Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

FINDING NEW CHALLENGES! Also, Barking and Dagenham! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 40

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 40

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This episode features:
One severely hyped up host
2 good challenge ideas!
Over 20 F*cks
Quite a few sh*ts
One reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!
AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!

Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)

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Speaker 1:

I'm fucking glad to be here and you're like well, you sound fucking depressed. The last four episodes, bitch. Well, I got something to say to you, motherfucker. What in the hell is this crap? That's exactly fucking right.

Speaker 2:

Toxic, toxic. Toxic teachers Keping them soft, doubling bitches and making money. Toxic teachers Keping them soft They'll conquer the world by kicking ass.

Speaker 1:

Kepi oh it is time, guys, it is fucking time. There we go, there we go. All right, you should be able to hear that. I would assume you can hear that, because I can hear it and it sounds amazing. It is the fake fans that love me so much. I've got a billion of them. I've got those four billion fake people that love me, the toxic teacher and this podcast fucking camping them softly.

Speaker 1:

You are here. This is episode. Oh, jesus Christ, I always forget to check what episode is this. I wish I had a guy. I wish I had a guy Like. I wish I had a guy I could go to. Like you guys didn't watch David Letterman like 50 years ago. There was a guy he would always go. I guess every does every host have a guy Like. You know a guy that's like hey, what episode am I on? The guy's like fucking 50, you know two, or whatever episode of my? The guy's like fucking 50, you know two or whatever. Let me see. Okay, I'm here. I mean, I'm on my episodes here. By the way, guys, episode 39, the last episode that we just had, the one year anniversary, part one. That episode was the most how do I say it? The quick, quickly-est, the most quickly quickly-est this week on Can't Be Clipped Softly. He talks about episode 39 being the quickest downloaded episode ever of Can't Be Clipped Softly, guys.

Speaker 2:

This what I like.

Speaker 1:

What I like in streaming skills I make up for in podcasting skills. Apparently, I don't know what the fuck is happening here, but this one year fucking thing, like the one year, this is year two of Camping them Fucking Softly and the crowd is still fucking losing it. Let's go Camping them Fucking Softly. We're at year two and we're going to be in the bigger B, because I'm a badass, motherfucker, shit Bitch. I don't know. This is stupid. I couldn't think of what to say. Whatever you can't think of what to say, you just curse Right, fuck, like that.

Speaker 1:

Yes, exactly, we need Jesus Christ. Um, hang on, let me, I gotta. I gotta pull some stuff up because I w I was going to talk about a couple of things I noticed whenever I talk about the fucking game, I get a lot more response. Remember, we were talking about that the other day and it seems to be true. Who would have thought on a dead by daylight podcast? People want to talk about dead by daylight. That is the wildest fucking shit I've ever heard my life and I know I'm kind of on fire today, but that's just because I'm glad, I'm fucking glad to be here and you're like well, you sound fucking depressed.

Speaker 1:

The last four episodes bitch. Well, I got something to say to you motherfucker. What in what in the hell is this? That's exactly fucking right. So, um, anyway, what was I doing?

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, uh, hey, nikki, we're at, uh, a year two of camping them softly dbd podcast. It's me the toxic teacher. What do you think of year two? What should we do? Let's go nuts. Any challenges. Any cool uh, dbd things to do for me to do on stream? Uh, any weird social media shit I can do? I don't know Like I can do. Let's go insane, uh, also, no, let me, don't say let's go and say, because he will go and say it uh, curse a lot and don't censor the words bitch, and I notice, if I call him a bitch, he'll like, do it. You know like, whereas before you have to, you have to get nicky fucking going here.

Speaker 1:

Okay, oh, jesus christ, christ, oh my gosh. Uh, okay, what the fuck is this? Okay, this is not even real. Okay, make it make it less Nicky Orient. Make it less Italian. He came up with the fucking most Italian shit I've ever heard. Make it less Italian and more like DVD and podcast related Bitch. Okay, less marinara. More killer mains. Okay, hang on, you got to win without. Okay, respect, base gameplay, saltiest post-game chats, build roulette. Okay, that's one. 10 hooks, one kill. Okay, what? No, what is this? Here you go. This is okay, we've got some shit here. I think we might have some stuff here. Okay, okay, here we go, let me. I'm going to, I'm going to post or I'm actually going to have them say this Um, okay, here we go. Okay, um, hang on. I just I can't help but read Like I get too into the reading about, like doing it. Okay, here we go, we go, let's go.

Speaker 4:

I don't know how loud Nikki's gonna be, so I apologize if he blows our eardrums out stream challenges 10 hooks, one kill challenge you only get points if you hook every survivor at least twice before killing anyone. If you can wait.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, okay. So this is one kill. You only get points if you hook every survivor twice. This has been done right. If you kill early, you fail. Forces you to be strategic. Okay, that whatever. No, I'm not big on that, but I would try it.

Speaker 4:

I would try it, Kill early. You fail. Forces you to be a strategic god instead of a camping degenerate Bonus idea Track how many survivors rage. Quit mid-game.

Speaker 1:

Now see, I would rather track it if it's the complete opposite, like I wouldn't want to track it by doing what they want. Okay, nikki, let's keep going. What's the next one?

Speaker 4:

V what Basement King Stream Play bubble or trap.

Speaker 1:

Basement King Stream. Okay, this one is far more interesting, and this one's part of the reason I'm including it.

Speaker 4:

But you can't leave the basement all game. Okay, survivors, come to you or you fail.

Speaker 2:

I love it.

Speaker 4:

Count how many basement hooks you can rack up without leaving your domain.

Speaker 1:

I agree. I think that's good. You would have to limit how many games. You would have to say, okay, in 10 games, we're never going to leave all game. You can walk around in there, right, you can huddle up in the corner. You can carry what would you carry? Insidious, or something like that. I'm trying to think of other perks. I'm going to have to think on that, because that's actually a good idea. Hang on, let me ask you know what you know who I should ask? I'll fucking ask Nikki hey, for that basement challenge, what perks should we bring? Should we bring Question mark? Okay, All right, basement King challenge. We bring question mark? Okay, all right, basement king challenge.

Speaker 1:

Well, okay, this, this makes no fucking sense. It says bring agitation. Agitation is one where whenever you uh, whenever you, um, grab a survivor, or whenever you're grabbing a survivor yes, I said it right, I said it fucking right. Yes, you move faster, but if you're in the basement, the whole fucking game, what does it matter? Okay, iron grasp doesn't fucking matter. He gives the two perks that matter the least, okay. So it says right here, hang on, this thing wouldn't even fucking work because the anti-camp meter, unless you kept the anti-camp meter. Oh, this is great. This is great like this is fucking hilarious. Because if you were forced to stay in the basement the entire match think about this it would trigger the anti-camp meter, unless you've got a group of fucking stupid ass survivors that hang out near the shack, right, because the survivors don't realize most survivors don't realize, guys, just FYI, they don't realize that whenever they are close to the hook, that slows down and or stops anti-camp, and whenever it stops anti-camp, like, they don't get it. So if you have a camping killer, what's the first thing you want to do? The first thing you want to do is actually not even go near him, because the camp meter will go up and up and up. And then if the killer is proxy camping, obviously you can. Um, if the killer's proxy camping, then it's harder to stop, right, because he'll just go right out of the range. But let's, let's think about this Uh, he's got a couple here that are dirty that I like. Number one's mad grit, you probably a good idea for that, right, where whenever you, whenever you're carrying them and you, you swing and you miss you, you get a faster hit. The other one's territorial imperative, which shows whenever a survivor's in the basement, although that makes absolutely no fucking sense as to like why you would need that if you're in the basement the entire match. So I think insidious would be good. I think Mad Grit would also be very good.

Speaker 1:

I would be curious to know the opinions of the other killer mains out there and if you would be willing to even try this challenge. I'm thinking maybe, what, what would you do? You would do like uh, 10 games maybe, and then see where, where you uh, where you would end up. Um, you know, I don't even know how many kills you could. How many kills could you potentially get in 10 games? I mean, you could uh like five, six maybe. But that's part of the fun, right? So anyway, let me see, I don't let me go back. I'm going to go through it.

Speaker 1:

Survivor redemption arc try to escape without dead, hard borrowed time or unbreakable anti-meta survivor. Let me see, make short vids, mocking killer and survivor backstories. I could do that. That's actually a good idea. Let's uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually put that. I need a document, I need a, a document handy of um, of like, what do I need to do here? Let me let me it. Shut the fuck up real quick. Okay, uh, stream ideas. What was the idea? I totally fucking forgot. Um, you know, somebody at my job put the word brain fart in an email to the entire department.

Speaker 1:

I thought that was a little odd, like would you, would you ever do that, would you? Would I? No, no, no, no, no, no, I wouldn't. I would think about it, but I wouldn't do it. Hang on. I got to get back to what Nikki was saying. He was saying make fun of. Was that the make fun of survivor backstories? Yeah, that's it. Okay. Videos, making fun, making fun of the survivor backstories? Okay, I'm totally in. What's this other one? Drop a spicy tweet calling out survivor mains or killers. If you're still running dead hard in 2025, congrats, you peaked in 2018. Oh, that's good.

Speaker 5:

What in the?

Speaker 1:

hell is this crap? I'll take that. That's actually pretty funny there. I think my microphone is having some volume issues. I'm not sure what it is. I think it's because I fucked with the noise gate and that must have done something.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, let me see what else we've got here. We've got is Spirit, or just Hillbilly, who want to feel smart. Oh, post controversial opinions. That's okay. Um, best perk for salty post game chats. Oh, this is like awards the year of camping. Oh, patch notes breakdown. We already do that. The Lord died, nobody asked for. We've already got that. We've. We're doing that. So's been done.

Speaker 1:

Um, so, guys, there is, uh, let's shift gears here. I don't know if I have. Where is, where's my fucking music here? I thought I, I thought I had it all queued up and I don't. You know how, but you know how I do and you know what I noticed. Can I, can I say something? Here's what I've noticed.

Speaker 1:

My, more than any other podcast features a host that never takes a breath. Have you noticed that, like I talk the entire time, I think I fit more words in the entire, like in an hour, what it takes most podcasters like three hours to do, because I just don't stop. I'm wondering if that's something I should do, or is that part of the fucking, or is that part of my charm? Is that I don't fucking do. You're like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Why won't he shut the fuck up? I don't know why I won't shut the fuck up. I can't, I can't stop once I start it stings. You know? Um, where? Where are my songs, like the news song? Where the? Where the fuck is it? I can't find, I can't find it. I can't fucking find it. Okay, toxic, fucking news. Where is it? It was? It was under segment, I think I. I think I put it under segment. I have to have it Before I do it. Oh, there it is. Is this it? This? Is it what this is?

Speaker 2:

it.

Speaker 1:

I don't.

Speaker 2:

Have we Heard this one?

Speaker 1:

Toxic fucking news. I don't, what have we have? We heard this one. It's the toxic fucking news. I don't remember this.

Speaker 2:

Killers suck, survivors OP.

Speaker 1:

Survivors are OP.

Speaker 2:

I'm a goddamn patch and it's breaking my PC.

Speaker 1:

This patch is breaking my PC. Skill check's flying. Skill check's flying.

Speaker 2:

Palettes, dropping fast Palettes. Why the fuck do I still play this track? That's true news.

Speaker 1:

News that's toxic like this is good man. I told you I'm the best at making this, making this music, dude, it's like blinding, oh oh, killer's in pain.

Speaker 5:

yes, oh, oh yes.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I can't stop.

Speaker 5:

It's so good, dude Killers. What a daylight.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it is ourself Fucking news.

Speaker 2:

That's toxic Dude this is good shit.

Speaker 1:

Like I need to. Here's what I gotta do. I gotta make a Spotify so I can put this shit on there. Are you having a? Count for it, the distro kid. No Like they, just like with the. That's what I call Dude what the fuck they're into this shit? Are we in church? What in the hell is this crap? Hang on, we gotta get our buddy in here. This is chaos and I love every fucking second of it. I'm fucking.

Speaker 2:

We gotta get a text, call yeah.

Speaker 1:

Dude, this is fucking chaos and I'm like, and I'm like, okay, oh year, two man Year two, oh what?

Speaker 2:

Oh shit. Oh, we're still going. What the fuck. What the fuck? When does it stop? I have no idea. Oh my god, dude, I can only get the time. What the fuck? We're still on the minute left. I don't know if I should do I just talk?

Speaker 1:

over it.

Speaker 2:

Do I turn?

Speaker 1:

it off. I feel bad turning it off. What the fuck is happening? It's like that weird AI scream what, what, what, what is he?

Speaker 2:

saying this is not English. This is like what Mickey does yeah, I can't, this is not English. This is like what Nicky does yeah, yeah, I can't. I.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck? This is not good.

Speaker 2:

Yes, he's here, his choir is living. This is a fucking super quiet song.

Speaker 1:

It reminds me of you guys played Sybil. I can't, I can't. The chaos in my mind right now from all this fucking noise. Okay, no, it's the next song on the playlist. Okay, there, we're done, we're done, we're done, done, yes, okay. So what were we saying before the chaos that ensued? See, now you gotta come down. See, we gotta, yeah, yeah, hang on. Oh shit, I had it ready. See, I would be so smooth. If I like pre-planned shit, I'll be like, oh yeah oh yeah anyway, what were we talking about?

Speaker 1:

Oh, yes, news. Okay, see, I'll just play that one out. No, we got some news and it's kind of some odd news and I wonder, like I can't figure it out. Okay, and here's the dilemma. Okay, you know I'm big into statistics, right? I big into, uh, stats and looking up where the viewers are from and what they're doing and who they're fucking with and all of that shit, even though I don't know who y'all are fucking with and I don't care. Even the guy in fucking salad to valley field or whatever it was or what it wasn't, my guy Mitch and Martin and fucking Jasper Indiana, fucking. See, I know the names off the top of my head now, but let's get back.

Speaker 1:

Let's get back on topic, shall we? So here's the thing on the, on the stats. The weirdest thing is that the stats have shifted like dramatically and quickly. And here's how they've shifted Podcasts still growing, but like nobody is downloading me on Spotify anymore compared to what they were. It's like all of the traffic just one day, just boom, shifted from Spotify to Apple and I have no fucking idea why. Ahoy ladies, didn't see you there. Would you?

Speaker 4:

guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me. If it's some kind of algorithm thing, I'm.

Speaker 2:

Steve Harrington.

Speaker 1:

Because let me give you a for instance. Okay, let me give you a for instance If we look at all time, let's look at all time everybody that's ever fucking downloaded this pocket had the wondrous like. You've been lucky enough to be able to listen to me, okay, like, let's just say it, let's just say it, you're lucky, you are lucky to have me in your life, you are lucky to have me in there in your life. I mean, but let me, I'm trying to pull up the stats because it's a fucking, it's a different thing here. Okay, here we go, here we go. If we look at all time, we look since the very fucking beginning. Here's a more download stats. This is exactly what I'm looking for here. Um, if we go to devices, apps and devices, here we go to all, all episodes. Here we go to all, all episodes. Okay, all time. 52% of people downloaded on Spotify.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's not bad. I don't know why I hit the wrong fucking button. I download shit on Spotify anyway. Okay, so 52% of the people were on Spotify. Okay, so, remember that all time, all time, 52% on Spotify, 21% on Apple. So it's about like that, 70% of the people. Right, there are one or the other Spotify, apple. Right, the other ones are like overcast and fucking shit balls and you know cast nuggets and whatever I don't know. So if we Okay, so we got that right. We got 52 Spotify, 21 Apple.

Speaker 1:

If we go to the last 10 episodes, remember, we're at episode number fucking 30. Are we at 40? We're at 40? We're 40. We're a man, we're fucking 40. Give me a hell, yeah, what the podcast has become. A man, I didn't even realize it. Oh my God, I need it. I need the fucking sound. Hang on, hang on, hang on. My instant should have the sound. Everybody is like what the fuck is he doing? I'm a man, I'm 40. Do you guys remember this? I'm 40. I'm a man, I'm 40. Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40. Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40. Here it is.

Speaker 5:

I'm a man, I'm 40. Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40. Come after me. I'm a man, I'm 40.

Speaker 1:

I want the one that says come after me, I'm a man, I'm 40. Okay, I'm getting that. That's actually. That's going straight into the fucking thing here. Let me. I know I am just wasting your time at this point, but I don't care, because I'm having a great time today. Are we all having a great time? I hope so. I've got to go over here. See, this is what I'm doing. But what was I saying? Okay, so we were saying that the stats we were at 50 and 21%, right, so that has changed for some reason, out of nowhere, to, let me see, play a sound, that's what I want. Play a sound. And then the play sound action is I'm 40. Here we go. So for some reason, it switched. I don't know if I'll ever know what the reason. Select output, that's fine, okay. So now, whenever I hit this button, Come after me.

Speaker 5:

I'm a man, I'm 40.

Speaker 1:

Yes, okay, that's perfect, all right, so we got it. So, anyway, we're at 50 and 21,. Right On the, on the stats here, and I just lost the fucking stats because I went off the fucking page. No, I'll get it back. I'll get it back. You shut the fuck up right now. He's back. See, I told you I was, I told you I'd be back and I'm back. So, okay, 50 and 20, 52 to 21,.

Speaker 1:

Right, spotify to Apple. Last 10 episodes is 38 to 32. That's over a 10% increase and drop. Right, okay. Now, if we go to the last five episodes, apple is now or podcast, apple podcast is in the lead. 40 to 30. So you went from 52 and 21 to the other way 40 and 30. That's, that's fucking nuts and I can't tell you why. And then, on the very last episode, uh, we're about the same. We're at 37 on Apple, 34 on Spotify. About the same. We're at 37 on apple, 34 on spotify. So, uh, it's. It's just very weird that either spotify fucking hates me or apple fucking loves me, and I couldn't tell you which is which. But you know what I'm thinking. I am thinking that maybe apple loves me, maybe steve jobs the ghost of fucking steve jobs. If you're down there, maybe Apple loves me, maybe Steve Jobs the ghost of fucking Steve Jobs. If you're down there, steve Jobs.

Speaker 1:

That wasn't me saying that, steve Jobs, I said if you're down there, I love it. Anyway, guys, either Apple loves me or Spotify hates me. I haven't figured it. Maybe I cuss too much for Spotify, but you would think it would be Apple. You think Apple would be the ones that would have a big problem with the language, but apparently they love me, so can't do anything wrong with them. Anyway, let's go past that. I don't know if that's going to be the thing that makes the like the stinger at the beginning.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, by the way I was, I was just checking the one year anniversary episode, guys, is the fastest download in seven days, the most downloaded in the first seven days of any episode that we have ever fucking had. That's fucking. That's, that's neat. Okay, fucking, that's it, okay. Anyway, that was my news. I know we started out talking about fucking me. Well, we started talking about me. We started talking about me without the fucking. We talked about me. What Next week? Okay, anyway. So what was I saying? Oh, yes're, we're on a dead by daylight, right? Um, so we've got our, we've got our thing here. We've got the. Uh, we, we did the podcast stats. Okay, we've marked that off. Mark that off our list.

Speaker 1:

By the way, guys, did you get the fucking okay? So here's something in the toxic news. Uh, you signed up for the newsletter on Behaviors website. You got an email with all of your stats on it. I don't know if you did this because you have to give them all your information. You have to say, yes, it's okay to email me whatever you feel like and bug the fuck out of me and try to get me to buy your shit, which you could always turn that off after you get the email, I guess, if you wanted to.

Speaker 1:

I'm never going to be a fog whisperer, so who gives a fuck? But I found something about me in this. I don't know if you were surprised with your statistics. There's not much. It doesn't give you very much, but what it did give me I've got a little bit of a problem with and let me tell you what my problem is. It says your most played killer and your most played survivor.

Speaker 1:

Now, I'm fine with my most played killer. I'm an Oni, right, I'm an Oni main all of the time. All the time I am riding the Oni pony and so I'm always fucking, what so? But the survivor was the problem, and the survivor that I had was I don't have a drum roll sound. Hang on, let me. Let me go to the same website I use for my.

Speaker 1:

I'm a man, I'm 40, is this it? I don't like that one. That one's better. What about this timpani drum roll? No, that, no. I like that one. That one's a good one. Hang Hang on, let me get. I've got a download. This one too. I'm not gonna let go to all that. What's this? Bop it? Original scream? That I don't.

Speaker 1:

But hey, do they have the theme song to crossfire, the old board game Crossfire? Do you guys remember that? You guys don't remember that? Hang on, I'm going to have to get that Crossfire, crossfire theme song. If you guys never have seen this commercial, guys, I'm going to post the link in the show notes. There was a commercial for a board game called Crossfire and it fucking sucked. Okay, but it was like you would. You had these like these steel, like tiny steel, like BBs or balls on this like board and you would shoot the BBs at the other side of the board and you had this like little, like gun type thing that would shoot the little BBs across the board and then your enemy or friend on the other side had the same thing and he was shooting the shit back at you and that was the game. I never owned the game because I was never cool enough to own the game. I never knew anyone that owned it. But I had the coolest fucking theme song I've ever heard and I would like to play it for you now.

Speaker 1:

I don't even know if you can hear me. The ultimate challenge Crossfire.

Speaker 5:

Here, crossfire, crossfire.

Speaker 1:

See, I remember that to this day. Dude, I'm quoting this fucking the commercial's awful. It's like two kids in fucking Thunderdome trying to shoot these little balls at each other as explosions are going off around. The only thing I can think is where are their fucking parents? Anyway, what were we doing? Oh yeah, we had the drum roll right. So what was I doing? Oh yes, moose played Survivor.

Speaker 2:

Claudette.

Speaker 1:

What in the hell is this crap? Yes, I don't know how I ended up playing more Claudette than any other Survivor. It really makes me feel like kind of depressed a little bit. You know, I've been, I've been up all episode. Now I'm kind of fucking like yeah.

Speaker 5:

Hey.

Speaker 1:

Nikki, no, I'm not going to, not yet, not yet. Okay. So that's that. It tells you also how many hours you played. It tells you how many games you played. I didn't play a lot in 2024 compared to previous years, just because we had so much fucking going on. There was a lot to move, new stuff at work, wife got a new job, all this shit, so it's been kind of wild. So, anyway, that is that for that. Um, what's?

Speaker 2:

what's the next?

Speaker 1:

thing Um, we've got to talk about. Do we talk about survivor mains? I think we've talked about them quite a bit. I don't know if there's anything new. And then we have 8.5.0,. Right, that was the. Uh, the big one. Um, bring back old freddy. Somebody's already asking for that. Are you fucking serious already asking like it? Just it just did it. Um, okay, okay, here we go, here we go. We've got the, we've got the freddy rework, um, which we talked about a little bit.

Speaker 1:

But we didn't talk about the rest of uh, 8.5 and we talked there's realm, realm, repeat, uh, prevention. I can't even fucking say realm, repeat, prevention. Okay, so you can't go to the same realm and over and over again, deep wounds. Does anyone know what deep wounds is? You know, that's that shit. Where you get the, you get hit, like after you get hooked and you get hit, you go into deep wound status. You got that yellow bar and you fucking the screen starts to turn red. Um, it says, right here there's uh, there's a bar for like when you're gonna die. Okay, that's the thing. And like the red shit, the oh, reduce the blood splatter.

Speaker 1:

I don't think they should have done that, but I do like the whole fucking character trials thing. We talked about that last week. They're going to trial characters, um, and then you'll. You'll get to, um, you'll get to uh, what was I saying? You'll get to play a different killer if you don't own the killer if you're like me, own them all, it doesn't. It doesn't fucking matter. But for new players, that's good. I think it's a good thing for new players. I agree.

Speaker 1:

I am fully in support. I think you have done a wonderful job there. Do I have something that I can use? There? We fucking go. Okay, so we are. Yeah, we've got a little time left, so we're going to. I need to check through because we're going to do a skit that we haven't fucking done in. Uh, it's been a few weeks and it's really kind of hurt my heart, like it. It. I haven't been the same, the same toxic man, because we haven't had this, this, uh, this segment and without, without that, I don't know how I survived, because I sing the song in my head every, every day. I sing the song at least once in my head. That's what I do is I'm brushing my fucking teeth. Uh is listening to this fucking shit. So, um, anyway, without further ado, let me. I got to play the fucking shit now. Uh, without further ado, it's our uh is this? This is not the regular song. What this is? This isn't the regular song song what they what?

Speaker 2:

They're from all over. Rock and roll yes. Yes, what's up Germany yes 17 hitmen.

Speaker 1:

Fuck all the viewers from yes 17 hit back when the fuck.

Speaker 2:

Are the viewers from Tell me who's watching?

Speaker 1:

who's got?

Speaker 2:

the guts. Yes, where the fuck are the viewers from? Dude? This one's good too. I don't have to fucking hit they blow it shit up. Yes, brazil, y'all, bring the heat.

Speaker 1:

Carnivals and chaos. Canada kicks it cool Nickel syrup and metal.

Speaker 2:

Greece you ancient legend, yes, ouzo and.

Speaker 1:

Vodka yes, thank you, greece they invented this shit. Oh see, that's the fucking. That's a dude. That's fucking amazing. You got to admit, dude, I'm the best at this shit. Let's name him. No, let's not name him. I don't think he doesn't actually go through and name him, he just says it. So I don't Let me see I can pull him, he just says it. I don't Let me see I can pull up all the locations while we're doing this shit too. Where the fuck I like that little piece the fuck.

Speaker 2:

Okay, by the way, hats go out to everybody in.

Speaker 1:

California. By the way, we do have a few, you know, listeners from California and I don't. Did we ever talk about California? We did. We talked about Calistoga right, we had Calistoga California on there. I wonder if they're okay now. If I knew my California geography.

Speaker 1:

I would tell you Okay, let's turn that shit down. That's dude. That's a great fucking song. Like you guys don't realize how fucking good that shit is, okay, let me. Is this the same fucking song? Are we still going? Hang on, dude? This is Dude, this is shit. Right here, man icky, oh is where they? What the fuck? Dude where the fuck? Oh, dude, this is really good background music. From the mountains to the seas, oh shit, who's got the guts? Dude, this is.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

I can't get over Like I don't even care if nobody listens to this episode. It's too good, not to. You got to shut the fuck up and let me talk over it. I don't have to shut the fuck up. You got to shut the fuck up and let me talk over it. I don't have to shut the fuck up. You got to shut the fuck up. Yep, I think this is the end here. It's got to be Right there. Okay, we're done. I think.

Speaker 2:

What is that?

Speaker 1:

What the fuck is that noise? Is that a car In the Going to hell?

Speaker 2:

Gotta give him that.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Anyway, yeah, we gotta check Calistoga man, because we've talked about them on the podcast. I need to know that my viewers to check Calistoga man, because we we've talked about them on the podcast. I need to know that my my viewers. Okay, calistoga, calistoga, california, cause I can't remember where it was. Is it anywhere near? Uh, let me see. No, it's near Sacramento. Okay, he's fucking fine. I don't give a shit. Okay, he's fine, he didn't care. He's about a fucking four hour drive from there, but we do, hey, we do, though we we have, uh, some other listeners from california we got. Uh, well, now I need to go down the list and fucking check, because they're gonna be jealous if I'm checking on.

Speaker 1:

We got crestline, california. Uh, let's, seerestline, where are you at here? You're near San Bernardino, you're like outside. Oh, no, you actually are. You're near San Bernardino. That's like right outside of Los Angeles. Is Crestline? Okay, let me. This isn't good. Hang on, oh, no, hello, hey, can you hear me right now? Can you hear me? Hi, Glad to meet you oh no, he's British hey.

Speaker 4:

Who are you talking about?

Speaker 1:

Hey, can you hear me right now?

Speaker 4:

Yes, I can hear you Is everything okay?

Speaker 1:

Well, no, it might not be okay. I need to know, oh Jesus, you're British and that that really threw me off. But I need to know you're on my podcast live right now and we're talking about one of our listeners who is in Crestline California. Is Crestline California doing okay right now, in spite of the fires? He's thinking.

Speaker 4:

There are no active fires in Crestline California as of today. That's good, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, that's good. Okay, thank you. Thank you, that's what I needed to know, although what if they downloaded it from Crestline? Because I see that you could go down that rabbit hole all day. I'm going to try not to, but anyway, we're not going to do California today, because it just it's too soon. We're going to, we're going to come back to a Crestline, because I don't want to, like, start saying bad shit about Crestline and then, like something happens, I'm just like Jesus Christ, um.

Speaker 1:

Now, what we have to do, though, is we. We have our town, and I've never heard of this fucking place before. Tell me all about blank. Give me some good shit about it, some bad shit about it. I'm not doing the three and the five anymore, and what do you think of it? Have you ever been there? Do you have any stories? Cool hangout spots, mask and Nikki, et cetera. Okay, so there we go.

Speaker 1:

Oh God, I don't know what's going to happen here, but we're going to find out. Oh, where's the Italian fucking music? We just, my God, I'm off the chain today. I had it and I had, I lost it and all of my fucking like sound effects. I got 12 billion fucking sound effects. I can't even find any fucking thing unless I fucking put it in a temporary folder. Jesus Christ, no, I'm never going to find it. Not at this rate, not at this rate. Okay, so we've got it, we got market, but uh, oh, fuck, I almost said it. No, I didn't say it, though. I said bar, like okay, here we go. This is uh, where the fuck are the viewers from, and I could turn on the music for this. Actually, that would be good. Yeah, let's get to like this part right here. Yeah, Okay, yeah, like that little boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay, so we are with today.

Speaker 1:

None other than I still haven't figured out if it's real barking and barking and dagging him, dagging him, dagging him. I don't know. It's barking. What the fuck ever? Barking and dogging hom? Is it dogging hom, dagging him, dogging him? It could be dogging. Ah shit, mickey. Dagingham, doggingham, it could be Doggingham. Ah shit, nicky, why do you do that every fucking time? Okay, nicky, nicky, nicky, okay, tell us all about Barkingham and fucking Doggingham, or whatever it is. Is it Doggingham, doggingham, barking?

Speaker 4:

and Dagingham. Eh, let me tell you I ain't never been there personally, what you haven't. What's a guy like me doing hanging around East London? Anyway, oh, it's in East London, but I got eyes and ears everywhere, capisce, I know you do, so here's the scoop. He pronounced it correctly that time On barking and dagging them straight from the family files and a little creative license.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 4:

Spoiler alert it ain't Little Italy, that's for sure.

Speaker 1:

Well, it ain't little Italy, that's for sure. Well, nothing can be the good, the bad and the ugly of barking and dagging him the bad stuff he's giving us like a fucking novel here to digest reputation for trouble.

Speaker 4:

Barking and dagging him's got a rep for being a bit rough around the edges you know it is.

Speaker 1:

It's really that bad. Barking and dagging him, dogging him I, I'm never going to get that right. Barking and dog, dog in the hand, daggy, dagging him, dogging him, dog and we dogging him. Um, there's their website right there. You can pay your parking tickets online here. Um, let me go to images and see. It doesn't look that bad. There's a picture of some people in suits there. Okay, well, okay, anyway, let's go back. Let's go back.

Speaker 4:

Back in the day people said it was all council estates and blokes looking for a punch up after a pint. Not exactly the kind of place you'd go for a candlelit pasta dinner Capisce, oh Economic woes Okay, Used Center capisce, oh capisce. Economic woes, oh okay. Used to be a big spot for car manufacturing, oh really. Ford had a factory there, oh wow. But when the jobs packed up and left, so did a lot of the good times, oh no. Now it's like every other post-industrial area. Oh yeah, scrapping for respect.

Speaker 1:

Oh, so like a Detroit. So maybe this is like the Detroit of the UK or the Detroit like London, the anti-pasta crowd in my wine.

Speaker 4:

Rumor has it some of that. Some of the local joints think pasta ain't worth a damn compared.

Speaker 1:

What is he talking about?

Speaker 4:

Oh, anti-pasta crowd. Pie and mash. I'd like to see him say that in front of my grandma's marinara sauce Fugged about it. Oh, they say pie and mash is better than pasta.

Speaker 1:

Okay, crime rates. Oh yeah you gotta have pasta.

Speaker 4:

Not to disrespect, but the way they talk it's like they took Cockney and ran it through a meat grinder Makes a Staten Island wise guy sound like Shakespeare, my totally legitimate connection.

Speaker 1:

I got to hear somebody If he's saying it's Cockney through a meat grinder, I need to hear somebody Talk, talking, barking and dogging, dogging, dogging, hum, okay, barking and doagenham, okay, barking and Dagenham. Here we go. Oh, it's a council leader here, okay, they're just-.

Speaker 4:

Well, let's talk to Councillor Darren Rodwell, who's Deputy Chair of London Councils and Leader of Barking and Dagenham Council.

Speaker 1:

Dagenham Good morning to you. Okay, let's hear what he sounds like. He's a councillor.

Speaker 4:

Darren Rodwell, are you there?

Speaker 3:

I don't know if you're on. Good morning, hello, good morning for joining us. Um, oh, he's ugly as shit. Sadiq khan has been. No, it's a sabbath. Well, what we're saying is um, we need to make sure we keep people as safe as possible and as possible and talk for himself. I'm talking for a borough that has serious economic issues and that was before coronavirus. We would have pulled.

Speaker 1:

Corona. No, okay, okay, let's keep going.

Speaker 4:

Look, I ain't been to barking or dagging and personally ain't my kind of place, but I heard some stories, Stories. One time Big Ziti told me he got lost in East London looking for a proper Italian deli and wound up embarking. Who the fuck is Big Ziti? He said he walked into a chip shop asking for bruschetta and the guy behind the counter threw a fish at him. What the fuck?

Speaker 1:

Where does he come up with this shit? His friend Big Ziti was in a fucking chip shop and asked for bruschetta and got a fish thrown at him Like what the fuck man, what?

Speaker 5:

in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

Okay, let's keep going.

Speaker 4:

Let's keep going Cool hot spots, any cool spots? Yeah, valen's House, museum, oh, valen's House. Supposedly there's some history there. Oh, is there Old buildings, buildings, knights in armor, whatever. Maybe they'll have some Italian relics if they respect history properly.

Speaker 1:

Okay, barking.

Speaker 4:

Barking Riverside. Oh, they have a riverside, new developments and waterfront vibes. Jesus Christ, nicky. I heard they're trying to make it all fancy like oh, not quite the Venice canals, okay, but hey, points for effort, that's cool.

Speaker 2:

East Brooklyn Country Park, whatever.

Speaker 4:

I'm not really excited, though, if it ain't near a pasta shop. What is it? Oh, it's a park. The point am I right, we're going through final thoughts is like it's a place with grit, sure, but where's the pasta? I don't know. Where's the respect for marinara culture, jesus christ? Until they open a proper italian joint, I ain't setting foot there do they have hey?

Speaker 4:

if any locals want to challenge me to a DBD match or open a dialogue about pasta superiority, I'm all ears, long as they're al dente. You got any plans to visit there? Maybe I can hook you up with family recommendations.

Speaker 1:

No, I don't, Nikki.

Speaker 4:

Just don't order tea.

Speaker 1:

That's all I ask yeah, we know, we know You're anti-British, you're everything anti-British. Anyway, guys, that was our favorite. Actually, is it our favorite, or my favorite, or your favorite? Whose favorite? Is it anyone's favorite? Now that I think about it, about, I'm having an existential moment here, is it? Uh, hey, oh, here we go. There it is. This is the shit here. Now. This is what you remember, right here, I think right where the fuck are the viewers from?

Speaker 2:

that's it, yes.

Speaker 5:

How dare we?

Speaker 2:

We're 48 minutes. All right, I got it. This was episode fucking 40, by the way, when is my thing when?

Speaker 5:

is my thing, come after me. I'm a man, I'm 40.

Speaker 1:

Yes, the viewers from yes, yes, okay. So, yes, where the fuck are the viewers from? Yes, yes, okay. So that was. Where the fuck are the viewers from episode number 40. Guys, we've got. Do we have anything else? I don't know that we have anything on the roadmap for DBD. Oh, no, actually, we do have one thing on the roadmap is we've got Chaos Shuffles going on right now and it's a D& themed uh, chaos shuffle.

Speaker 1:

So if you are a chaos shuffle fan, which I am, I think that's, uh, it's one of the best. I is it the best event that dbd has? It might be, I think is a killer. I really like it because it stretches your abilities. It really makes you think a lot and I fucking yeah, I think I got a 1K because I camped the fuck out of someone. I had to tunnel and camp them out because I got this perk loadout. That was disgusting and not like disgusting. Good, we're talking like disgusting, disgusting and yeah. So that was it played a few more matches, did pretty well. Um, the only matches have been hit and miss. Uh, hunt showdown. If you haven't played that post, malone is still in there. You got to try that. Marvel rivals is still pretty fun. I don't know if you guys are playing that one, if you get a chance, so that one's, that one's a decent one to do.

Speaker 1:

Um, and then episode 41, I don't know, now that Chaos Shuffle's going on, I don't know if we have the release date of 8.5.0 release date. Do we have a date on there? It went on the PTB. It went on the PTB on January 6th, but do we normally have a date or do they just leave it open until you know, then they just push it out? I think so. I don't see. No, I don't see it. I thought I would, but no, all right. So that is it, guys. Thank you, barking and dogging them. Hey, crestline, hope you're doing okay. I want to thank, but no, all right. So that is it, guys. Thank you, barking and Dogging'em. Hey, crestline, hope you're doing okay. I want to thank a couple others. Thank you, mesa, arizona. We're doing. Garbson in Lower Saxony. Thank you, parsons, you are always here, always. Great. Dewsbury, in the Kirklees. I don't what the fuck is next week. No, we're not talking about you. Muskogee, oklahoma. Thank you, holbrook. Holbrook, new York, newark, delaware. You're always here. Austin, texas.

Speaker 1:

I think you're a little bit newer but you're more than welcome to be here. Frankfurt, thank you, you're always here, frankfurt. I think you were one of the first of the where the fuck are the viewers from? And, by the way, we do have a new first place on our downloads, and that would be none other than Muskogee, fucking Oklahoma is now number one in downloads of all the cities in this fucking country, it has to be Muskogee, fucking Oklahoma. I don't know what they're doing there, but they are number one right now. And then we got Pittsburgh, dublin, newark and Atlanta, rounding out the fucking the top five there. So, anyway, thank you guys.

Speaker 1:

Let me see who's down here. I want to see if there are any odd names I maybe have missed over the months and months. Let me, let me see Brussels. No, we got you. Warwick, we got crystal Lake. Is that the crystal Lake from fucking Friday the 13th?

Speaker 1:

I think we've already had that talk. Um, rancho Cucamonga oh, I hope you're okay. I don't know where you are, but I hope you're okay. Um, xenia, the warrior princess, gouda, I, we've never talked about Gouda. No, we may have to sometime, okay, wrexham hey, wrexham's the one, the, the, the um, the fucking um, isn't it the? The? There's a, uh, a team there that's owned by Ryan Reynolds, like a, like a soccer team, I think. Um, yeah, so we got Ipswich. We haven't talked about you. St Polo, we talked about Ain't all city Spill.

Speaker 1:

Kenzie, thank you for coming by. San Dimas, california, we got a lot of Californians. I need to check on them all. Alhambra, california, what the fuck are there so many Californians doing here? Anaheim, thank you. Mission Viejo, thank you. Sacramento, fullerton, san Dimas, alhambra, santa Ana, riverside, national City, san Jacinto, fontana, la Canada, flintridge, murrieta, murrieta, buena Park, oakland, thousand Oaks, montclair, san Jose, temple City, linwood, stockton, fucking Hayward. Crestline, los Angeles. And then we got Calistoga, san Bernardino, san Francisco, fountain Valley, santa Clara, san Diego. Did we already say Rancho Cucamonga Is all of our fucking shit? Next week I'll carry them softly Toxic rambles off. Another list of fucking cities of listeners to thank Guys. This was Camping them Softly, episode 40. Thank you, what, what? No, that was the wrong fucking button. Yeah, well, I'll take it, I'll take it.

Speaker 5:

See you soon, bitch.

Speaker 2:

Get the fuck out. It's episode fucking 40.

Speaker 5:

No, shut up, Shut up, get the fuck out it's episode fucking 40.

Speaker 1:

Come after me.

Speaker 5:

No, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. We gotta do this one. Get the fuck out, come after me. I'm a man, I'm 40.

Speaker 2:

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