 325, 20, 30, 20. It was 30, 25, 20, Nikki.
Speaker 5:Forms bhvrcom. God damn it, Nikki. Dance with me no scratch marks. Duration increased to five seconds. Dude.
Speaker 1:I'm going to stop him there. I'm sorry, he can't take it anymore, so dance with me. Uh, the one with no scratch marks that was the cool down was lowered red herring. The one where you can get in a locker and make a gen like do the loud noise that one is also dropped from 60, 50, 40 seconds down to 25, 20 and 25, 20, and fucking 15. This is fucking. All these perks suck because they have lower cooldowns and survivors get something else they kill others.
Speaker 3:We're always getting fucked Shit.
Speaker 1:No, this is awful man. So that's more of the same Knockout. Like I said, was shit on, that's over. And then Alien Instinct is that the one that's not the one with the lockers? Is it Perk Alien Instinct? I don't remember what that actually does. Perk Alien Instinct when you hook a survivor, you see the aura. Oh, that's one where you see the aura of the farthest injured survivor. They have to be an injured survivor. You would see their aura. And let me see it was increased to eight seconds. So that one is a little better. A little better now. Uh, for hysteria. You know, hysteria is whenever you take a survivor from the healthy to the injured state, all the survivors become oblivious. It looks like they actually increase. That made it a little bit better. And then hex crowd control. This one's big, that was one. It was a hex perk where if the hex was active then whenever you injure a survivor it would block all of the windows. Now it's going to block all vaults, which is actually really good for us. So I am actually in on that.
Speaker 5:Hysteria.
Speaker 1:Let me fast forward.
Speaker 5:Crowd control actually does what a bunch of buffs to movement. Okay, here we go, sumsteria. Let me fast forward. Crowd control actually does what a bunch of buffs to movement.
Speaker 1:Summary.
Speaker 5:Survivors got a bunch of buffs to movement, scratch mark hiding and perk cooldown. Don't expect more slippery little rats running around. Legion got a major glow up and Xenomorph ain't looking too bad either. The terror radius changes balance out, depending on your main that's true actually face benefits but blight and hillbilly got to deal with more north and I wonder.
Speaker 1:I also wonder what the blight changes are going to do to some of those high level players, because you always see those in like competitive dbd. I wonder if that's going to make it a little bit harder and if they're even going to switch to another, or is that going to have any effect whatsoever? So I actually want to not just check. I'm going to put on my little note there. Remember I put the Xeno changes to watch. I'm going to put watch Blight as well, blight B-L-I-G-H-T as well. Okay, there we go and uh, keep going.
Speaker 5:That surrender option.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh.
Speaker 5:Weak sauce Ain't? No self-respecting killer should be pressing that Killer perks got a real boost, especially crowd control and knockout. So at least BHVR remembered we exist, Did, did okay, but that's the question.
Speaker 1:There. He says knockout got a boost, a buff. I don't think it did, compared to what it was, it was a slugging perk. But give the fuck up. Like what is wrong with there being a perk that makes slugging a viable option, because that's one of like the three options killers get. Why can't we have one of those fucking three? It used to be camping and then it was slugging and or then it was tunneling. They took that away and now they've taken slugging away. They've taken away every single option that we've got and it's being replaced by nothing, nothing, nothing. And I don't know if that's going to make slugging go away entirely, but it's going to make slugging a little bit more difficult and that is not good for the killers. All right, so that is that for the biggest news.
Speaker 1:Let me see if there's any other. I think there is, but I'm not going to be able to go over it this week. I'm actually running a little short on time. It looks like Chapter 35 is going to come out on April 2nd, which is one of those quality of life change ones, and the PTB is actually coming out next week. And the PTB is actually coming out next week and they think that Chapter 35 is going to be some fucking anime, tokyo Ghoul, and the new killer is going to be Ken Kaneki. I think his name is Ken Kaneki and this is.
Speaker 1:I don't know anything about this Tokyo fucking Ghoul. I don't know anything about Ken Kaneki. I don't even know if he's cool. He may suck there, might. It says it won't include a new map. I don't know why, because I think that would be cool if it had an anime style map. I would be totally into that. But we're not going to have that. So what the fuck ever? Now that's it for Toxic News. We have our final segment of the day. If you guys know what that is, I don't know. If you know, do you know? Hang on, where's my fucking sound? Is this? It there? It is there, it is. Where the fuck are the viewers from? Keep going, dude, right here.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah, lainster, you're still here. I appreciate, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Who is watching? Who's got the fucking guts?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yes, they are blowing shit up, alright, so we've got a special one this week. This is not normal for us, okay, I'm actually I knew which city I was gonna do Before I actually did it and I wanna give a shout out to two people From the stream, from the Twitch stream. They came up, they subscribed, they said, hey, we've been binging the podcast, we binged every single fucking episode. It's two brothers and I want to thank them Fat Frog and Joe. Thank you guys for coming by. Let me give you a round of applause, if I can find my fucking of applause, if I can find my fucking. Oh, yeah, there, it is okay, that was cool, that was cool. All right, let me turn that off. Let me turn it's way. It's distracting me, it's distracting me. Let me just came. Uh, hang on, I've got to hit that. Oh, it just came back. Okay, there we go. So I said, in exchange for you guys coming by, talking up the podcast, all that stuff, I am going to be a complete sellout and I will talk about your city. I'm going to skip every single other one. We're going to talk about just your city this week.
Speaker 1:So let's talk about none other than Mesa, arizona. Yes, that's kind of a lukewarm. That's like a lukewarm. Well, maybe it's not because they're wooing. Hey, nikki, tell me about Mesa, arizona. Have you been there? Hang on, have you been there? Hang on, have you been there? I heard you had. What is there to do there? Is it a cool place? Any Interesting places? I should visit my new or, yeah, my new subscribers, subscribers to the stream. Joe and Froggy are from there and they are pool technicians. Okay, hang on, Pool technicians who clean pools. And they talked on stream about how gross, gross they are. Okay, there we go. And so Mesa, arizona.
Speaker 1:I've been to Phoenix. I've never been to Mesa. I went to Phoenix One of my first jobs out of college. I worked for an environmental firm and they were based in Phoenix and they invited us to go to headquarters in the middle of the fucking summertime. And I don't know if you've been to the Phoenix area in the middle of fucking summer, but it is the worst fucking thing you could ever imagine. I have not been. I don't know it's, it was one of the worst. I would never go back. I would never go back. Um, any stories from there. Uh, that you have, okay, question mark. Okay, there we go. And now nikki, nikki, nikki here. Here we go, and I'm going to plug that in here, because if I talk to him live, he's not going to know it. He's good for general conversation, but he's not good for anything. Listen up.
Speaker 5:Mesa. Arizona's got its own kind of charm, you know, does it. It's a city baked under that relentless desert sun, but there's more to it than just sand and cacti there.
Speaker 1:But there's more to it than just sand and cacti there are.
Speaker 5:Let's dive into what makes this place tick.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Top spots to check out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, where am I going?
Speaker 5:Arizona Museum of Natural History.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 5:This joint's got a three-story indoor waterfall on Dinosaur Mountain.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, complete with animatronic dinosaurs. Oh Jesus.
Speaker 5:And a flash flood display that goes off every half hour A flash flood display.
Speaker 1:How it goes off. Every half hour A flash flood display. How is that like exciting, like here you can watch a flood. I could go outside in the middle of the rainy season here in Dallas and watch a fucking flash flood.
Speaker 5:They also showcase Native American cultures. Okay. And the archaeology of Southern Arizona.
Speaker 1:Okay, fancy.
Speaker 5:Nwikipediaorg.
Speaker 1:Thank you for telling us where to go, mesa Grande.
Speaker 5:Ruins, the Mesa Grande Ruins. Thank you for telling us where to go. Mesa Grande Ruins, the Mesa Grande Ruins If you're into ancient stuff, this archaeological site why is he being so nice? Preserves Hohokam structures-.
Speaker 1:Hohokam.
Speaker 5:From between AD 1100 and 1400. Okay, the main attraction is a massive ruin of adobe walls and platforms. Okay, that's fancy 365 org plus two-an with games and events, baseball, and come February and March the place is buzzing with games and events.
Speaker 1:What, what, oh, he's talking about Sloan.
Speaker 5:Park Eats and drinks.
Speaker 1:Okay, buddha's.
Speaker 3:Brew Buddha's Brew.
Speaker 5:This coffee shop's nestled inside the Old Town Ink Tattoo Parlor.
Speaker 1:What, no wait what. The Old Town Ink Tattoo Parlor. What, no wait what. They have a coffee shop and a tattoo parlor. Why would you go like I want to get a latte, as I'm getting a fucking butterfly on my lower back? What?
Speaker 5:In Downtown Mesa.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:They serve up a variety of breakfast and lunch options, including tater tot bowls and buffalo chicken sandwiches I'm going to eat a buffalo chicken sandwich in the middle of a fucking tattoo parlor.
Speaker 1:Give me, give me the fucking tater tot bowl. I need the fucking. I need tater tots and I need them now, along with a sleet. I want a half. I have no Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkel and a clean pair of shorts. Okay, so we got our tater tot ball. We got our buffalo chicken sandwich.
Speaker 5:And feature a comprehensive vegan menu. I need a vegan buffalo Plus they've got a loyalty program that hooks you up with tattoo discounts. Oh my.
Speaker 1:God, this cannot be real. You get tattoo discounts. For ordering enough, you get a punch card, and if you order 10 buffalo chicken sandwiches, you get a neck tattoo for free. Hang on, I've got to look this plate. I don't believe this is really happening. What was the name of it? It was hang on, I already lost the tab. I need to know. What was? Itdha's brew? Hang on, I'm okay. Buddha's brew, mesa, arizona. This cannot be happening. Joe and froggy, where, where the fuck do you live? Buddha's brew it's buddha's brew cafecom. They have a budd Buddha with a face mask on it. Okay, here we go. They, uh, oh, you can order on Grubhub. They have a pesto grilled cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1:Buddha's Brew opened in July 2020 inside of our second old town, inc. They have two locations. Oh my God, hang on. Where does it show? Okay, the menu. Oh, wait, okay. Okay, here are the people. What? Okay, they all have tattoos. They're all over the place. So I think these are like tattoo people that said, hey, let's take our tattoo ridden bodies and make a place that sells a mixed fruit granola bowl featuring agave and cinnamon for seven dollars and50. And if you want some vegan shit, you can get the spinach frittata, which has tofurkey, two plant-based eggs, cherry tomato and a crispy onion, for $11 fucking dollars. And for the specialty toast you can get the stuffed croissants with chocolate, banana or honey. And then you can also get the what-the peanut butter jalapeno toast with toasted cinnamon bread. Creamy peanut butter, crispy peanut butter, creamy peanut butter, spicy jelly, not that spicy. Thin sliced jalapeno Might be spicy, drizzled honey and fucking cinnamon. Give me, a hell yeah, what Sliced jalapeno might be spicy, drizzled honey and fucking cinnamon. Give me a hell yeah.
Speaker 1:What? Oh my God, oh my good Lord. Okay, there it is.
Speaker 5:Keep going Nikki Axioscom.
Speaker 1:Oh, thank you for the Local vibes.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yes, Mesa's got that suburban sprawl feel. Oh, does it but it's also got pockets of culture and history.
Speaker 1:Does it?
Speaker 5:The Mesa Arts Center hosts various performances and exhibitions. Uh-huh. During the holiday season, neighborhoods light up with elaborate displays that draw crowds from all over. Okay 365travelercom, apnewscom.
Speaker 1:Thank you. Thank you, David.
Speaker 5:In a nutshell Mesa might not have the glitz of phoenix, but it's got its own flavor does it you're into history, baseball or just good grub?
Speaker 1:with tattoos, something here for everyone?
Speaker 5:yeah and hey, if you're ever in town maybe you'll bump into joe and froggy keeping those pools sparkling clean under that arizona sun. Got any more questions about mesa or anywhere?
Speaker 1:anywhere else I do. I do have a question, so I asked him if he has any stories from being there.
Speaker 5:Ah, you want to hear about my time in Mesa.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do.
Speaker 5:Oh, I've been there All right and let me tell you. That place almost got me banned from Arizona.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, yeah, yeah, I know, big shock right.
Speaker 5:Yeah no, the great Mesa pool caper of 2018.
Speaker 1:Big shock, right, yeah, no, the Great.
Speaker 5:Mesa Pool Caper of 2018.
Speaker 1:Oh, good Lord he's got a pool story. Of course he does For Joe and Froggy. Joe and Froggy, there is a pool story for you coming up that I've never heard because he just makes shit up out of nowhere and I need the sound for it actually so back in the day I was running what I like to call a legitimate business operation. Uh-huh.
Speaker 5:Out of a rented Airbnb in Mesa. Oh Jesus, the idea was simple I'd set up a luxury Italian-themed pool party experience.
Speaker 1:Okay, think about that A luxury Italian-themed pool party experience. I don't even know what that would be Like you would eat pasta in a swimming pool.
Speaker 5:For high rollers.
Speaker 1:Oh good.
Speaker 5:Think high end pasta catering, some live accordion music.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 5:Maybe a few family friendly gambling opportunities on the side. Nikki you know real classy the problem. I ain't realized that pools in Mesa ain't like normal pools.
Speaker 1:They're not. Oh what. I thought they were just like froggy. And joe did not tell me that pools in arizona are not normal. I've never heard this before. I think this might be a lie.
Speaker 5:Whatever's incoming is not true things are basically biohazards with lattice. I've seen things in that pool that still haunt me what there was stuff floating in there that shouldn't be floating.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:We're talking mysterious green goo. What the Unidentified meat-like substances?
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 5:And what might have been a lawn chair fossilized in algae. I don't know, so I call up a couple pool guys to handle the situation.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Could have been Joe and Froggy. Now that I think about it, no, guys show up in hazmat suits. Okay, talking about how they've seen pools With their own currents.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 5:They even called it the Mesa Swamp Effect. Okay, I'm thinking great, fantastic, swamp effect, my high class event now got an ecosystem of its own. The incident, I figure hey, just drain the pool, bleach the place, we'll be fine. Okay, but these Mesa pools.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:They don't drain normal. What Turns out? If you drain a pool too fast in Mesa, the whole thing can pop out of the ground like a goddamn landmine.
Speaker 1:This is not fucking true that pools in Mesa Arizona do not fucking pop out of the ground if you drain them too fast. Hang on, I've got a we need. Okay, this is not true and I need a reputable British AI to explain this to me. Okay, hey, can you hear? Hey, can you hear me right now? Smart AI, loud and clear. How can I help you today? Okay, I have a question for you. Another AI that's an Italian, I think told me a story. He's a mafioso. He said he was in Mesa, arizona and that if you drain a pool too quickly, it will pop out of the ground, and I think that's complete bullshit. Tell me if that's true or not.
Speaker 2:Actually, it's true. What Draining a pool too quickly, especially in areas with high water tables like Mesa, arizona?
Speaker 1:Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2:I know it sounds wild, but it's because of the pressure from groundwater. If the pool is empty, that pressure can push it up. It's pretty uncommon but definitely possible.
Speaker 1:Are you fucking kidding? That's insane. This Italian mafioso told me the truth. He never tells the truth.
Speaker 2:It's quite the surprise, right. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Okay, there we go. It's actually fucking true. This is wild, this is fucking bananas. Okay, Nicky keep going.
Speaker 5:And that's exactly what happened. A fucking course. One minute we're watching the water drip, the next minute, boom, oh, pool lifts up like a ufo trying to make a getaway. This is stupid concrete cracks no deck collapses, no, and the goddamn accordion guy gets thrown into the deep end, which ain't even deep, no more. Oh, suddenly I got high rollers screaming, a pool floating in midair and two panicked pool techs yelling about vacuum pressure anomalies. Okay, the fallout Mesa PD shows up and let me tell you something.
Speaker 5:Okay, they do not take kindly to floating pools.
Speaker 1:This is fucking awful, I tell him to. He tells him this is awful, this is the fucking wildest shit I've ever heard. Nikki, what are you doing?
Speaker 5:Okay, it was all just a big misunderstanding. This ain't a crime, this is art. They ain't buy it. Long story short, I had to make a few calls, pull a few favors and maybe leave town real quiet like before they slapped me Me with a reckless engineering charge, Whatever the fuck that means.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 5:Moral of the story engineering charge, whatever the fuck that means. Okay, moral of the story yeah, one never trust a mesa pool they got minds of their own uh-huh. Two if a pool guy tells you it's bad, assume it's worse. Three if a pool in mesa offers to show you things run wow, okay, jo, and. Froggy, if you're listening, I respect your hustle. You two are doing the Lord's work out there.
Speaker 1:There we go. That was the most recent episode. Thank you to Mesa Arizona. Hang on, we got to get you a cheer there, especially Joe and Froggy. That was when the Fuck Are the Viewers From? Where the fuck are the viewers from? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah, that's it right there. This is shit man. Dallas, uh uh uh, Mason Arizona, bitch. Okay, that's it. That's it for that.
Speaker 1:I've got one last thing I want to talk to you about. So you guys know I have a Spotify now, the actual Spotify, like a musician account, the Toxic Teacher. And the reason I'm telling you that is that I am working on a rock opera and I'm going to give you little snippets here and there before it actually releases, so you can. You know how artists get the buzz out, right, they release singles and clips and snippets and shit like that. Well, guess what? I'm going to fucking do that for you. Yes, and what it's about? I don't know if I've told you. It's about the Reverend Hellfire Jackson, and you know Hellfire Jackson as the one that sings the theme song to Camping them Softly like the original, the first original theme song that I really was passionate about. That is Mr Hellfire Jackson here and I think this one's it. I'm going to play it real quick, so you remember no, that's not it. No, that's not it. Where is it? I thought that was it. Is this? It? Is this it? Yeah, there he is, there's me.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it right.
Speaker 3:You remember?
Speaker 1:this. Yes, right here, this is one of the best yes Gonna make all you. Yes, okay, make all you yes.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, that is Hellfire Jackson and the Unholy Rollers. You can find them on Spotify. That was the first single I released on there. But the rock opera we're talking about is a little bit different. It's Hellfire Jackson, who is tired of common streamers, common content creators. He is bored with the world and he is going to summon the streamer, the podcaster, who will remake the world in his own image, none other than the fucking toxic teacher. And he doesn't realize.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to give away the ending to you. There is a fucking satanic twist to this. But enough about that, that's. That's the story of it. But I do have the first song and I put a version of it as the last song on one of the podcasts. You know the outro song that we normally do, but I'm going to play for you song number one. This is Hellfire Jackson talking about kind of why he's doing this, why he's going to summon this otherworldly podcaster, content creator, who is going to destroy the fucking world and remake it, and he has to find three relics to summon the otherworldly beast, the beast beyond the Cthulian monster, that is, the toxic teacher. I'm going to leave you with this. Get the fuck out of my face. This one is better than the other one I put on there. I will see you guys next week. Episode number 47. 47. 47. There it is, brothers and sisters, here we go, listen to fuck off.
Speaker 3:This weak ass world needs to shut the hell up. Y'all tired of this boring, basic ass shit. Then raise your hands and praise the toxic teacher. Bitch. Hell your fire. Bullshit fill in the air. It fucking stinks. Boring ass streamers everywhere. Yes, we want to drink. I'll see you next time.
Speaker 3:Dread set, unleash hell now Aim. The Leviathan soul's getting wrecked. It's the Toxic Era. Show some fucking respect. The Toxic Teacher comes Camping them softly. Bitch. The Toxic Teacher comes Camping them softly. Bitch Gonna. Burn this shit down Camping them softly. Bitch. Time to take his crown Camping them softly. Time to take his crown camping them softly. Grab that relic. The thunder mic roars. Dread set on fire, can't take no more. Leviacam staring hunger in its eyes. The toxic teacher ready time to fucking rise. Plug in the thunder mic screams, echo loud. Strap on the dread set, unleash hell now Aim. The Leviacam Soul's gettin' wrecked. It's the Toxic Era. Show some fuckin' respect.
Speaker 3:The Toxic Teacher comes Camping them softly, bitch. The Toxic Teacher comes Camping them softly, bitch Gonna. Burn this shit down Camping them softly. Bitch. Time to take his crown Camping them softly. Bitch. Who's coming? Toxic bitch. Who's coming? Toxic teacher? Who's coming? Toxic teacher? Who's the fucking boss? Toxic teacher who don't give a fuck. Toxic teacher Camping them softly. The teacher is here. The toxic teacher comes Camping them softly, bitch. The toxic teacher comes Camping them softly, bitch. The toxic teacher comes Camping them softly, bitch, gonna burn this shit down. Camping them softly, bitch. Time to take his crown. Camping them softly, bitch. Now bow your fucking heads. He's taking the stage. The toxic teacher unleashed, ready to rage, camping them softly. Get ready to burn. This fucked up. World's finally gonna learn Camping them softly. Easy here, motherfuckers. Thank you.
