Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

8.3 is Going to Suck! Lights Out Mode Sucks! Also, St. Catharines, Ontario! | Dead by Daylight | Ep. 28

• ToxicTeacherTTV • Season 1 • Episode 28

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This episode includes:

1 rant about a new update
2+ new songs
The return of Bill, the disgruntled survivor main
1 conversation about the Belgians in the 2014 World Cup
And a new Satan voice!

Send Toxic a message! (Question? Comment? Concern? Survivor main and need rehab?)

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Speaker 1:

So I was stumbling around, lost, looking for gems most of the game.

Speaker 2:

That describes most survivors. Every fucking match with the ultimate mouth, the Toxic Teacher. Hey, what's going down? Everybody, it is Camping them Softly. Episode number 28. And hang on, I've got a new sound. Actually, yes, yes, right, I told you I was going to get a new sound and I did. It's fucking amazing. And, yes, they cheer for me, fuckers. See, I can put them together.

Speaker 2:

See, there you go. This is an entrance. This is a fucking entrance. Just a bunch of it's, a cacophony of sounds. Anyway, guys, thank you for coming by. I am the Toxic Teacher. You can find me on the socials Toxic Teacher TTV, on X Insta, TikTok, Twitter, MySpace, fucking LiveJournal, Zonga Was it Z it zanga, x-a-n-g-a is that still a fucking website? I actually don't even know. Hang on, let me see. Z-a-n-g-a is that a thing? Zanga 2.0 is here. This is not right. Oh no, it doesn't work. Oh wait, it does work. What, what is it? Z't work? Oh wait, it does work. What? What is it? Zonga 2.0 updates on our server. It's like I don't. I don't even know what it is anyway. So, guys, we are already off topic. I appreciate you guys staying, If you stayed if not.

Speaker 2:

If not, well, then fuck you. You could just go, I don't care, but if you, you're still here. We have a lot to talk about. It's like it's unprecedented, and I had a lot of technical issues this week and I'm still trying to get them all figured out. I got on stream last night and fucking my, my camera was like it was like two frames a second. Every time my game was in the foreground and I figured out Nvidia is like a piece of shit and uh, I'm I'm still trying to go through that. I think I've got it figured out so I should be streaming. This is, uh, we're at Friday night, so I should be streaming after I record this. Um, but that was that, i't.

Speaker 2:

It was too late for me to record the podcast, which I'm glad I didn't, because a shit load of stuff seems to have happened while I was at work. Number one uh, we've got some. We've got some dead by daylight shit going on. We've also got a lot of forum posts to go through today just because of the new lights out mode, and then we've also got some skull merchant changes and there there is a shit load of thing. A shit load. I don't know where that phrase comes from. It's like a load, like a shit load is a lot, I don't, uh, as opposed to a non shit load, anyway. But but, guys, let me go to our viewers really quick. We may not go so deep into our viewers, for those of you who know, we do go into where all of our viewers are from.

Speaker 2:

Some of you love that segment. Some of you hate that segment. If you love it, great. If you hate it, you can fuck off, and you can turn it off for a few minutes. You don't necessarily have to fuck off, but you can turn it off for a little bit, I would think. Anyway, I did take the time to make a new song for it, though. So here we go. I think this is the right one, and yes, so here we go. Where the fuck are our viewers from? Oh yeah, here we go. See, I did it good this time, uh-huh.

Speaker 3:

Who's tuning in to this worldwide?

Speaker 2:

show, this worldwide show Ha Wee-wee motherfucker. Yes, yes, respect the fame.

Speaker 3:

Yes, I love it.

Speaker 2:

Oh god, yes, this is fucking it right here. This is a long ass fucking intro, but I love it. I don't even know what he's saying. Oh, he mentioned.

Speaker 3:

Reykjavik. I don't even know what he's saying.

Speaker 2:

Oh, he mentioned Reykjavik. I love it. We have viewers there or listeners.

Speaker 3:

What the fuck ever.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you know what I just why do I call them viewers? I don't understand why I even call them viewers, because they're listening. You're not watching anything.

Speaker 3:

I love it though.

Speaker 2:

Tell your mom motherfuckers, oh, this is good shit. Oh, dude, we got a guitar solo. Fuck, dude, that's okay, that's good, that's good, all right. God damn, that was a lot and I loved every second of it. I don't know if I've loved anything more than I've loved that, but, guys, I just want to. You know I always like to shout out, because geography teacher, I know I say it every fucking week and I'm tired of, well, you know what? I'm not tired of saying it. You might be tired, I'm not fucking tired and you notice I am like on fire today because I am excited about some of the stuff we have going on and I want to thank a few, a few listeners here that I have, uh, that I've seen but not seen, and, uh, you know I was looking them up, uh, this morning.

Speaker 2:

I want to thank Warwick. I think you've been around Warwick, uh, vancouver, you have been here. Charlotte, north Carolina I don't know if you've been here before, but if you have welcome back, if you have not, thank you for coming and if you never come back, do not let the door hit you. Where the fucking what do you say? Where the Lord split you, I think is what they say Calistoga, california. Thank you, milton, ontario. Thank you Clermont, clermont, claremont, I don't know how to say it. Thank you Gilbert, fucking Arizona. I don't know where Gilbert is, but thank you.

Speaker 2:

And then I also want to look at. There is one place I want to shout out. They do listen pretty frequently and I, you know, kind of want to know more about it. It is, uh, saint Catherine's Ontario, which I would assume is in Canada, and I think I've got like a cheering thing, motherfucker, yeah, like, uh, that one's not bad, though I kind of, I kind of like that one. And then we could we do like we could do, saint catherine's ontario, uh, okay, that's, that's a little bit of a letdown. Anyway, we're gonna have our, our homeboy, nicky. Hopefully he doesn't go satanic today. I, I do love it when he does, nikki, I love when you go all satan on me, um, but please try not to Nikki. Noodle arms, a idente, I thought it was spaghetti. You know, it was spaghetti arms in the beginning. That's what we called him. Because that's what we called Trevor Belmont when he first came out, because AI gave me nicknames for Trevor Belmont and, uh, that was one of them.

Speaker 2:

I'm gonna say tell me all about Saint Catherine's Ontario, but curse in every sentence. Remember, this makes Nikki fucking fly off the rails. And uh, we'll see if he flies off the rails. I can't get enough of it Now. See, he's like barely cursing. So, oh my God, okay, I haven't read this. Hang on, let me just. I have to go through it once just to be sure. Uh, okay, it doesn't look like there's anything that will get us kicked off the fucking uh internet here. I don't want to lose my fucking uh, my fucking uh living here. Okay, so let me hit, let me hit generate. Nikki will jump in when he's finished, uh, generating his little response here hey, oh shit, catherine's ontario, huh yes, that place is a freaking gem.

Speaker 5:

If you like small towns, that ain't trying too hard it's not tried too hard as the garden city it is, which is a real freaking cute name for a place that's mostly full of old people and suburbs oh, it's full of old people it's got more parks than you can shake a damn stick at. So if you like walking around and pretending nature's still a thing, you'll be in heaven, I guess.

Speaker 5:

I don't like that, this place is sitting right by Lake Ontario, so if you like dunking yourself in water that ain't completely filled with trash, you might get some enjoyment out of it.

Speaker 2:

Oh dude, yes, I do love it. If I love dunking my fucking, what does he say? Dunking yourself in water that's not completely filled with trash? I do love that, so maybe I should go to Lake Ontario.

Speaker 5:

And don't get me started on the wineries, kid. Oh, they got more freaking grapes than the mobs got, excuses, ah, niagara-on-the-lake is right next door. What's Niagara-on-the-Lake door? What's niagara on the lake? All the, the, uh, oh, the rich folks go.

Speaker 2:

Okay, overpriced wine, like it's some kind of freaking sacred nectar.

Speaker 5:

I thought he was gonna go satanic. Hey, if you're into hockey, I'm not. This town's got the niagara ice dogs. Who yeah real original name I know right it's like every damn thing in this place it's themow what Mow oh no, niaxia-sow what? Da-we-we-you-be-ow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow is the Welland Canal. Why is he talking so fast? What the fuck he was saying? What is happening? Boats go through locks, yeah, locks, oh shit. Real freaking, thrilling. But hey, to each their own, oh. God, if you're into boring boat traffic. This might be your jam.

Speaker 2:

It's not my jam.

Speaker 5:

People move here for the cheap ass sheet housing. What the fuck? Because living in Toronto will bankrupt you faster than a bad hand at poker.

Speaker 2:

So I'm assuming Toronto then, in this case, is like New York City. You know, it's fucking impossible to live there unless you live with like 17 other people. So that's my assumption. Nikki's probably right on the dot about Toronto. I'm gonna have to ask our boy Swifty just to just to check on that. Why does my? Okay, yes, let's keep going. Uh, nikki, don't go satanic, but please tell us more about St Catharines so, so, yeah, it's got that small town vibe.

Speaker 5:

But you can't throw a stone without hitting some kind of freaking factory or retired guy that's telling you oh you look, tea, you look cool, you're Bobby. So tea, surely what woke you? Yeah, a local shape your car, it's a fucking boy. Get it. What the fuck you know. But you see, you saw a psycho, simple, you know. So what the fuck? What the fuck, what a living shit was that he was supposed to say?

Speaker 2:

you can't throw a stone without hitting some kind of freaking factory or retired guy telling you about how it used to be back in the day. Was that a language in factory or retired guy telling you about how it used to be back in the day? Was that? Was that a language? Or was that like an ai, like a maid? I? I have to hear it. I'm sorry I have to hear it again. I apologize, I know you don't care, but to me this is fucking fascinating as shit.

Speaker 5:

All right, nikki, I'm gonna back up for you here ronald will bankrupt you faster okay bad hand at poker, yeah, so yeah, it's got that small town vibe okay, but here you can't throw a stone without hitting some kind of freaking factory or retired guy that telling you all you look, d you moco, you're probably so t should he walk up your yeah, a local jp cash. It's a bucky boy. It's not like the Sims Dude that came.

Speaker 2:

Okay, there is St Catherine's Fucking St Catherine's, ohio, good God, yeah, hey, thank you, st Catharines for that. I'm going to have to turn that shit down. That gets fucking loud. Okay. So St Catharines, ontario, yes, you are here on Camping them Softly. Hey, I appreciate that. Are here on Camping them Softly, hey, I appreciate that. And that's that. For where the fuck are the fucking fuckers fucking viewers from? I say viewers, have I been saying viewers? This entire time, like every episode, I've been calling it where the fuck are the viewers from? But we have a theme song and it's good and I already put the word viewers in it and I'll never make it as good as this. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, motherfucker, we've got people in Brazil.

Speaker 2:

We don't. No, we don't have anyone from the Eiffel Tower. Yes, it is international and I'm making money off of it.

Speaker 2:

We're not. I don't think anyone in Fiji is listening. No, it's not Sicily, it's Santorino. Yes, yes, bow down peasants. Oh man, I love that. That's fucking. That's the shit right there, anyway. So, guys, we've got more. We wasted 15 fucking minutes. Actually, it's not a waste. What am I saying? It's where the fuck are the viewers from the quote? Unquote viewers you watch with your ears and you hear what, what I was going to say. You hear with your eyes, but then I don't know where the rest of that sentence was going. You see this. You see where the insanity takes us. You'll never know. On camping them softly. So okay, so we've got a couple of things. Let me, can I go off topic real quick. I think I do kind of want to go off topic a little bit because, because, um, we have here on my desk, I've got some potato chips that I need to talk about.

Speaker 2:

Uh, they're potato chips. That's what they are. And the reason I'm talking about these fucking potato chips is they are the brand Christie's chips, because I always you know the Lay's potato chips. I hope you guys know Lay's potato chips. They have all different brands, right? Or all different flavors, brands, flavors, whatever. It's one brand, many flavors. Anyway, they have all these different flavors. I always like to try the weird shit. Like they have chicken and waffle flavor. Or they have fucking like in Argentina, whenever I went to Argentina they had fucking asado flavor. And they have like ham and cheese, fucking Cuban sandwich flavored potato chips. I know it's weird. For those of you international you're probably like what the fuck is wrong with this guy that he eats this fucking garbage, and you're not necessarily wrong. But this is just. This is the way it is here that we have all kinds of weird shit.

Speaker 2:

You've got some kick-ass shit, and it is. It is sometimes kick-ass shit, not always, but you know the Japanese come on now. I'm not trying to stereotype, but they got the fucking Kit Kats. It tastes like fucking matcha latte, and matcha, we all know, tastes like. It tastes like the dump smells. Um, I need to have more sounds at my disposal.

Speaker 2:

I need to have more sounds at my disposal. I need to have more sounds. You notice, I've gotten a couple of new ones. By the way, that's for Satan. Satan, that's whenever I talk about Satan, because, remember, we've been talking about satan the past couple of weeks. I finally got him on the show and, uh, that that is our little satan thing. So, anyway, what, what am I talking about? Okay, I'm talking about christy's chips. Okay, now, on the on the front, you can search this up, I think their website. Let me find their fucking website on the back here. Uh, the website is uh, let's see, they're in Santa Monica, california, do they have a? Fucking? Okay, here we are. They're at Christie's chipscom and that's C H R I S T I E S chips, and they also have an Instagram. It's Christie's chips. So, anyway, on the front of this bag, it's a rainbow colored bag, okay, and it's it says mystery flavor, okay, and then, underneath mystery flavor, it just says Zamboni. What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

I didn't mean to push both, but it says zamboni flavored chips and I well, it says mystery flavor and then it just says zamboni, as if that's just like a random fucking word, uh, that they just added on there and I don't even know what it means or why. So anyway, I tried these chips so you wouldn't have to. I tried these fucking chips and I've got to tell you this fucking thing why is my cell phone? There we go. This tastes somewhere between like it tastes somewhere between the bottom of a fucking public toilet and like used asshole. They are not great and I am not a big fucking fan.

Speaker 2:

Where's my angry crowd? I need to summon my angry crowd, become angry crowd. They're not that loud, they're like back there. They're like back there. They're just really far behind me. It tastes like these chips sold their ass to Satan. There we go. Dude, I am really up in the game on the sounds. I am really up in the game. I've even got like the old timey like organ thing like oh shit, hang on, I've got other organ ones I need to hear.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it's like old timey.

Speaker 2:

What's going to happen next week on camping them fucking softly, who gives a shit? Okay, here we. Oh yeah, that's the evil, that's like Phantom of the Opera, shit. Okay, what, here we go. Oh yeah, that's the evil. That's like Phantom of the Opera, shit. Okay, what is this one Scary Sting, yeah Okay. Oh wait, can I do these together? Can I do like this? Like, hang on, we're going to do it. You got to give him that hawk. Okay, that's terrible and that's probably fucking loud.

Speaker 2:

Just looking at the waveform I'm seeing as I'm recording, it looks like it's a fucking nightmare for the listeners to hear that shit. So, anyway, what were we talking about? We're talking about ash chips. Um, these taste like butt. And um, what else does it say on here? Oh, by the by the way, it says super natural potato chips, and I don't know why they put the word super and natural next to each other, because it looks like it says fucking supernatural and they're certified fucking vegan. And then let me tell you, okay, let me tell you about some of the fucking flavors on here. Are you ready for this shit? And I know I'm reading Toxics, read the back of a fucking flavors on here. Are you ready for this shit and I know I'm reading Toxic's reading the back of a fucking bag of potato chips.

Speaker 4:

The first thing I want you to do is shut your stinking hole. No, I won't do it.

Speaker 2:

We got like potatoes. Okay, you got fucking sugar in the fucking potato chips. You got paprika, you got vinegar. You got sea salt. You got fucking natural smoke flavor. You've got citric acid. Okay, here you go. Here's one tapioca solids there. That's perfect for that. You've also got natural vegan buttermilk flavor. This is, this is the worst, uh, but not buttermilk. Yeah, it's, it's just butter flavor. Okay, I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 2:

Organic yeast extract, garlic powder, jalapeno powder, maltodextrin and sunflower oil. Yes, thank you, fucking uh. Oil yes, thank you, fucking uh. Yes, see, I've got my, I got my laugh. You guys aren't here to laugh, so I got to have somebody fucking laughing at me, uh, so, anyway, these chips are fucking terrible. And there was something else I was going to say. Uh, I ate a Belgian waffle the other day and that, uh, I, I lifted my embargo on the Belgians after they beat us in the fucking World Cup, and so I undid my decades-long hatred of the Belgians beating the USA in the World Cup curse in every sentence.

Speaker 2:

I want Nikki to talk about why he's mad too. Why you're mad, why you're mad. Yeah, I want to say why you're mad. Okay, because I want Nikki to tell me why he's mad. Oh yes, hey, here it is. Oh, oh god, he's actually doing it. Oh my god, I can't wait. This is oh my god. It even said hang on. No, it gave me. It gave me a thing that said this may violate their policies, chat gbts, okay, uh, no, I don't, I don't think it does, because what, what right, like there are no slurs for belgians, are there? Are there? Um, hang on, uh, I'm sorry, I'm laughing like that. It's just funny to me. Okay, here we go. Nikki, how do you feel about the USA losing in the World Cup to the fucking Belgians?

Speaker 5:

Oh, don't get me started on that freaking disaster of a match. Kid. The Belgians beat the USA in the World Cup. That's a bunch of bullstiff if I ever saw it Bullstiff. First off, the USA had Tim Howard in goal, saving more shots than a damn mobster dodges subpoenas. It was really good. It still wasn't enough. This guy played out of his freaking mind, blocking like 16 shots or something.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1:

And what did?

Speaker 5:

the rest of the team do. It was nasty. Nothing. They let that game slip like it was a greased up weasel. Well, like a greased up weasel.

Speaker 2:

Well, like a greased up weasel. What was the final score of that match? World Cup USA Belgium Hang on, score. Okay, what was the score? It was two to one was the final score. And then I want to know if Nicky actually knows his stats about how many. There were 15 saves. Nicky said there were six. He blocked 16 shots. I wonder if one of those. But but see, the full stats say 15. So nikki is like look at the memory on this. Ai, okay, nikki, don't go satanic because we have the laugh now. Right, we've got the, we've got the and then we've got okay. So nikki, uh, tell, okay. I think this is where it starts to go into violating chat GPT policy land.

Speaker 5:

And those Belgian bastards they just kept coming. It's like they knew exactly how to screw with us. Death by a thousand freaking passes. That extra time Don't even talk to me, those sons of bitches is DeBruyne and Lukaku come out of nowhere Like they had some freaking cheat codes?

Speaker 2:

Cheat codes. Is that the names? That's fascinating to me. Even in character, this guy knows his shit, like Nicky. What's the deal here? Dukaku, lukaku, mukaku, what was his name? Romellu Lukaku and Kevin DeBrun, and those were the two that scored in extra time. That's funny, that's crazy, man, because, like I don't know, just remembering something, how long ago was this, matt? 2014? That was 10 years ago. When? When in 2014 was this or no? That was yeah, that was 10 years ago. When was this? May 17th, 2023. Why does it say 2024? Oh, it was the 2024 World Cup, but I guess was the match in 2023? Anyway, wow, okay, that's fascinating. Keep going, nikki, keep going.

Speaker 5:

Meanwhile, the USA couldn't hit the back of the net if their lives depended on it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, okay, but here's the real kicker.

Speaker 5:

That game was ours to win, kid.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 5:

All we needed was a little composure.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 5:

A little damn magic, holy shit Instead. Oh no, he's getting mad. We got nothing but frustration and disappointment. Whoa, nicky, like a freaking bad hand in poker when you think you're about to win big.

Speaker 2:

I know it's disappointing.

Speaker 5:

So yeah, the Belgians can take waffles and shove them up their asses, jose, oh, nicky, no, nicky no, no, nicky no.

Speaker 3:

Satan has visited the building.

Speaker 2:

We're all going to die. Get out while you can. He hasn't even stopped. Oh, wow, okay, okay, so that was that. I need to figure out how to make nikki not like, do this, so satan will leave us alone. But this is. This has been a regular occurrence with nikki. So, uh, I apologize.

Speaker 2:

Those of you who are english language, let's get serious. For a second Shall we? Um, I started. It's hard to get serious with that kind of shit. Let's get serious. Okay, let's, yes, let's reset here. Let's get serious.

Speaker 2:

Those of you who are from foreign countries and might be English language learners or not, totally understand American humor. I don't even know if this fucking counts as American humor. Okay, I don't even know what you would call this, but this is, this is us. This is camping them softly and for some reason, people all over the fucking world listen to this on every continent except for Africa. Oh wait, no, have they? Did we talk about this? I think we. I think we have. Have they, did we talk about this? I think we have.

Speaker 2:

Let me go back. I'm actually going back. Yes, 0%. I have a 1% listenership in South America, 1% of the listeners comes from Oceania, 1% from Asia, 27% from Europe and 69% come from the US 69. Okay, anyway, that is that. That's Belgium, what?

Speaker 2:

Okay, so we talked about the waffles. We're 30 minutes in. We haven't talked about fucking dead by daylight, and we probably need to at some point in this fucking thing, this fucking thing. So, uh, let's, let's shift. Okay, let's shift and we'll. We'll talk about dead by daylight now. And let me use my little news, my little news intro thing it's dead by daylight, bitch, okay. So, anyway, we've got like a bunch of things right now. Okay, we've got 8.3.0 has been announced. We've got the 8.2.2 patch. We've also got some statistics BH, uh, vr behavior Is that what they're called? Why did I fucking call that BHVR? I have to go to their x right now because I fucking there are so many posts that I'm trying to figure out what all is going on, because there's so much to like to follow that it's like that the 8.2.2, then 8.33.0, then lights out came out. Then we had this whole design, a fucking whatever cosmetic thing. We've got a fucking code. We've got some. You sign in, you get some fucking rewards. What in the?

Speaker 2:

hell is this crap? So, anyway, let me see. Okay, so here is the. So what I want to start with? What I want to start with is 8.3.0. Okay, this is going to be a big update and it's got a lot of changes and I don't know if I'll be able to get through them all. I have not read through the whole thing. I, oh, my God, I apologize.

Speaker 3:

Fucking Gotta give him that huck Dude spend all that time.

Speaker 2:

What the fuck is happening you'll find out next week on camping. Okay, anyway, that that was my own voice. I didn't even use voice mod on any. Okay, so what? Okay, 8.3.0. Okay, let's talk. Let's get serious. Now we're talking daylight. Okay, we're talking 8.3.0.

Speaker 2:

There are a lot of updates here. I have not read the entire note, so I'm going to go through. I'm going to give some minor things. Some of this stuff I may go through pretty quickly, other parts I may stop and elaborate on. I may start screaming at certain points, depending on what happens with these fucking survivors and, uh, what they got, because I would suspect that they got a lot more than they gave.

Speaker 2:

If, if I, if I were a betting man and I'm not because I'm broke take my wife please. It didn't fucking play that time. Take my wife, please. Yes, okay, there we go.

Speaker 2:

Now, first thing, the big one. The big one here the Maury's. The Maury system has gotten a change. Now here's the change to Maury's. For Maury's, the killer can now perform a Maury on the final survivor without using an offering. I think that's pretty cool. I love it, I love it, I fucking love it. It's amazing, it's amazing and we deserve it. Now the next one one objects obstructing the camera during the mori will fade away, okay. And then the last one mori offerings have a new effect gain a large amount of blood points when performing a mori on the final survivor.

Speaker 2:

Okay, all very good, I love it. I love it, their notes, and I'm not going to read it to you. I'm not going to read this entire thing to you, don't worry. Their notes were that this gives some flair, it makes them worries to where you can see them and it gives a more satisfying end to the match. And I think that's a fucking. I think it's a great thing. I don't know how you could be fucking against that at all. So, anyway, behavior, thank you for that. That is. That is a very, very, very welcome change. Okay, these, I'm already wearing these. Sounds out Like that's what I do because I don't have enough. I didn't make enough of them, so I've only. I'm already wearing these sounds out Like that's what I do because I don't have enough. I didn't make enough of them, so I've only. I'm excited about them, so I've only got like three. Shut up, bitch.

Speaker 2:

So, anyway, next one the survivor perks. Okay, this is going to be the fucking. This is where I start to lose my mind and we may not even get to lights out mode today. So, survivor perks, teamwork, power of two, and I'm going to have to look up, because some of these perks are like survivor perk. Look up, because some of these I don't remember exactly and I need to have a reference just to make sure I say the right thing. Power of two, okay, so here's teamwork, power of two. Let me tell you what it does, just in case you don't know. Most of you probably do, but fucking, humor me for a second and then we'll go into what's changed. So, as it stands now, whenever you finish healing another survivor, power of two activates and you and the healed survivor get the following you get 5% haste as long as you stay close to each other, and then it says the effect lingers for so long when you're out of range, and then it resumes if you go back into range before a timer expires. Okay, so this helps. If you like to stick together, okay, that's the whole purpose of the perk you get faster after you heal someone.

Speaker 2:

Now here's what they uh, what? Um, okay. So that's what I just told you was the new effect, like if they go out of range they get some shit. Um, they also added increased the radius. You had to be from them or that you could be from them and still get that effect. And then it says it no longer deactivates when either survivor loses a health state. I guess at one point, like if either survivor lost a health state, it would deactivate. They said they wanted to make this a little bit better, a little bit more useful. Now here's my thought on this. My thought on this is that, yes, it's a buff to survivors. Okay. The other side of that is the fact that this encourages them to stick together, which may actually be a good thing for the killer. So you know, I don't know that I'm totally opposed to that. I get it. It makes sense and the whole sticking together, okay, that's, that's okay and that actually might help survivors in solo queue, because if you're sticking together, you're getting more done. That's one of the problems you see in solo queues People just fucking go all over the place and just fucking whatever, and they might still even after power too. Anyway, okay, so let's keep going, because if I keep going into this much depth, we're not even going to finish.

Speaker 2:

Next one is called collective stealth, and I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to control F that, um, collective stealth. Okay. So that's another Renato perk. The first one was Renato, this one's Renato. Uh, it says right here uh, so suppresses your scratch marks after you. Is this okay? Whenever another survivor finishes healing you, it suppresses your scratch marks. You, it suppresses your scratch marks, which I assume your means. Both survivors won't have scratch marks as long as they're together, and the new change to that is it's it's pretty much the same in terms of as long as they stay together for a certain period of time, or if they leave and then come back, they're still in stealth. So this is pretty much the same.

Speaker 2:

This one I'm not as big of a fan of. I think that one might be a little too fucking strong, and we'll see what happens there. Okay, so let's go next, corrective action. Now, corrective action is a Jonah perk, and this is one where you have a certain number of tokens, and let me see what it says here. Whenever another survivor fails a skill check, it consumes a token, transforms it from a failed skill check into a great skill check, okay, and before it was if you were cooperating with another survivor. They fail a skill check, boom, you know whatever. Now, as long as you're near them and they fail a skill check, it becomes a great one. Um, before it was just good skill checks. This is fucking okay. Like I don't, I don't really care about this one. I don't know, I don't have like a neutral. Well, I do have a neutral sound, right, I could just play that. That's kind of our neutral sound. Anyway, this one who gives a shit right.

Speaker 2:

Next, one inner focus. Inner focus, you have that's a Hattie perk. It says you can see the scratch marks of other survivors. Now, you, uh, fucking see their auras now. Oh, whenever another survivor loses a health state, by any means, the aura of the killer is revealed to you. That has no cool down. Are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? It has no cooldown and there's no range. Fucking. There's no range limitation to this. You just see the fucking killer.

Speaker 2:

Okay, this is for real. What in the hell is this crap? If this is real, this is a fucking problem. I'm sorry, this is fucking disastrous. How could they let this fucking thing happen? Because that's no, this it's almost like, because, especially if you're a killer that injures people a lot, this is almost like the old object of obsession, but the killer can't, has no benefit. It does not benefit the killer at all. I think this is, this is terrible. Plus, being able to see the scratch marks will almost negate the blindness status effect that the killer can. The killer can inflict on survivors. So, all in all, inflict on survivors. So, all in all, no, no, this is. This is fucking garbage.

Speaker 2:

Here I need my angry mob of killer mains. Yes, yes, angry mob. Satan follow me. Yes, that's killer main mob. Okay, satan, oh wait, they're getting louder, fuck, okay, anyway, let's keep going. Inner, inner, oh wait, no, no, that was inner focus. We're going to live forever. Isn't that a queen song? We're going to live forever or something. We're going to live forever. That's a David King perk, which is queen song, david King perk. Anyway, it says right here I'm going to read Okay, okay, let me read the change here okay, made a healing speed bonus and then also endurance no longer needs to be activated. Add a 30 second cooldown to the endurance effect. So what it says is when healing a dying survivor, your healing speed increases to 150 and the dying survivor you heal back, gets endurance for six, eight, ten seconds, and this can only happen once every 30 seconds.

Speaker 2:

I don't like this fucking perk because if the killer gets there in time and you pick them up and the killer's on them, they should go right the fuck back down, like I don't understand what the deal is with that. Oh, sexy girlfriend, I don't like that. I don't think that should be a change. This is starting to get out of hand. We're not even fucking through all the survivor perks yet.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so poised, what the fuck is poised. I don't even know if I've ever really used this. I mean, granted, I don't play survivor a lot, but there are some perks. I'm like what the? There's 2000 perks at this fucking point. Okay, so here it's a Jane perk. Okay, that's part of the reason is because I don't even fucking play Jane. Um, you know, by the way, let's go off topic real quick. Somebody said if you play jane and you play in that greek, that white dress from the greek mythology thing, you will get tunneled out of the fucking match. And I bought the dress because I wanted to test that theory out, but I have not actually used it because I don't play fucking survivor enough. Yeah, anyway, okay. So here's the perk poised. Okay, you.

Speaker 2:

You start repairing a generator. You see the killer's aura. Are you serious? When you first start repairing a generator, see the killer's aura for six seconds. If change increased duration. Whenever a generator is completed, it suppresses the creation of your scratch marks. This is fucking silly. Like okay, this like okay. So we've gotten two things where you can see the perks. We've gotten two things that eliminate scratch marks.

Speaker 2:

This is starting to get out of. This is starting to get fucking stupid at this point. To get out of this. This is starting to get fucking stupid at this point. Um, I am not thrilled with this. Now, let me see. Uh, let's keep going. I'm starting to get. This is this is starting to wear me out. I haven't even gotten to the fucking uh the post yet. The survivor post.

Speaker 2:

Where is fucking blood rush on here? I don't even see it on my list. Okay, there it is. It's oh, another Renato. They fucking redid Renato here, I guess. So, renato, blood rush. Now, this is the one I think I always wanted to use, but I can never make it happen for one reason or another. So here's what it is After you unhook or become unhooked.

Speaker 2:

For 40, 50, or 60 seconds. You recover from exhausted, but do you lose a health state Like, hang on, press the active ability button to instantly recover from exhausted. So it says, uh, removed no longer heals, blood rush no longer heals or provides a broken status effect. What the fuck? It's just like, there's nothing bad about it. Are you serious? So if you, if you are unhooked, you can just instantly recover from exhausted, just like that. So if you got fucking life, you got fucking dead like you. Okay, this is fucking. Now you're gonna be able to use these exhaustion perks even more. Okay, this is. This is getting nasty here. This is no, I can't use kick ass shit because it's not kick ass shit, it's fucking awful. Angry crowd. Follow me to the next one Distortion. Oh wait, no, turn off.

Speaker 2:

Angry crowd because this one I don't think is angry crowd. Okay. So distortion we know distortion was one of the most used survivor perks. That was the one where you fucking hide for 27 minutes and I'm typing distortion and I mistyped it, so windows kept making that noise that it couldn't find fucking distortion on the web page. All right, here we go.

Speaker 2:

Distortion Now it's like distortion's one. When the killer tries to see your aura, it blocks it. But you have a certain amount of tokens. You recharge the tokens by being in the killer's terror radius. Okay, so this suppresses your aura. And now it says distortion no longer has tokens and deactivates once used until the next time you are chased. So you've got distortion. The killer tries to see your aura, it turns off, and then the next time you're chased it comes back on. And then it says right here, the duration is 8, 10, 12 seconds, so your aura will be invisible for that long. Plus, you'll have no scratch marks. Now it says this limits the effectiveness.

Speaker 2:

I think this is probably a good change. I dig it, but here is my problem, though. Here's my problem. No angry crowd follow me. My problem is that they are getting so many effects that disguise their scratch marks and bullshit that it's going to overpower the nerf to distortion If they use these perks that we've just talked about.

Speaker 2:

That's going to be hard. I don't know. It's good, but there are other consequences that I think are going to be a net negative for killers. So let's go over to what is it? Fucking Lucky Star? Oh, that's a Ripley perk. I haven't really messed with this one, okay. So here's the perk.

Speaker 2:

Okay, you hide in a locker. No grunts of pain, no pools of blood, all that bullshit. So now, as long as you're in the locker, you have no grunts of pain, no pools of blood, and then, for 30 seconds afterward, you have no grunts of pain or pools of blood. Okay, it says the way it used to work was for 10 seconds after going in the locker. This was effective. So if you were in the locker 11 seconds, you would start having bulls, blood grunts. So now you've got it. The entire time you're in the locker, you leave blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, no, this is, this is silly. I don't like it. Okay, because it shouldn't last after you leave the fucking locker. Last, after you leave the fucking locker, exactly. And it says even after leaving the locker, you see the oars of all the other survivors in the closest gen. That's a little much, if you ask me. Okay, so overall, this is a lot for survivors.

Speaker 3:

Survivors got a lot out of this fucking thing and I am not fucking thrilled at all. What in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

gotta give him that huck. Okay, so let's, let's keep going. I need some new shit, don't I? Uh, no, I don't, because that would. That would actually ruin it for me if I started getting new shit, because part of the fun is wearing all of this shit out. So I'm going to say killer perk look up, uh, dbd. You always have to put DBD whenever you're talking about like killer. So look up killer perks of being a killer in real life. No, um, so here we go Now.

Speaker 2:

The first perk is a who the fuck is this? Genetic limits? That is a. Who the fuck is this? Genetic limits? That is a. What's this fucking robot? The fucking robot, monster, robot guy.

Speaker 2:

Singularity it's a singularity perk. Now let me give it to you. It says whenever a survivor loses a health state, they suffer from the exhaustion status effect for six, seven, eight seconds. It says right here genetic limits previously affected survivors who healed, which often led to the exhausted effect expiring before they could be chased. It will now apply to survivors who lose a health state, but with a shorter duration. This will provide more consistent value. Those skilled survivors can outlast that effect.

Speaker 2:

I think, overall, this is good. I think this is a plus. I applaud this one. That's yeah, okay, it's not the best, but it's something.

Speaker 2:

And as killer mains, we'll accept just about anything Like we accept more. We accept more, fucking See, I did about anything Like we accept more. We accept more, fucking see, I did it again. I spelled the shit wrong. We, we, uh, I sound like Nikki now, don't I Like we? Um, what was I saying? We accept more abuse as killer mans than any other group of people in any video game ever. Abuse as killer mans than any other group of people in any video game ever. Probably because they've been doing us dirty since 20 fucking 17, 16, 15, whatever, and we will now just take anything we can get, it's stock. We have complete fucking stockholm syndrome at this point. So let's keep going.

Speaker 2:

Leverage is the perk that is a fucking Skull Merchant perk. I heard. Skull Merchant basically got destroyed, was torn apart, thrown into the dirt and will never fucking return to see the light of fucking day. To see the light of fucking day. Uh, okay, that wasn't right. Uh, uh, fucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, bullshit, fucker. Okay, satan, thank you for breaking the mood there, okay, so leverage Whenever a survivor performs an unhook, their healing speed is reduced by 30, 40, 50 for 30 seconds.

Speaker 2:

Now it says leverage used to gain strength as the match went on. This made leverage ineffective early on, often only becoming effective when the match was nearly won anyway, we have reworked it to be much simpler, which true and provide consistent value. Leverage now discourages survivors from healing directly under the hook. I have to think about that for a minute, because let's think let's put our killer main hat on. Do we like it when they heal under the hook? And part of me says yes, because then you know right where they fucking are. But now, if they're going to have to run away, that's not, because then that'll make them harder to find right, unless they're running at you, which probably won't happen all that much. Okay, so let's stay neutral on that one, okay, neutral.

Speaker 2:

So Thwack is another fucking. Thwack is another Skull Merchant. No, it's Thwack, not. Let me see Thwack. Oh, my God, can I not spell fucking anything? Thwack, okay, there we go.

Speaker 2:

This is the one where you break the walls and shit happens. So you get three tokens. You break a wall and it consumes a token and all the survivors scream around you. Okay, Now, whenever you hook them, you get a token back. That's the fucking thing. Okay, now it says what did they say? They reworked it and it says thwack, you still only activate once per hook, leading to it being wasted. By introducing tokens, killers can store these uses for later and potentially use it more than once in a chase. Okay, fine, hey, that's not great but it's not terrible, so I'll give it. I'll give it Small, small, okay. Fucking. What the fuck just happened. Machine learning Okay, my light went.

Speaker 2:

Fucking. That's so weird. I think Satan's here because my light is turning on and off in the like my ceiling fan is turning on and off, and I think it's because I've got one of those that like dims and I think the neighbors is set on the same frequency. So when they turn their light off, mine goes off too. So my light just starts turning off and on, like at random times. Yeah, right, anyway. So machine learning, which is another singularity perk. They're really doing a number on old fucking Sengi here. Now for Sengi.

Speaker 2:

It says right here after performing damage generator, machine learning activates. Generator becomes compromised. The aura of the compromised generator is highlighted to you in yellow. Once the compromise generator is completed, you become undetectable and you get haste for anywhere from 40, 50, 60 seconds. Okay. So it says right here.

Speaker 2:

It used to require you to damage one generator to activate it and then another to compromise it. This made it awkward to use. Yes, good, fine, you, just you kick one, it gets done. Fucking, that's it. You are undetectable and faster. I'm fine. And I've never really used this perk, although I think I. It says machine learning deactivates after use. Does that mean you only get it once? I think you should get it after every generator you're able to do that with. I actually want to know if that's true. I am not sure. If that's true. Okay, so we've got a fucking, oh, my God, we've got more perks. Um, let me, okay, I'm going to go really fast through the rest of these, cause I'm fucking tired.

Speaker 2:

Death bound, that's the one where, if you heal somebody from fucking far away that they fucking something happens. Um, it's a pyramid head perk. The healer screams and reveals the location. The healer becomes oblivious and it says, right here, uh, used to, you had to be a certain distance away. And it says, right here, uh to, you had to be a certain distance away. And it says, right here, uh, deathbound no longer has a duration and deactivates when the healer is hooked. So they'll be oblivious until they are hooked. If they're a certain distance away from the healy, the person who was healed. Okay, that it sounds better. Okay, fine, whatever, dead man switch now applies only to the first survivor who stops repairing a generator. Get out of hand. Wink of mine. Okay, they nerfed it, fuck.

Speaker 2:

Yes, blood echo. Blood echo no longer has a cooldown. I I don't know what Blood Echo was the one where they would hemorrhage or something. It previously had a long cooldown. Don't need it. Fine, I don't give a shit. All right, hex, crowd Control.

Speaker 2:

The last three, four, five vaults are blocked by the entity. In vault heavy areas it was possible for survivors to outlast the effect by linking together multiple windows. Going forward, the most recently vaulted windows will be blocked. Okay, so this blocks up to five different vault points, so they can't go. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then it's only blocking the last one.

Speaker 2:

Predator uh, predator has been reworked. So if a survivor escapes a chase, you see their aura for six seconds. Then it goes on. Cooldown for 60, 50, 40. Predator. That is good. I dig that. It's especially good for maybe lower tier killers or killers who just like a lot of aura reading perks. So I think that's really good.

Speaker 2:

Now Skull Merchant it says. Decrease hindered penalty when scanning. Skull Merchant no longer gains haste when scanning. It gave a skull merchant a speed difference. Reduce the number of drone scan lines to one was two, so it can. Only that's going to make it easier to get around. Drones are now always in their active state. Drone scan lines are invisible beyond 16 meters. Being unable to see the drone scan lines made them different. But I fucking okay. Uh, hillbilly, let me see. It's been great seeing the hillbilly Overdrive. I don't care.

Speaker 2:

The twins Increase Victor's cooldown when crushed to 20 seconds. Okay, so they're nerfing. Victor Increase cooldown after Victor downs a survivor to 3.2 was 2.7. Yes, we already talked about the twins had a high lethality, but nobody fucking picked them. So what was the fucking problem? Like really, what in the hell is this crap? I don't know.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so anyway, now the unknown got some changes. Let me see movement speed now decreases sooner when charging your power. Increased teleport recovery speed by 15% adjustments, blah, blah, blah. Let's see HUD to display teleport cool down. Hallucination, spawn time. Who cares? Or it doesn't matter to me, one of the two? Okay, fine, whatever, whatever. So those not as big of a deal. The perks are the big deal and not a big huge fan of most of those. I think, overall, this is a very survivor, fucking sided update and I think it's just another in a long line of survivor sided updates and I'm just not. No, no, thank you, no, thank you.

Speaker 2:

Now we've got to go to fucking lights out mode, which just started, by the way. Lights out, lights out mode, um, um, where, where can I find the fucking shit on the lights out mode? Because they changed some shit on here. They said one of my viewers, dac, uh, see, viewers. I say viewer but I guess I say viewers because I'm a twitch streamer. But you know, and that's how I started, so I just call them them viewers. So your viewers, your fucking whatever. So here we go.

Speaker 2:

Increase anti-camp no terror radius, no add-ons, no perks. Okay, that, that is lights out. It's fucking. There's fog everywhere, it's hard to see. Okay, there's no offerings, no items, no fucking scratch marks, no loadout oh my God, that's fucking. It's wild, right, is it not? Yeah, no fucking scratch marks. No, uh, no, fucking anything. Now it says right here, survivors can get a lantern that increases visibility, reveals nearby generators and reveals survivor actions on HUD. This is a huge concession to these fucking babies. They don't need this shit. Get over it. Now it says right here chests only have rare or higher items. Survivors drop items when hit. That's minor compared to the shit they get. Faster gen repair speed. Gens are 20% fucking faster. What in the hell is this crap? I?

Speaker 2:

know, and then you also have higher endurance after you get fucking hooked. This is disgusting and everyone should be upset about this fucking sexy girlfriend, that's like it. You say you tell your girlfriend she's sexy and she's oh, sexy girlfriend, hang on, can I? Can I time it to where he stops, like he's like starting to say it and then, oh wait, no, there we go. Yeah, like that. Okay, well, I fucked that up, but you get my point. Now we're at an hour. I haven't even fucking gotten to the. To the fucking uh what am I calling him I sound like Nikki again to the fucking uh posts that about the lights out mode and about the changes.

Speaker 2:

Everybody is fucking complaining about these changes. I know Tim Allen, so it's gotta be there. There's something. I don't get it. They gave everything to the fucking survivors. I don't think killers got a single thing like added or updated or changed and they're whining anyway, which is bananas to me that you can get so much and still whine that we've got to go over. I made a song, for the survivors are saying stupid, shit, and I think we're ready, I think we're ready to play it. So here we go. This is the first time you're going to hear survivors saying stupid shit. Are you ready? I'm ready, toxic motherfucker. Okay, hang on, person that I just made up the voice for All. Right, here we go.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, this sounds a lot like. Yes, stop crying.

Speaker 2:

Stop crying. Another day, another pointless appeal, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's the same shit. Oh yeah, motherfucker.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I can't help it.

Speaker 2:

Saying stupid shit, saying stupid shit. Yeah, okay, dude, I dig that. That's a good, that's a good fucking intro right there. It's long, it's long, but it's good. That's what she said anyway, jesus christ, sometimes I do things I'm like, oh, this is gonna be clever. And then I do it and I'm like what?

Speaker 4:

oh, this is going to be clever and then I do it and I'm like what in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that a lot. That happens a lot to me. It happens a lot at work too. Do you ever do that at work? You think of a fucking joke and you're like oh this is going to be funny.

Speaker 2:

Just wait until Billy hears this. And then you go up and you tell Billy the joke and he's like, yeah, well, I don't know, I'm going to wear that fucking. My soundboard is going to be fucking worn out and I don't know if anyone can keep up this level of intensity for this fucking long. If you have been listening to this I don't know if anyone listens all the way through, but if you have, I don't know if you're as tired as I fucking am but we haven't even gotten to the dumb shit people are saying about these updates in this fucking new mode. And you know who we're going to bring back in. We're going to bring Bill in for this, because Bill is our resident fucking, uh, fucking survivor main and I, I like him because he, he sounds like. I would think Bill might sound like um, and and I just dig it.

Speaker 2:

Okay, now, let me see here. Let me go to one. These are killer posts. Let me go. No, that's a Skull Merchant post. Let me see when was it. Let me see when was it. Where was it. Oh, here we go, here we go. Okay, here is Bill. Tell us what you think about this fucking candelabra business, because the candelabra, to me, is a fucking joke. It shouldn't exist, but it does. Bill, go ahead and tell us about this garbage Whenever you're ready, bill, bill take your time, lights out.

Speaker 1:

is 90 less miserable to play as a survivor this time around? It'll never be my preferred game mode it won't, but I do appreciate the changes that were made. Being able to actually find generators is such a huge quality of life improvement. Is it the first, the first game of Survivor I played? I was on the doctor's map. Okay, I didn't initially understand what the candelabras actually did Of course you didn't so I was stumbling around, lost, looking for gems most of the game.

Speaker 2:

That describes most Survivors. Every fucking match. It was incredibly frustrating fucking match.

Speaker 1:

It was incredibly frustrating.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, think about the way it is every time a killer main reads fucking patch notes.

Speaker 1:

Then I tried using the candelabra and, just like magic, the game was actually fun.

Speaker 2:

Okay, this is fucking silly, if you ask me. So this fucking bill here gets something that basically negates all the negatives of the mode for survivors. And then he says oh, the game is fun because there are no downsides anymore the first thing I want you to do is shut your stinking hole.

Speaker 2:

Bill, I'm fucking done with this. You've got to be fucking kidding me. It just this, I don't know it's. The update combined with the changes to lights out mode are just it's, I don't know. It's frustrating, and we've had this discussion before. Right, you will be able to go through everything here.

Speaker 2:

Killer mains have gone through it all right, and we've had this conversation. I know I'm just repeating myself because I had a fucking freeze moment where, like, my mind, just like went somewhere and I don't know where it fucking went. I don't know, yes, right, right, right, right, I don't know where it fucking went. I don't know, yes, right, right, right, right, I don't know, you'll find out where when next week. I'm camping them softly anyway. So we've been through it all right, and we're now a fucking hour and seven minutes into this and we've been how many hours into that. How many hours have we recorded? By the way, I want to go off topic and say I'm number 79, or we are number 79, thanks to you guys. Camping them softly is number 75, 79, sorry, 79 on the video game podcast charts in taiwan what in the hell is this crap?

Speaker 2:

I didn't know what sound we're on the 79th in Taiwan.

Speaker 3:

There we go, steve. Thank you, anyway, I didn't see you there. There we go, steve. Thank you. Set sail on this ocean of flavor with me. I'll be your captain, so.

Speaker 2:

I'm Steve Harrington. Anyway, it's just, we're giving a lot, we're not getting a lot back. We've had this talk and it's hard to keep having that talk, just because it gets old. It gets old for you to hear, it gets old for me to say Now here's one that the killer main says just avoid lights out, because it's just ridiculous, because if they get the candelabra they counter the fucking whole concept of lights out. Then they get the 20% faster repair speed. So if you have both of those, it's a regular game with faster fucking gens, which is what they wanted in the fucking first place. So what's the fucking point? Tell me, help me out here I don't get it, I don't get it.

Speaker 2:

So, anyway, I'm starting to wear out. You can tell I'm starting to lose my fucking energy. I've been going for an hour and nine minutes fucking nonstop. I've still got a stream and I'm already fucking. I'm starting out tired. I'm. What am I going to do? Who knows what time am I going to bed tonight and I sound like a fucking redneck there.

Speaker 2:

Oh, by the way, can I tell you an off topic story? Can I tell you an off topic story? I'm going to tell you I was at a deli. Okay, it's owned by this guy named Jason. If you've ever heard of this guy, this guy, this Jason's deli, as you may know it.

Speaker 2:

Go in and place an order. I'm placing a to-go order. So I go up to the thing. The guy at the register was was very nice and made my order and he said has anyone ever told you that you sound like somebody famous? And I said no, not, not that I remember. And he looked at me but he was a little bit like a nervous, like he didn't want to tell me who it was. I said are you talking about a specific person? He like shook, like yeah, kind of, and I said, no, you can tell me who it was. I said are you talking about a specific person? He like shit, like yeah, kind of. And uh, I said no, you can tell me who it is, like I don't care. And he said he. He responded with these words. He said have you ever seen the big bang theory? What in the hell is this?

Speaker 2:

crap and said that I sound like fucking Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory Bazinga, and I am not a huge. I'm not. Is that an insult? I don't know if that's an insult or what. Tonight.

Speaker 4:

I truly will open up a can of whoop-ass and show you exactly what Austin 316 did, that's loud as shit, but he deserved it.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Guys, we are going to tonight will be my mainstream, which, by the way, you will have heard this a few days after. I'm recording this on Friday this is going to come out on Monday, which will be the 16th, and then I will be persona, I will be incommunicado. I was going to say persona non grata, but that doesn't make any sense. I will be incommunicado for a little bit, as I am going to be out for a while, and that will probably run through the end of the month. I'm going to try to see if I can't record something to like hold you guys over, right? So you've got something to hang on to until next time, which let me see if I even can. I don't even know if I'm going to be able to. I'm checking my schedule as we speak. That would be let's see one, two, three, four, five, six. No, actually I don't know that I'll have time to record anything. So anyway, guys, this is it. You'll hear this on the 16th, then the next one is going to come, maybe a couple of weeks later, and that will probably be about the seventh.

Speaker 2:

I would say that you're going to hear the next podcast. Anyway, guys, enjoy the lights out mode as much as you can. You survivor mains I know you're going to love it. Killer mains if you want to avoid it, go ahead and avoid it. You may want to do that, if you haven't already thought about that. Fatality.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that was one of my new ones. It was on the third page. I didn't even know it was fucking there. Okay, it was on the third page. I didn't even know it was fucking there, okay. So now, without further ado, I think Nikki is going to have to sign us off, and I've got to give him some instructions on what I want him to say.

Speaker 2:

Nikki, nikki, uh, hey, you're the co-host, uh, co-host, of camping. Theming them Softly with the toxic teacher. Give us a sign off and insult all the survivor main listeners and curse in every sentence period Go, yes, here we go. Oh my God, okay, okay, here we go. I kind of like it. I like it, nikki. Thank you for that, motherfucker.

Speaker 2:

Let's go, nikki, nikki, you guys don't know that song, do you? You guys are too fucking young to have heard that song. Look up Darling Nikki, by Prince. Actually, it's got some kind of graphic parts in it. So if you're a child, uh, don't, but if you are, if you are, an adult, do, unless you're an adult who can't handle adult things. Um, let me see your baby ass. Yeah, they're, okay, we've got the word baby ass. Oh, jesus christ, okay, nikki, let's. He's gonna go satanic. We know that for a fact, so just be prepared. I mean, I have satan on deck, ready to roll. Satan, are you there, ready for us? Okay, thank you, satan. Now let's go. Nikki, send us off, please. I'm not going to do it, oh God.

Speaker 5:

Oh, you freaking survivor mains. Huh, yeah, yeah, I'm talking to you clowns who can't even loop a damn pallet without crying to the devs for some bullshit buff.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's true, Nikki.

Speaker 5:

Here's a newsflash for you. Uh-oh. The entity should have swallowed your whole and spit out something that ain't completely useless. Yeah, that's, true you think you're slick with your second chances.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 5:

And bull perks like dead hard. Yeah, give me a freaking break.

Speaker 2:

I know right.

Speaker 5:

Ain't nobody scared of you or your baby ass. Borrowed time.

Speaker 2:

Baby ass borrowed time.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's it from Camping them Softly. Yeah, the one show where I get to listen to my boy, the toxic teacher Hell yeah, run my mouth on all you useless schmucks. Yeah, take your sweaty loadouts, shove them where the fog don't shine and go cry in a corner. When you get face camped, I'm out. You sorry suckers.

Speaker 2:

You sorry suckers you, sorry, suckers you, sorry, suckers Get the fuck out of our faces.

Speaker 3:

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