Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

THE FLYING WALMART! Idiot Survivor Posts! Also, Calistoga California! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 29

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 29

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This episode includes:

17 Inches of Asscrack
2 Languages
1 Weight Loss Challenge
A little Nicky, plus a little Bill!
Several Mental Health Tips
AND A LOT OF CURSING ABOUT THE ASSCRACK!

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Speaker 1:

Captain ass crack, captain ass crack, show your ass crack when you get up to take a shit. Captain ass crack. Okay, hey, it is me and I am back. We are back. Camping them Softly is back after quite a break here. I know you guys are excited. I am excited, I am excited and I am ready. Yes, I'll scream for that. I'll scream for being back. I appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1:

Wow, this is a long fucking sound effect and I love it because I deserve it. You know what I deserve, this shit. I deserve it. Oh wait, no, I don't Hang on. No, next time on Camping them Softly, will he come back after a two-week break? We're going to find out. Actually, we already did, because I'm fucking back. This is amazing. Okay, I'm hitting the set. It's not doing anything. Okay, we're already going down the tubes here.

Speaker 1:

On camping them softly a dead by daylight podcast. Why is this sound so fucking long? Okay, there there. Okay, turn it off. Turn it off anyway, welcome to camping them softly. I am the toxic teacher and if your mother asks, yes, I might well, probably am your father. Yes, tell her, tell her I am your father. If she asks I am the one. Oh god, that's yes, thank you phantom in the background? Satan, are you here today? Let me see satan. Are you in the building? Okay, thank you, let me see Satan. Are you in the building? Okay, thank you, mr Satan and the crowd. We need a backing band. Why are the sounds so fucking long? It doesn't seem like they were, but I've been gone so long, so maybe that's why, maybe that's why, I don't know, know. So just to give you guys some heads up, I want to apologize, been out for a little bit. I was actually on vacation, yes, on camping, okay. No, I can't even do that a second time. See, it's too soon. That's how humor goes. You can't do the same joke twice, that soon.

Speaker 2:

What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

Exactly so. I was on vacation in South America, visiting some family, and I know you're like, yes, but I was visiting some family. I was gone for I don't know how long, like 10 days down in the deep South, the dirty South. Oh, my God, I wish I had that sound effect. I need the sound effect. See, I've already, I'm already, I'm already off topic here, but I need the sound Like whenever I say dirty South, I need the what's the name of that song?

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm talking about, tim. Hang on, I got to find it. Oh, bernie, now Is that it? Is this, it? No, what is it? You know the song like hang on, I'm going to get it, I'm going to. I think it's Aaliyah, who actually has since passed. Yes, it is Aaliyah. I don't know if this is gonna play, but we're gonna find out here. Oh, you can't, you can't hear it. You can't hear it. What? Why can't you hear it? Hang on, fucking shit and see, this is, this is fucking and this is the internet for you. Anyway, forget that. I even mentioned all that shit. Anyway, this is camping them softly.

Speaker 1:

By the way, guys, if you are new here, we are a podcast where we sometimes talk about dead by daylight not very often, but it's been increasingly less because there has been a lot less to talk about, except for the survivor mains and all the uh, all the shit that they bring to the game. But we can go. Let let's uh, let's redirect here. See, I'm trying to redirect back to the original topic, which was my vacation. I want to let you guys know a couple of things. South South America is a long fucking way away and it is not fun to fly economy to South America, because to Argentina that's about a 10 fucking hour flight and it is not fun. It's one of those overnight flights. You know what I mean. Whenever you have to. You know you get the ticket, you leave at like 9, 10 pm and then you arrive at fucking 5 the next morning and you're like barely because it's hard to sleep on a plane. I don't know if you guys have ever had to do that or ever wanted to do that. It's fucking awful trying to sleep on a plane and I grew to hate it more and more as time went by.

Speaker 1:

Now the trip down there was interesting, because it's it, it, um, let me describe it this way. I'm going to describe it this way and keep in mind keep in mind I know my voice just cracked because I'm 12 years old Keep in mind that I am not making a judgment call on any particular group of people. I want to preface it with that, okay. I want to say, though, that different groups of people, okay, different groups, typically and I'm not, I'm not, I would say I'm not trying to stereotype, but it is a stereotype okay different groups of people deal with situations in different ways, and here's, here's how I'm going to try to explain that. Standing in line, okay, and getting ready to board a plane, okay.

Speaker 1:

If you've ever had to do this, you know exactly what I'm fucking talking about. You're sitting at the gate, you know, you have the seats next to the gate, and then you have the, what they call the customer service agent, which is there at that little desk Right, and then the other guy at the, the actual gate. He's like usually wearing different clothing, not like the, not the, the typical, like flight attendant, looking uniform. You know that the different the, the, the agents at the desk wear. That is your fucking. Now I forget what it's called. Like a fucking, I forgot the name. I knew the fucking name and now I totally fucking blanked on that name. What is he called? Or she? I'm not trying to be sexist here. What is that fucking person called? Dude? I'm in the aviation industry. I can't even think of what this fucking guy is called. What's the dude at the gate called at, uh, an airport? What's the dude at the fucking gate called? Oh, he's a fucking gate agent. Okay, that was, oh, my god what in the hell is this crap.

Speaker 1:

So, anyway, the gate agent you know, he's the one he does some of the announcements, you know and then the customer service does the other ones. Anyway, different groups of people respond. My voice is cracked. What the fuck is going on? I don't have like podcast voice back. You know what that is. That's not like a regular, a regular voice. It's kind of like a like a little um, you know. It's a little bit more like yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know, you know exactly what I'm saying. I don't have that yet, though. So, bear with me, bear with me.

Speaker 1:

So, going back to the topic. See, I'm trying to go back to topics. So anyway, going back to the topic, you have different types of people in airports, right, because they usually board by group or like whatever group. One fucking come up. Well, first they have. If you've got a disability, or you're in the military, or you've got small kids, or you, you know you're a survivor main, because you cry constantly and you need to go first wherever you are and whatever, what the fuck ever. Or if you're a nurse main or something like that, I don't know. Anyway, you go first and then all the fucking people that paid extra money, go first, right, because they got extra money and that's what money gets you. So, anyway, group one, that group one board, right. So you would think, if you've got a fucking ticket, you would check it and you would see, oh oh, I'm fucking group one, it's time to go. Or I'm group two, three, four, five and it's time for me to fucking stay in my seat or stay far away from the fucking line, right, right, well, guess what? Nobody fucking does that. And depending on, like going to Argentina, they fucking it became a complete bum rush, and no offense to bums, but it became a bum rush as soon as they said the priority could start boarding. They started like it was like a dawn of the dead, but it wasn't like zombies trying to eat people, it was just people like scooting closer and closer and closer, and then the line was like formed and was like, okay, I'm going to like try to fucking get in line. I'm group fucking four man. So I'm sitting like I'm way back because, like it's fucking, it's going to be 20 minutes. It takes 20 to 30 minutes for all the groups to board, right, because you got to fucking. Okay, if you're in A1 through 20, like, fucking come up here. You wait five minutes. All the people who are confused, all the people who can't get on the plane fucking thing won't scan, fucking. They've got 20 questions or they've got four fucking kids that won't shut the fuck up. And then group two come on down, right. So it's fucking chaos from the very beginning.

Speaker 1:

We get on the plane, right, and these two guys, I'm looking over and there's this older guy and then there's this fatter guy. Okay, so I'm going to call them the old guy and the fat guy. And the old guy looked like he'd be a fucking like mobster from the from the 1920s, but he was wearing a sweatshirt and a fucking. I think he had a baseball cap. I think at one point he took the baseball cap off. I don't know, because I didn't fucking care enough, because they were speaking Spanish and my Spanish is passable at best. Yes, give it up for my Spanish. I don't know, I'm just pushing these. They've got random words on the sounds on my soundboard, so I don't even know what they fucking do.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, old guy starts arguing with fat guy. Okay, I don't know what they're talking about, but I am led to believe, based on watching the situation, that it is about the overhead compartments, and you know what I'm talking about on a plane, right, you got the overhead. That's where you put your fucking your carry-on. Because you get two items right Personal item carry-on. Normally your carry-on is like a piece of luggage, and then your personal items, like a backpack or a purse, or a European carry-all or whatever you want to call it. And that's the way things work. That's the way God intended for airplanes to work.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so let's keep going here. So old guy and fat guy are fighting about something I don't know what, and it's getting fairly heated. Old guy puts a piece of luggage in the overhead compartment. He starts pushing the fucking door to close the overhead compartment. Because you're you're taught right whenever you are a child that whenever the overhead compartment is full, then you close it. So the next people will know that there is no room right Now. This all makes logical sense. Old guy didn't realize that, hey, if you fucking slam the door on a bag that's too big, that's not going to make it fucking fit.

Speaker 4:

Ahoy ladies Didn't see you there. Would you guys like to set sail Fat guy?

Speaker 1:

seemed to be trying to convince him that this thing wouldn't fit. An old guy wasn't having it. Remember, this is all in Spanish, so I'm getting like four or five words. You know there's some fucking cursing going on, but it's Argentinian cursing, so it doesn't sound like the regular that I'm used to, the Mexican cursing. Okay, and remember, I am not making judgment calls on this, but they do curse differently and we You're not done with that.

Speaker 2:

We got two words for you oh, dude, I've totally forgot.

Speaker 1:

I've got my other soundboard. I haven't even been using that.

Speaker 2:

See, I have to get back into the swing swing tonight I truly will open up a can of whoop ass and show you exactly what oh that's fucking loud, okay, anyway.

Speaker 1:

So guy keeps fucking pushing like slamming this door shut, like violently slamming the the overhead compartment shut. Nothing's happening, because there's no fucking way on the planet that this hard shell carry-on is going to fucking alter its physical substance and morph into a smaller carry-on that will fit. Okay, fat guy. Eventually, like I think he's given up at this point, one of the flight attendants, who also, like me, speaks very, not great spanish, comes up and tries to tell him that his maleta is not going to fit in the compartment. Old guy doesn't fully realize what's going on. Okay, he, he starts arguing with the flight attendant. So I'm like, okay, this is going to become one of those situations you see on the fucking news I apologize Cause my robot vacuum is going off. So anyway, long story short, old guy got, he got, finally got the message, pulls the thing out and was very upset by what was going on. And that was the last I ever saw of old guy. So I don't know what happened to him after that. But you know, okay, hopefully not that. But that was old guy, okay, so that's the flight there.

Speaker 1:

Now, that was, that was pretty much. It was uneventful. Okay, I slept a couple hours out of out of the fucking 10 it took, by the way I want to. I want to back up here of the fucking 10 it took, by the way I want to back up here. So the tickets I was going to get were from Houston Okay, think about this from Houston to Buenos Aires, which is a 10 hour flight. Okay, now I had an adjustment in my plans, so I was going to have to buy the ticket, like two days before, and you know how these airlines are they're going to jack up the fucking price because they got two days and they know they could screw fucking everybody out of their money to get this shit. Right, right, I mean, that makes sense.

Speaker 2:

The first thing I want you to do is shut your stinking hole.

Speaker 1:

So I look up the tickets from Houston to Argentina. One way, one way. Think about this. Two thousand seven hundred fucking dollars oh sexy girlfriend, unacceptable to me.

Speaker 1:

So I start digging into other shit here. Okay, remember 2,700 one way. So start looking around and I find from Austin, texas, to Houston. Remember, houston was the original Houston to Buenos Aires. Houston to Buenos Aires was 1,100, like 1,200 per person round fucking trip. So instead of 2,700 one way, we've now got 1,200 round trip. Makes absolutely no fucking sense, and that's the only person that it could be. Satan's come into the room and he's the one that sets the airline prices here, obviously.

Speaker 1:

Now, here's the problem. Okay, I live in Dallas, so how am I going to get to fucking Austin in Dallas? So how am I going to get to fucking Austin? I use my benefits to take a free flight from Dallas to Austin and then go from Austin to Houston and then Houston to BA. Do you know how long it fucking took me? The Houston to BA flight is 10 hours all by itself, and then I have to fly two other fucking flights. It takes like 22 hours to get to this fucking city. Okay, no, that's not right and that's the wrong fucking sound. Okay, no, I feel like fucking shit for a day or two after that. We've only got. I've only got like two weeks.

Speaker 1:

Okay, flying back is the problem here. Okay, I got to talk about flying back and this is going to be this. This was a fucking nightmare beyond all fucking human proportions that you can't even imagine. Uh, human proportions, uh, I don't. Uh, yeah, anyway. So let's talk about this flight back. This, this was fucking awful. Now, the flight back shut up. Shut up, turn it down. Okay, there we go. Let's turn it. Okay, there we go. That's fine, that's fine. So the flight back. I in like, there's only one person that I think you know who could have set this fucking flight up in this seat assignment up. Yes, he comes back. He sets my seat assignment. He doesn't just set prices for flights, he also sets the fucking seat assignments. Okay, so they sit me next to fucking a big blob of goo that I'm going to name Captain Ass Crack. Okay, captain Ass Crack. It first seemed okay. Yes, captain Ass Crack, captain Ass Crack, show your ass crack when you get up to take.

Speaker 1:

We like to call sleep apnea. I know it Sleep apnea, the possibly deadly disease if left untreated. And I want to tell you his sleep apnea was the most untreated fucking sleep apnea I have ever heard in my life. I have never heard another human being snore so fucking loud and I was about to fucking lose my shit. Actually, the person next to him, like you know, he was in the aisle because he's a fucking mound of like blob of gelatinous something spilling out over the sides of the seat, so he probably had to have an aisle seat. The guy in the row next to him was he was ready to kill him. I think he would have killed the guy and it would have been because the guy in the seat was also fat. In the seat was also fat. I know this is like the the it's getting to the point that it's there's too much going on in this, and there was that probably too, but I didn't hear any of that.

Speaker 1:

So fucking captain asked captain, fat Mc ass crack is in front of me starting up a chainsaw for three hours straight, and then behind me we've got a fucking mom who can't control her fucking child who is screaming the entire fucking flight in the. I don't know if the kid was screaming because fucking fat mcass crack can't keep his fucking mouth shut when he sleeps and fucking he sounded. He sounded like somebody was drowning in a pool of fucking piss there. I don't know how to. I I don't know how to how to call this, but the kid was fucking screaming. Maybe the guy was snoring because the kid was screaming, I don't know. But then, fucking mom of Captain Fat McAsscrack because there was Fat McAsscrack and then there was a seat that looked like it was empty and then there was fucking mom McFucking looks the same and she turns her overhead light on to do God knows what and leaves it on all fucking night. Give me a hell yeah, no, no, that was a wrong fucking button. Don't give him a hell yeah what. She leaves the fucking light on. So he's got his fucking mouth running. She's got the fucking light on and apparently this seat that I previously thought was empty has a child in it who dropped something that started fucking freaking out over. So Fat McAsscr crack, gets out of his seat and tries to look under his chair, in the kid's chair, which is now like almost my chair, and he is like spiraling, like it's just a mound, rolling around on the ground and and I'm just, I'm fucking about to lose my shit because it is now four in the morning, with zero sleep, and this blob is rolling around. Mom's got the light on. Kid behind me is fucking like.

Speaker 1:

There's only one way to describe this flight and I had to think. I had to think what is a perfect description, what is a perfect analogy that might get across this experience? And imagine you are trapped in a tiny floating Walmart. Then that's what I went through for fucking 11 hours. It was a fucking nightmare and I I was almost dead.

Speaker 1:

Whenever I came back, I think I was almost dead and this like I don't want to fly anymore because I saw what they look like in first class, with this money, with this money and this fucking you know whatever. They had fucking beds, man. Their shit turned into beds. And how is this fucking okay in this world? I'm becoming fucking Karl Marx. This has converted me into a Soviet communist Soviet communist ready. Rise up against the fucking rich, fucking bad havers in first class on red eye flying and rise up against fucking fat McAss crack and his capitalist fucking food addiction. No offense if you've got food addiction or are overweight, although you probably were offended by the entire segment and that was my trip, okay, so let's go. Let's go to more serious stuff. Okay, I want to get serious. You know I'm I'm hardly ever serious, but I want to get serious what the trip taught me.

Speaker 1:

The trip, the trip did me a couple of things and I would like to point out a couple of these things. And I am getting a little bit more serious here. I'm not normally. I think in the first episode I might've been a little serious, and then maybe in the like episode two and three, and then after that it just went downhill. But let's go back and get serious, okay.

Speaker 1:

So first thing I learned was that vacations can sometimes be good for your mental health, and here's why it allowed me to like disconnect a little bit from work and also disconnect from, kind of, the whole thing, the whole podcast stream, the whole thing, the whole podcast stream. And I didn't fully disconnect because I'm going to tell you about some drama on X later, x or Twitter or whatever you want to fucking call it, but I disconnected a little bit and it does make you think about what's important in life and what your goals are and what your purpose is. Right and kind of how do I prioritize and how do I figure out what I really want out of life. And I know I sound serious now, don't I Like? I don't have my normal, like the podcast thing. I sound like normal toxic at this point, podcast thing. I say it sound like normal toxic at this point.

Speaker 1:

So that's the thing is trying to figure out what do I want? What holds me back? That would be my suggestion to you is to think about if you are in that situation where you're going through rough times, where you are, where you are being introspective, where you're like what the fuck am I on this planet for? Or what the fuck would make me happy. Okay, because we all get to that point.

Speaker 1:

I think at some point we battle with anxiety, depression, bipolar ADHD, whatever you want to call it. I may have had a little bit of every one of those, maybe not the bipolar part, but the depression, anxiety, adhd Totally me, if you haven't already noticed which you probably. You're like man, this guy's fucking out of it. He's just what is wrong with this bitch, anyway, so if you are in that situation where you're trying to figure out what the fuck would make me happy, are in that situation where you're trying to figure out what the fuck would make me happy, it's good to like sit and think about that and to write shit down, even if you're not the type to normally write it down. Write it down, but don't censor yourself.

Speaker 1:

Okay, write down the kind of shit that makes you happy, no matter what it is Okay, or the kind of goals that you have in your life. What do you want to accomplish? And write it down and do not stop yourself. Do not say, well, this shit will never happen. Pretend like you can have anything you want. Write that shit down.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so you write down fucking I want and write that shit down. Okay. So you write down fucking I want to be the best DVD player. I don't know why anyone would fucking want to write that, but you could. If you wanted to, you could write down I want to be the biggest streamer on Twitch. You could write down I want to be fucking president of the United States. I don't give a shit what it is. I want to be fucking the next Taylor Swift. I want to be fucking the next Taylor Swift. I want to be Taylor Swift's God knows what.

Speaker 1:

But what you can do, what you can do with this, is think about okay, these are the things I want. Is there something that connects all of these things? Okay, so that's what I was doing. The kinds of things I enjoy, the kinds of things that, uh, that you know my goals in life, and shit like that. So I was looking at all of that and I saw a common strand of, like, creativity. It's creating something. That's what I want to do and that's where I get my. My energy is creating things. Now you may not be the same. Your, your energy may come from career advancement. Your energy may come from family, kids, whatever the fuck. Your energy may come from fucking, uh, ecstasy, I don't know. Oh, sexy girlfriend. So the thing is now you've got what makes you happy and you've got kind of your common theme.

Speaker 1:

And a lot of times and let me tell you, seeing streamers, and that's kind of the realm I'm in, right, content creation, I'm a, I'm a fucking content creator, right, give it up for the content creators. A lot of the content creators struggle in. A lot of creative types struggle with depression, anxiety, all that shit, right, everybody struggles, but that's kind of the stereotype, right? So, anyway, where was I going with that? Oh, yes, okay. So here's what I, where I was going with. That is, everybody seems to kind. So here's what I, where I was going with, that is, everybody seems to kind of have a common theme and this is toxic, giving his fucking opinion here. Everybody has a common theme of something, something. My voice cracks again.

Speaker 1:

Something is holding them back, something kind of chains them down to prevent them from getting between the things that you wrote and actually having those things. Okay, be it. Whatever, be it. Even if you say I want to be the biggest streamer on Twitch, or I want to be partner, or I want to publish a book, or I want to fucking be on TV, I want to fucking become vice president of my job, whatever, something is probably holding you back if you're frustrated about that thing. Now the question then becomes what is that fucking thing, that obstacle? So you've got written down your fucking I want this, I want that, I want this. Okay, next column write down what are some of the things holding you back and again, don't censor yourself. Write down anything you might be holding. You know that you think might be holding you back. So let's say, I want to publish a fucking book.

Speaker 1:

Okay, now, at one point in my life I did want to publish. That was one of my things. Actually, let's be real honest, that's still one of my things. I would love that. That's a dream of mine. Okay, I was, at one point. The social media director for the largest writers group in Dallas I'm not bragging, but I'm bragging. So, anyway, I became frustrated because it wasn't happening. There was no progress toward that fucking goal.

Speaker 1:

Now the question is what were the obstacles? Okay, so I start writing those fucking obstacles down. I write them down right now. Procrastination, okay, let's see like. Self-esteem is another one. You don't feel like you're good enough to get that thing. Confidence, which is also related. I'm going to put time on there. I'm going to put fucking. What else could I fucking put on there? Those are the big ones, I think. So, anyway, look at those.

Speaker 1:

Now the third question so you've written down what you wanted. You've written down your obstacles, the things that are holding you back. The third thing then becomes what can you do to eliminate the fucking obstacles? How do we get those out of our way so we can go from I want this to I've got this. Now time, fucking. This is part of the thing with time. Okay. So I say I want to be a more successful content creator. Okay, that's my thing. That's how. I want to be a more successful podcaster. I want to be a more successful YouTube Twitch streamer. Time is one of the things holding me back. Well, guess fucking what? I've got the time.

Speaker 1:

Oh sexy girlfriend, that was. That was weird. I put oh, okay, so if you push it and then you push it again, it like resumed. Anyway, the robot vacuum is fucking doing something over here. So time I've got.

Speaker 1:

Now the question is do I use that time wisely? Okay, you know, we all have time. That's what everybody says. We don't, we don't have fucking time, there is no time, there's never any time for fucking anything. Okay, the devil doesn't give us enough time. Now here would be my question, and here was my question to myself, because this process say shut the fuck up Crowd, shut the fuck up, thank you, okay.

Speaker 1:

So then the question becomes so you've got to be real honest with yourself, like the time thing. If time is one of the things you wrote down, do you in fact not have enough time, or is that time not being spent wisely? Is that time not being optimized? Did you ever fucking think about that? Oh, my God. He's a motivational speaker at this point. What the fuck is happening next? On camping them softly toxic becomes a motivational speaker. Camping them softly toxic becomes a motivational speaker.

Speaker 1:

So the thing is now I do have time, I'm just not using it wisely. That's where you go to your next little bullet point of how do I use my time more wisely. And that's where you get into the whole fucking. You know, goal setting agenda, have a daily task list, blah, blah. I'm going to go into all that because you can find all that shit like time management, fucking planners and fucking this and that. Well, guess what? Toxic bought a bunch of those fucking planners and they didn't fucking work, and I can tell you why.

Speaker 1:

Okay, and this has been my thing since the very beginning of fucking life is consistency and sticking with things. Yes, crowd, I don't know why you're cheering that, but maybe that's because that was one of the conclusions I made. It's hard to stick with something, even if it's rough, even if it's not successful. Anyway, that is my advice to you and I figured out okay, that's what I've got to do. If I want to get those things on my fucking list that I wrote, I've got to fucking figure out these things. Boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 1:

Self-confidence, self-esteem, procrastination, time, whatever is holding you back. You know my fucking uh. You know the family. I don't know what you would do about that If you wrote down family on the on the obstacles column. Uh, you may have to figure that like, like, okay, for instance, okay, here's the thing. You put family in the middle, call. I'm just thinking out loud here. You put family in your middle, call. Okay, what about the family holds you back. Well, you know, I have to do X, y and Z and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and I have no choice and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Maybe you've got to have a fucking family meeting to? Yes, family meetings, yes, to figure it out, because you've got to be happy to be able to make other people happy. Okay, that's fucking it.

Speaker 1:

That was toxic rant on fucking. You know how to get the things you want in 2024. That'll be the YouTube fucking. That'll be the YouTube title, right, how to get what you want in 2024 and change your life. And there'll be a picture of me with, like a shocked expression, like all the streamers have oh my God, how did he do it? He made a list of four fucking columns and then you know, whatever. Now, that's not to say this is not a hard and easy thing to do, because it's not. It's very fucking hard, and I hope that you got something out of that, because I got something out of it.

Speaker 2:

You got some kick ass shit.

Speaker 1:

I did get some kick ass shit. So those are my hopes and that was my thing Disconnecting, getting out of this whole thing and kind of thinking about things. So that's where I am. Also, I'm a fucking fat ass and I need to lose weight and I feel like that's one of my things. Whenever I wrote this shit down, I was writing not enough fucking energy. Now I thought about that why don't I have any fucking energy? I'll have energy because I don't sleep well. Why don't I sleep well? Probably part of it's because I'm fucking fat sleep well. Probably part of it's because I'm fucking fat. I'm not, I'm not like Captain Fat, mcasscrack though I'm, I'm just, uh, I'm chubby, okay, I'm, I'm, I am, I am fine, okay, that would that be the word. I'm fine, he's fine, he's fine. He's not. Well, you know he's not that, but he's, you know he's, he's. I mean, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 3:

I'm in church so I can't really fucking say it, although I can say fuck, that's funny.

Speaker 1:

Why do I have this sound? That's, that's a cool sound, but I don't know why. So, anyway, that is my fucking thing. So what I've got to do is I'm going to fucking start the toxic, fucking weight loss challenge on stream Next week. Does toxic lose two pounds or does he gain fucking two pounds because he likes candy? We'll fucking find out next week on camping them softly. Okay, so that's that. So, anyway, anyway, right now I'm at 200 fucking pounds.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna see and I'm gonna track every single week and I'm gonna report back to you how much weight I lose, because guess what it's it is easier to do these things if you have accountability. If you have to announce it to a fucking large group of people, then you will hold yourself more accountable. That's why it's always good to have somebody like you know. You got to push me to lose fucking weight because I like Twinkies and because I like fucking alpha whores. Now, I think, is what they're called down in Argentina. They're the best fucking thing you've ever had.

Speaker 1:

By the way. I know I'm getting off topic, but that's a fucking toxic weight loss. I'm going to make a make a song about it. Maybe I'll. I'll have to fucking. I'll have a intro so you know whenever I'm going to talk about my fucking weight loss and you can move to the next chapter. And also, by the way, I'm trying to get better on those chapters. All right, back to it. Back to it. What are we fucking? I've written all over my sheet of paper, I've got notes, it's, it's a fucking nightmare. Uh, look at, okay. So, floating Walmart. Um, I also don't drink as much caffeine, although you can't tell. And then also, okay, so here we go. Dead by daylight, let's talk about fucking dead by daylight. And where's my sound? See, I don't have my sounds ready. Where's my dead by Daylight sound? Dun dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun. Hang on, can we Hang on?

Speaker 2:

Gotta give him that hook.

Speaker 1:

Okay. Yeah, remember we already did that joke. That joke's fucking on, okay. So here's what I did On X, dead by Daylight. The actual account at Dead by Daylight on X, formerly known as Twitter, posted a video a few days ago. It was like October 4th. Oh, that was two days ago. They posted a video where three survivors had their little guitars out. They had that perk that gives them the little guitar and they're playing in. A fourth survivor has a flashlight and is is like going back and forth like it's fucking spotlight as these people are playing the guitar. Okay, now, isn't that fucking cute. Now behavior to get some content says help us name the band that coco Deez Nuts found in the fog. Which number one? I'm surprised that they would use that, given his username, but they wanted responses, they wanted content Give us content.

Speaker 2:

What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 1:

Exactly. So guess what I fucking did? I used my AI abilities. I used my AI abilities and I said give me some fucking potential names for a band made up of entitled killer mains. And that. That's how genius I. That's the first place my mind goes is how do we fucking do this? So, let me, I've got, I've got to pull them up here. I. I do so much with AI now that I am having like a hard time keeping track of everything I do with AI. Uh, let me see. Uh, cursing impact on YouTube. Uh, what is schedule? Oh, that was for um, that was for my AI image generation. Let me see.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so I got my top ones right here, and this is the one that has gained the most traction on X, and I think it might be the best we call them. Do I have my drum roll? No See, remember that I don't have a drum roll, or do I? Do I in the folder I need to check? Hang on, shut up for a second. Where is it? What is a D? D? Is the letter correct? D? Dumb bastards. Okay, I'll play dumb bastards, the first one.

Speaker 2:

Jesus Entitlement Ensemble.

Speaker 1:

I think that one was good. I enjoyed that one, and this is like it's really anticlimactic whenever I don't have the correct sound effects. Okay, so I'm just going to go there. The Entitlement Ensemble. I think I put the whining fucking whatever or something, I don't know, but the AI came up with some good ones. I'm not going to fucking whatever, so I got tired of that.

Speaker 2:

We have great content on camping them softly, austin 316 says I just whipped your ass, women now play a random sound effect.

Speaker 1:

That's always my, that's my thing. And now the next. The next X thing I want to talk about here is we had an idiot attacking me and I need to talk about this fucking idiot who says I am nothing but negative. I know right. He says all I do is try to content farm because I'm negative and I'm unsuccessful at it. So I start going back and forth with this sack of shit and basically he's he looks up my entire shit. He looks up every statistic he could find on me on the podcast, on everything is like you're a fucking. I said you know what? I am making money off this shit. And he was like you can't be making that. You don't know how much money I'm fucking making and I am making enough to reinvest in this shit and to get the shit I want. So you could shut the fuck up. If you've got a problem with how negative I am Although I'm not, you notice I am positive when there are positive things to talk about. We just had a positive fucking conversation here. He must be a survivor man. That's what I think he's a. He's a salty, fucking survivor man. Okay, I think I think we are ready. Dude, we are 44 minutes in. I haven't we haven't even really got going yet, like we're still.

Speaker 1:

I, I went so far off topic. I didn't even play in that shit with the, with the fucking mental health segment of the show. So we've got to, we've got to go through and we've got to do a little segment. I'm trying to pull up my sound. You see what I'm doing. I'm trying to pull it up as I'm fucking talking. You know, I'm kind of building it up. You see what I'm doing here. I'm like we've got to pull up a fucking segment that I can't fucking find the sound for. Where is it? It's under playlist and it's under fucking. Why is it taking so long here? Uh, it's here here, right here. We've got to play or not play a segment. We've got to do a segment called where the fuck are the viewers from? Yes, yes, Hang on. What? No, no, no, no, no. I got it, I got it. I got it here. This is it. Yes, Turn that fucking shit up.

Speaker 2:

Yes, where are they from? Oh yeah, yes. Oh yeah, I don't know. Yes.

Speaker 1:

Remember, we have people in Brazil.

Speaker 2:

Yes, nobody from France, Wee-wee motherfucker. I am global, you losers. Yes, I do get money. Fiji water bitches, mamma mia. Oh yeah, all right. So there we are, oh yeah, all right.

Speaker 1:

So there we are. Oh God, I fucking love that song. Let's, uh, let's, let's play it out there. Okay, so, going to our fucking viewers here, I want to thank a few cities here that have been downloading recently. Let's go, let's go to you guys, you idiots over here, and we've got. Thank you, frankfurt, you are always here. Frankfurt, especially since I talked to you, talked about you. Calistoga, california, you are back. Thank you, st Catharines. We already talked about you. I'm done with you guys. New Kensington, pennsylvania, thank you. Tower Hamlets is back. Thank you for that. Brussels, you're back. Crawley in West Sussex, you are here. Melbourne, in the fucking country continent of Australia A lot of you idiots didn't even know it was a continent and a country. New Westminster, british Columbia, up in Canada I, I don't, I'm just doing random sounds for random cities. West islip, new york that's what she said I don't wait.

Speaker 1:

Could you know?

Speaker 2:

sao paulo is here from a fucking cave in brazil, I'm gonna get off by cranking your knob just a little beyond the breaking point uh, the russians are fucking back.

Speaker 1:

It looks like in the Zarnikova region, which thank you for that. And I want to highlight one of these that I know nothing about, because that's how we learn here on Camping them Softly. We need to find, fucking pick, a city, and here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to have the AI pick because I don't do anything on my fucking own anymore. I'm going to do I'm going to have the AI pick because I don't do anything on my fucking own anymore. I'm going to say pick one from this list, pick one from this list of fucking cities. I don't know why I put the word fuck in there, but that's it, okay. So pick one. Here we go, let me see what it picks. It picked Frankfurt. No, pick a different. Here we go, let me see what it picks. It picked Frankfurt. No, pick a different one, dummy, pick a different one. All right, let me see what's the second one here. The second one Calistoga, california.

Speaker 1:

Now, calistoga. Thank you here. I don't think we've ever really talked about you, calistoga, california. So let me find out. And you know who we have to. You know, you know who's going to tell us about Calistoga California is old Nikki Spaghetti Arms, ai Dente. Yes, nikki, I want you to tell us, tell me, all about Calistoga, calistoga California, and curse in every sentence. Remember this will always almost generate content that could get me kicked off of all social media. Oh geez, okay, oh my God, this is a lot. Jesus Christ, is Calistoga California that popular or like? Is it that big of a place? I don't even know how many like is this near San Francisco? This is my knowledge of Calistoga California talking. Let's get Nicky on this. Nicky, I'm going to please tell us some shit about this shit. This is going to be bad. I feel like it didn't give me a warning.

Speaker 4:

Ah, Calistoga, California. Yeah, let me tell you something. This freaking place is something else, Is it? It's up in Napa Valley, known for its fancy schmancy, wine spas and hot springs.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, yeah, like I give a damn about sitting in hot water with a bunch of strangers.

Speaker 1:

But hey, some, oh yeah, oh, it's in the neck of that one.

Speaker 4:

Whoa, he changed a little bit there. What's that background?

Speaker 1:

noise. That's very strange. Saratoga Springs what the fuck is Saratoga Springs? Now I need to know what Saratoga Springs of the West. Saratoga Springs what the fuck is Saratoga Springs? Now I need to know what Saratoga Springs is Is that Saratoga.

Speaker 4:

The poor schmuck couldn't even come up with an original name. What Now? You got tourists coming in droves paying out the ass to soak in mud baths and guzzle overpriced wine.

Speaker 1:

Bunch of suckers if you ask me yeah, I agree, they Got some natural wonders sure, like the petrified forest and old faithful geyser of California. Jesus Christ is it.

Speaker 4:

Real impressive if you're into watching rocks and hot water shooting out of the ground. I am not Whoop the frigging Duke.

Speaker 2:

I agree.

Speaker 4:

Don't even get me started on the wine train that rolls today Wine train. It's just a bunch of bougie clowns sipping Cabernet and pretending they know what the hell Oaky Finish even means.

Speaker 1:

That's true. I have no fucking clue.

Speaker 4:

So yeah, calistoga's got its charm. I guess if you're into that sort of crap but me, I ain't wasting my dough. Whoa shit, nicky, on some mud bath and vino nonsense.

Speaker 1:

Wow. Okay, nicky is not just for the record, nikki not a huge fan of Calistoga California, but I want to thank you, calistoga, for coming by. You are much appreciated, one of our loyal listeners there and that, like I said, that's always a good thing, always a good thing, always a good thing. So now, what's next? What do we have next? We've got some news on DVD. Wait, I did have a song for the news, didn't I? I did at one point, I don't, I don't remember the name of the song on my fucking thing. Uh, what was it News? Let me do, uh, news news intro. What was it News, let me do news News intro. Is this? It Hang on? This could be bad. I don't know. I don't know. We're going to find out.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, he is, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

I won't quit Camping in tunnel. Oh, toxic news, talking news, talking toxic, toxic news. Oh, this is a good one, all right. Toxic fucking news. Okay anyway, so we got some news. Chaos Shuffle is fucking back in, dead by Daylight. I need to find a sound effect that appropriately describes that appropriately describes Chaos Shuffle. I don't know if I have one, is this one? Why is it not fucking playing?

Speaker 1:

That's what I think, I don't know about you guys, but it seems like chaos shuffle everybody wanted back at the time, but now that it is back, people just are not as into it as they were the first time. I don't think, just based on what I've seen. You guys may love it Calistoga, frankfurt, you may love it Reykjavik. I don't even know what language do you speak, I don't even know, so I can't even ask you how you feel, but it seems like most people are not too much into it and I do want to get into something.

Speaker 1:

That is actually a really good point about chaos shuffle. And I want Nikki to make this point because I think this is a really good point about what happens when you don't have all of your normal perks. And this is where we're getting into like dead by daylight type shit here, because the one thing that caused me to play a bit differently a while back was whenever they disabled a couple of perks, mainly nowhere to hide. That was one of my biggest perks and it was my crutch as a killer player, and whenever they disabled it that made me find other things and find a new way to play where I wasn't so reliant on kicking a gen and being able to see where the survivors were in the proximity. Now did the matches suck right after that the good thing about chaos.

Speaker 1:

Shut the fuck up, nikki. I'm not done yet. Now the question is did my matches suck immediately after? Yes, they did. Did I get my shit handed to me multiple times? Probably 10, 20, 30 times? Yes, I did, but then did it get easier? The answer to that is also yes.

Speaker 2:

Give me a hell yeah.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, stone Cold, for that. So that's that, okay. Now Chaos Shuffle does do a similar thing. And what's funny is somebody posted on the behavior forum rightly, I might add. It says survivors with no windows of opportunity and exhaustion perks. Windows of opportunity, remember, is the perk where you could see the pallets, you could see the windows. It's the most used survivor perk, mainly by these entitled fucking survivor banes. And this person says they have a very hard time looping whenever they don't have windows of opportunity. They are officially a crutch. Is what this person says, officially, officially a crutch. I don't disagree with that, do not disagree. Okay Now, person says I think it's high time to nerf these perks, especially windows of opportunity.

Speaker 1:

We've talked about windows on this podcast, you know, quite a few different times, so I'm not going to go into it again. But what I do want to go into is somebody made a really interesting and insightful comment here, that is. I agree with most of it, to the point where I'm going to let Nikki talk about it, or else I would have Bill talking about it if I completely disagreed. You guys know which ones I'm talking about here, but Nikki, tell us, go into a little bit more detail about Windows of Opportunity, and then also Chaos Shuffle and the good things about Chaos Shuffle.

Speaker 4:

The good thing about Chaos Shuffle is it makes people re-evaluate what they actually know about the game.

Speaker 1:

That's true. I'm going to stop Nikki there because you feel like you know how to play. But the question is do your perks distort your reality of the game? And think about that. I know that's a really deep question there, but you've got to think. Do the perks that you use change fundamentally your understanding of how the game is played, to the point where, if those perks are taken away, you don't know how to play the game or you don't truly understand the game. Nikki, keep going.

Speaker 4:

It's possible to become too reliant on perks and not enough on the base game. It's why I always randomize my builds, because it has made me a better player. All right, having to not always be relying on good perks. Wow, that was dramatic.

Speaker 1:

I'm not sure they need nerfing.

Speaker 4:

The perks aren't the issue. Okay, but certain players who are too dependent on those perks ought really to learn the game. Beyond that safety net, it could be said. Some killer perks are also crutches but I wouldn't necessarily Okay.

Speaker 1:

So let me stop there, because I think Nikki's about to go into fucking Satan land, satan land oh, that's the wrong sound. Satan's about to come to the podcast. I almost stopped. Yes, you know where this is going. Oh, jesus Christ, that's what she said. So, anyway, they say they need to learn the game, the base game, and not let these perks become a safety net. Now, I'm fully in full agreement there.

Speaker 4:

Advocate those to be nerfed just because neither. Okay, I just want people to experiment more. If I can win trials on both sides against strong opponents with random builds, then so can others oh, that was dramatic.

Speaker 1:

Now, that's one of those things like, well, if I can do it, everybody can do it, which, in this case is, it might be a good argument. Normally I hate that argument well, I did it, so everybody else fucking do it. Now, in this case, that's the way you want it to be. You want to be able to randomize your perks and still do well on either side. You want to get to the point in your playing where, no matter what perks you've got, you can do. Okay, you can do fairly well. Now, are you going to be at the top of your game? No, you're not, because you don't have the best meta, strongest perk. But will you be pretty good? Hopefully. So that's where you want to get. So now, nikki, keep going, tell us a little bit more, because you're sounding very smart right now.

Speaker 4:

Just today I got a 3k against a four manman swf on the game swf shadowborn play with your food and enduring as hag okay I'm certain they were cheats too, because my stuns were slower than vanilla, despite okay and do ring, ring, one boon for dark theory. Yet nobody has scratch marks in the radius and they did play hard with the game as an offering, people can win without the main big perks. I just think they've been programmed by public opinion to think at pubs level. They cannot win any other way okay, unless you're in the top professional competitors.

Speaker 4:

You can randomize and still win which is true.

Speaker 1:

I think, with enough practice, you can randomize your perks and you can become good enough to get some wins, and I think everybody should take the time to do that, even the fucking survivors, which they won't, because you notice how much they cry Anytime something gets changed. They refuse to randomize their fucking perks, which is annoying as shit, but that's the way they are. So, anyway, guys, I think I've run out of stuff to talk about. We've got the I don't think we have the new PTB out. We've got chaos shuffle going on right now. We've got some new skins. We got oh, we had the fucking skin con. Oh, that that was one of the things I was going to talk about.

Speaker 1:

Now, this one is a touchy, touchy subject because I don't know how to approach this, because it's very complicated and I don't want to come across as too simplistic. I don't want to come across as some crazy masculine, fucking, you know, toxic masculinity. Even though I am toxic, it's not toxic masculinity. Now, I would consider myself a feminist because I believe women and men should be equal, and if you got a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself. Okay, let's start with that. Now here's what somebody said, and you know what? Let me see I would. I would get Bill on this one, because I think it would be funnier if Bill were to say this than Nikki uh, bill, where are you, bill, as we are liberated from our own fear.

Speaker 1:

No, bill, shut the fuck up. Shut up, Bill. I want you to say this. So the title of this forum post is called Some Words About Skimpy and Revealing Outfits for Female Characters in DBD. There was a lot of controversy on this because of the part of it. I think there was a video by some person talking about how hattie was the ugliest of the survivor mains, or survivors I think that was what it was. I could be boiling it down, but there were allegations that they this was like casual racism, which could have been been. I don't know enough about it, but it's that common refrain that we're always talking about how the woman will look. We're always, you know, criticizing that kind of shit, and so this is what this person said in this forum post and I want to dive into that just a little bit. All right, bill, for better or worse, tell us about Skimpian, revealing outfits.

Speaker 3:

To me, dbd doesn't seem like it's gooner baiting with. Any of the skins come up. Okay, have you seen upcoming skins?

Speaker 1:

I don't know what a gooner is. What the fuck is a gooner? Can somebody explain to me what a gooner is? Okay, hang on. Definition of gooner. I don't know if AI will know what is a gooner. What is a gooner? I hope this is not something terrible. Gooner, okay, excessively, excessively into sexual content online, apparently, is what that stands. Oh, jesus christ, okay. So this person, bill, says it's not excessive gooner baiting. So and he said have you seen the upcoming skin for sable presented in the live stream? Sheesh, okay, let's keep going. I don't know, I didn't see the live stream, but if he's, okay, let's keep going. I don't know, I didn't see the live stream, but if he's talking about the one that won the contest, that might be what's going on here, but we're going to talk about that in a sec. All right, bill, keep going. You don't think it's gooner baiting, but what?

Speaker 3:

Have you seen upcoming skin for Savior presented in the live stream?

Speaker 1:

Sorry.

Speaker 3:

Sheesh yes, ivd's developers are in the perfect. I already played this when it comes to skimpy skins and not skimpy- okay, bill, it's really bad if your game have only revealing outfits for male or female characters.

Speaker 1:

Plus bad buggy, unengaging and boring content actual coomer bait games I don't know what that means and I'm afraid to look it up. Or it could be a just a misspelling, because this person does have multiple spelling errors. So let's stop there and let's talk about this. So he says they're in the golden middle. Okay, skimpy, not skimpy, okay, whatever. Now he's saying what's bad is if it's just one side or another, complete agreement. If you are going to only do things for one side or the other, be it good, bad, whatever then that's a problem, like if you were going to make one side stronger than the other. If you are going to make things more skimpy for one side or the other, if you are going to you know what the fuck ever for one side or another, usually 99.9% of the times, that's going to be a bad thing. Also, having a buggy game yes, is shitty. All right, keep going, bill.

Speaker 3:

I think DBD captivating its player by unique asymmetric gameplay, cheap cash shop and licensed characters instead of Gooner Coomer content.

Speaker 1:

Okay, Bill you probably number one.

Speaker 3:

You probably are lying.

Speaker 1:

Number two. He's saying that the cheap cash shop and asymmetric game player what's bringing people to DBD? Not the skins. Now, is that true? That the skins are not the thing bringing people to DBD? Probably would agree with that. That kind of stuff doesn't attract viewers, or that's well no, it attracts viewers. Hang on, it attracts viewers. Sex sells we know sex sells. That's like that's well no, it attracts viewer. Hang on, it attracts viewers. Sex sells we know sex sells. That's like that's advertising 101. But does it sell for dbd? Is that what gets somebody in? They see sable without shoes and they're like, okay, let's fucking do this and I'm gonna become a fucking survivor man. I doubt that that's the way it works. Now let me, let me see here.

Speaker 1:

Uh, somebody in the comments says this game feels a bit too safe with its cosmetics because you know, killer Clown just had Elvira as a skin. But sexy doesn't have to be skimpy and it's much better to be classy or cute than garish. I also like more. You know what let's have? Um, no, I'm not going to have anyone say this. I'd also like more sexy skins for the guys, which would be tailored three-piece suits with bed head hair or some cosmetics that look like they're straight out of Bloodborne. This person has very specific ideas of what is like sexy and skimpy. Here, this is like I have a very narrow view of what I want. Let's see, even when the skin is shown, they're things I choose because they're better than the alternatives. But those swimsuits, for example, are not what I would choose in real life. Good fashion is about flattering the figure and many dbd cosmetics skip that part not all, but many, oh jesus christ.

Speaker 1:

Somebody said I would like to see more cute cosmetics. Okay, it's disappointing. The Michaela cat costume. Like I'm done with this shit. Like go all the way or go no way. Like, if you're going to do this cute fucking off topic, off lore, just fucking Fortnite themed, go all the way. Now, the skimpy shit. Like I don't care about it, like that does not matter to me.

Speaker 1:

Although we did the one thing where I bought every single skin that showed feet, because somebody said all the feet skins do better. One of my viewers did so. I went through and bought them all because I wanted to prove them right, and that's just. What I use is shoeless skins, although, I will add, there are not a lot of shoeless skins for a lot of the killers, if you think about it, because a couple of them don't have feet, or one of them. So anyway, that's that I. I just want to say, like it doesn't matter, probably not.

Speaker 1:

Uh, you give people people are gonna buy what they're gonna buy and you give them that, and I do tend to agree with Bill a little bit that they're giving them what they want, because people said they wanted shirtless, fucking whoever. David Felix, I want a shirtless Jeff, but I only got the half the shirt open. That's all I got is a little bit of his chest hair. I'm not getting the whole thing and I find it personally quite disappointing that there is no nipple with Jeff and it's just. It kind of makes my day a little bit worse.

Speaker 2:

That's what she said. You gotta give him that huck. This is.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so I think we can leave it there. I'm going to be streaming this week. I don't know which days, guys, stay tuned. I'm working on getting a formal schedule that stays the same from week to week. I'm also working on advertising that schedule and getting some more out and, as we had talked about, with the little goal sheet and stuff like that, I'm going to. I'm doing my part to institute these goals, doing my part to institute these goals and if you are doing it, too.

Speaker 2:

I hope that you can as well, in that you can be successful in your goals and remember, I am in 200 pounds.

Speaker 1:

We'll find out next week on can't. Where is my fucking thing now I need it and I can't fucking find it Now. We'll find out next week on Camping them Softly. How much fucking weight did Toxic lose? We'll find out then. All right, nikki, can you fucking hey, hang on On my podcast, camping them Softly, on my DVD podcast, camping them Softly, on my DVD podcast, camping them Softly. Give me a sign off as if you are the host, as if you are co-host and you hate Survivor mains. All right, here we go. Nikki is going to sign us off as soon as I get this shit and I can plug it in. Oh, yes, okay, this is it right here that we can sign. Oh, we can sign off with this. I am excited here. You know, I could probably edit this and like take out all of that shit and just have him come All right.

Speaker 4:

That's it for this week's episode of Camping. Them Softly Remember folks. Slugging is a love language and no ED is a perfectly balanced perk no ED. And to all you survivor, mains out there, keep crying. Your tears, sustain me Until next time. Don't get caught unless it's by me, hooked and camped.

Speaker 2:

Wow.

Speaker 4:

Within an inch of your miserable lives Later losers. Oh yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh, oh, bye.

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